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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
https://people.com/movies/austin-powers-star-verne-troyers-cause-of-death-ruled-a-suicide-by-alcohol-intoxication/

RIP little guy

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not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



how much alcohol does it take to kill a very small man

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I've never really thought about killing myself but now I know you can get so drunk you die it's on the table.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
didn't this happen already

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
your 6 months late OP!!!!


Feminition posted:

how much alcohol does it take to kill a very small man

very carefully :grin:

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
If you're a bartender, at what point do you say to a midget "Haven't you had enough?"

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
Yeah that was ages ago dude. He's prolly just a little tiny skellington now lol

open container
Sep 16, 2008
How do they know it was suicide? Maybe he just wanted to be really drunk

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Chinatown posted:

your 6 months late OP!!!!


very carefully :grin:

this is now a midget suicide awareness thread

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Pipedaaaaawwwwgggg :okpos:

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
we shall mourn him all over again

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Coolguye posted:

we shall mourn him all over again

funnily enough I was on an epic bender the month of April so no wonder this one slipped me mind

i might have even gotten drunk with him, i was in So-Cal at the time

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
rip you little drunk bastard

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


I guess the news update is that it was suicide. RIP

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

now he'll never be the head of a major corporation

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

People posted:

Troyer, who was 49, died from sequelae of alcohol intoxication,

The Spy Who Shagged Me, god drat you!

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
Verne Troyer was created as the result of a man asking a genie for a 32-inch pianist

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Sending thoughts and prayers. God bless

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Joke's on him, I thought he had died ages ago

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

"Get in mah belly" - Fat Bastard, 1999

cnut
May 3, 2016

F

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
i bet he was in love at least one time. i bet he knew heartbreak

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
lol

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Yet it was liverbreak that would come to define him. Life is full of paradoxes.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
He's probably in Heaven right now, looking up at us.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
im pretty sure he was on surreal life and his "bit" was that he not only looked like a big baby but he also acted like one

RIP

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


lol but seriously I posted:

i bet he was in love at least one time. i bet he knew heartbreak

Do you think he had a tiny dick and that’s why he drank so much, or a normal size dick and it looked like an elephant cock relative to his body

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Tolkien minority posted:

Do you think he had a tiny dick and that’s why he drank so much, or a normal size dick and it looked like an elephant cock relative to his body

i think he was a man with a fully realized internal life who did the best he could

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
lol

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Yeah okay but what about his dick

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Tolkien minority posted:

Yeah okay but what about his dick

Miniminime.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
the a mount of alcohol to give a man this size poisoning would not have been much, so at least it was probably economical.

F

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I bet he drank his alcohol out of a thimble :3:

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

He's been dead for a while now but jeeze what a sad life.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Gay Weed Dad posted:


He's been dead for a while now but jeeze what a sad life.

He looks like if a baby could walk on two legs

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Tolkien minority posted:

He looks like if a baby could walk on two legs

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
I can't find anything that says what "sequelae of alcohol intoxication" actually is when it comes to suicide, like maybe he knew that he had severe liver damage and getting drunk would kill him or that he would have fatal withdraws if he stopped or something?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Tolkien minority posted:

Yeah okay but what about his dick

Like a baby’s arm holding an apple.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Three Olives posted:

I can't find anything that says what "sequelae of alcohol intoxication" actually is when it comes to suicide, like maybe he knew that he had severe liver damage and getting drunk would kill him or that he would have fatal withdraws if he stopped or something?

Maybe he just didn't buy fancy enough vodka

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEmg5GaAHbk

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