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Neuronyx posted:I don't think 'it's [current year]' has ever or will ever be a good argument against anything. if anything it means you should be shittier
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Let's look at my old AUG store and see what I can find from yesteryear. Guy attaches Nerf darts to his eyeballs Guy has a spider inside his ear Guy pisses into his own mouth at a concert Extremely not synthol  And of course a little baby tampon boy. 
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Oct 9, 2018 22:50
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Mr. Snickerdoodles posted:I'm about to go to bed and gently caress you for this. Please do not use forbidden language words. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 9, 2018 22:59
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Question Mark Mound posted:Let's look at my old AUG store and see what I can find from yesteryear. Do men know that tampons aren't sex toys?
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Oct 9, 2018 23:49
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slash stab posted:Me telling someone to stop something is not an argument, it's a command. Shoulda just probed em. Never trust anyone with a clean rapsheet imo.
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Oct 10, 2018 00:00
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The Door Frame posted:Do men know that tampons aren't sex toys? Some, yes.
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Oct 10, 2018 00:02
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The Door Frame posted:Do men know that tampons aren't sex toys? Not with that attitude, they're not!
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Oct 10, 2018 00:16
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 DaddyOFive rebranded I guess. 
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Oct 10, 2018 02:33
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Mocking Bird posted:I work for CPS, people say all kinds of poo poo to try and make their child�s disappearance from their lives seem normal (�normal�) or sympathetic. You can�t just turn your 7 year old in at the fire station, though - child abandonment is a crime, it turns out. What state was it that accidentally changed it so you could just drop any kid off at the fire station? No idea how to find the story again but I read that like a decade or two ago some Southern state repealed something or another that made it so the "you can drop off a new born at certain places if you can't possibly take care of it, no questions asked, so we don't have babies dying in dumpsters" thing applied to anybody under 18. For a few months people were driving in from neighboring states to ditch literally all of their children.
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Oct 10, 2018 02:43
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ToxicSlurpee posted:What state was it that accidentally changed it so you could just drop any kid off at the fire station? No idea how to find the story again but I read that like a decade or two ago some Southern state repealed something or another that made it so the "you can drop off a new born at certain places if you can't possibly take care of it, no questions asked, so we don't have babies dying in dumpsters" thing applied to anybody under 18. For a few months people were driving in from neighboring states to ditch literally all of their children. I’ve never heard that.
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Oct 10, 2018 02:51
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ToxicSlurpee posted:What state was it that accidentally changed it so you could just drop any kid off at the fire station? No idea how to find the story again but I read that like a decade or two ago some Southern state repealed something or another that made it so the "you can drop off a new born at certain places if you can't possibly take care of it, no questions asked, so we don't have babies dying in dumpsters" thing applied to anybody under 18. For a few months people were driving in from neighboring states to ditch literally all of their children. Nebraska did that a few years ago.
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Oct 10, 2018 02:54
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Burt Sexual posted:I�ve never heard that. Am I going insane or do a whole bunch of people now have weird garbled apostrophes?
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Oct 10, 2018 03:09
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slash stab posted:Am I going insane or do a whole bunch of people now have weird garbled apostrophes? I'm getting that, too.
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The Door Frame posted:Do men know that tampons aren't sex toys? I remember reading a personal account from a young woman whose father found one of her tampons and started shouting at her until she managed the very awkward explanation that it was not, in fact, a sex toy. Apparently, he was utterly baffled by the concept. A grown man, with a daughter. Bobby Digital posted:Nebraska did that a few years ago. And the issue wasn't the number, but the age. They forgot to add an age limit to their law so kids ranging from 11-17 were getting dumped at hospitals by their lovely parents. A Time article Skippy McPants has a new favorite as of 03:25 on Oct 10, 2018 |
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Oct 10, 2018 03:19
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Tiny Lowtax posted:No. He probably just lives in lovely apartments that dont have it, so hes convinced himself its not longer a thing. Yeah, probably.
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Oct 10, 2018 03:22
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slash stab posted:Am I going insane or do a whole bunch of people now have weird garbled apostrophes? Peep the gbs thread
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Oct 10, 2018 03:24
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The Door Frame posted:Do men know that tampons aren't sex toys? uh yeah
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The Door Frame posted:Do men know that tampons aren't sex toys? I dunno, those orange ones are pretty big. 
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Oct 10, 2018 03:53
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I'd say I hope you get banned for this but this thread produced the chicken fucker so what do I even know anymore nuke this godforsaken rock.
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Xanax doesn’t absorb into the mucus? Shouldn’t she be high as balls?
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Oct 10, 2018 04:06
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LingcodKilla posted:Xanax doesn�t absorb into the mucus? Shouldn�t she be high as balls? They were presumably inside the same pillbox that's shown in the picture.
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Oct 10, 2018 04:12
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Oh. No big deal then.
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Oct 10, 2018 04:49
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Can you imagine that family tree. Me neither. NEXT
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Oct 10, 2018 04:53
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The AUG there is that the reddit incest forums are at least 99.9% roleplaying. Or the AUG is considering the .1% that might not be? 
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Oct 10, 2018 04:55
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 Tag yourselves, I'm SPORT'S NUT'S
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The Bloop posted:Holy poo poo she wasn't writing her graduate thesis she was warning an idiot not to say a slur rather than just probating them for it  slash stab posted:Me telling someone to stop something is not an argument, it's a command. Okay, it's a bad reason for a command. I've only ever seen that used ironically so to see it used seriously just threw me for a loop, i'm sorry. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 10, 2018 05:10
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The apostrophes in there would be a lot of fun on these forums right now
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Oct 10, 2018 05:10
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text me a vag pic posted:doint make me post neck fungus lady you dinguses i;m think about thos boots
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Oct 10, 2018 05:11
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I'm high on fullutents
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Oct 10, 2018 05:13
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:
I'm liberal's high fullutent sophisticated swine
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I'm Racist's
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Oct 10, 2018 05:16
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I'm New Ager's Loud Mouth Women
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Oct 10, 2018 05:22
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Mods, change my name to SOPHISTICATED SWINE please
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All those apostrophes seem pretty high fullutent and sophisticated to me!
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Assuming PK on that sign is for Promise Keepers, this chart is pretty high on the Westboro scale e: jesu’s
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:
I am, at my count, 25 of these at some point in my life. 26 if I count as swine. Kinda amazed "communist" wasn't on the list.
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