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I, too, am looking forward to Tesla's pivot to booze.
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Combat Theory posted:Most active safety systems on vehicles are explosive actuated. The average German vehicle is carrying between 10 to 20 explosive charges around to actuate airbags, belt tensioners, rollover hoops and more specialized stuff. are these real big daddy explosives like TNT or just sad failing girly-man gas generators like sodium azide
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Sagebrush posted:are these real big daddy explosives like TNT or just sad failing girly-man gas generators like sodium azide Depends on the manufacturer. Usually nitrous compounds and in some cases blackpowder. Classic airbags use sodium azide and KNO3. The infamous Takata airbags are Combat Theory fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Oct 12, 2018 |
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Oct 12, 2018 17:21
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TK-42-1 posted:I, too, am looking forward to Tesla's pivot to booze. drinking and burning to death in your car is still illegal
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Oct 12, 2018 17:23
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Sagebrush posted:sodium azide there's a NaN joke in there but i got like three hours of sleep last night 
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TK-42-1 posted:I, too, am looking forward to Tesla's pivot to booze. Pleb: "Elon, this workplace is toxic" Elon: "toxic... Intoxicating... Working at Tesla is intoxicating... Liquor is intoxicating... Tesla branded liquor!"
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Oct 12, 2018 17:33
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When is Elon gonna adopt the Tesla lifestyle and become obsessed with pigeons and the number 3
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TerminalRaptor posted:Pleb: "Elon, this workplace is toxic"
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Oct 12, 2018 17:37
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iirc the first ejection seats used a 40mm blank cannon shell and the back of the seat had a tube that slid over the "barrel" of the ejection mechanism, shooting you out of the plane like a mortar modern ones are rockets, which gives a more survivable acceleration curve
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Sagebrush posted:iirc the first ejection seats used a 40mm blank cannon shell and the back of the seat had a tube that slid over the "barrel" of the ejection mechanism, shooting you out of the plane like a mortar can we get this in the f-35
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Sagebrush posted:iirc the first ejection seats used a 40mm blank cannon shell and the back of the seat had a tube that slid over the "barrel" of the ejection mechanism, shooting you out of the plane like a mortar 
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Poniard posted:When is Elon gonna adopt the Tesla lifestyle and become obsessed with pigeons and the number 3 think he's gonna embrace the trump lifestyle and put his brand on increasingly disparate products in gold letters
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Oct 12, 2018 17:42
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SardonicTyrant posted:Imagine four teslas on the edge of a cliff. The autopilot of the first one engages and flies off the cliff. The fourth one crashes into the other two. All catch fire and consign their passangers to a painful death. actually there were only ever two functional Tesla’s in the first place
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Oct 12, 2018 18:02
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i still say they should just put musky in charge of the tesla merch/gift shop only and hed do great
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Oct 12, 2018 18:09
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way to get on the tequila trend like 5 years after it peaked
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Oct 12, 2018 18:10
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lol. the musky boy was at the white house yesterday to cry over spacex losing out on a bunch of dod rocket contracts
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probably shouldn't a hit that j on camera, huh?
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Last Chance posted:i still say they should just put musky in charge of the tesla merch/gift shop only and hed do great hucksters are all merch salesmen at heart trump sells red hats, steaks, his ugly golf club, condos, etc. kanye sells $4 gildan sweatshirts for $600 the tesla is essentially a $90k band shirt for elon musk
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Oct 12, 2018 18:15
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a car company that sells booze. a winning combination
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Poniard posted:When is Elon gonna adopt the Tesla lifestyle and become obsessed with pigeons and the number 3 he's already obsessed with making a bunch of model 3s so how closely are gulls and pigeons related?
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Oct 12, 2018 18:17
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repossessado
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flakeloaf posted:repossessado
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flakeloaf posted:repossessado
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infernal machines posted:probably shouldn't a hit that j on camera, huh? idk if it's even that, the DOD generally launches massive things to weird orbits and the falcon 9 sucks at that and the falcon heavy may or may not even exist anymore
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Oct 12, 2018 18:40
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that's certainly a much more reasonable and much less entertaining reason, yes
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Toady posted:a car company that sells booze. a winning combination *please drink responsibly
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flakeloaf posted:repossessado
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because this tesla drives itself* we put a mini bar in the glove compartment *based on anticipated features in yet to be released firmware, may not be available in all jurisdictions pending regulatory approval
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infernal machines posted:because this tesla drives itself* we put a mini bar in the glove compartment "one more game," I mutter to myself, taking another pull of teslaquila repossessado and launching another game of Q*BERT whilst hurtling towards the rear of a fire truck at 65 MPH
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Zlodo posted:think he's gonna embrace the trump lifestyle and put his brand on increasingly disparate products in gold letters i was going to make a crack about elon university but this is a little too on the nose
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great now he thinks he's poincare
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Yoinking from the cspam thread:MelancholyMark posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1050809258659344384
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iospace posted:Yoinking from the cspam thread: futurama-fry-talking-in-front-of-stock-price-display.gif
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The dinosaurs died when they got hit by a meteor. All of them got hit by a meteor. It was very big.
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flakeloaf posted:repossessado
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President Beep posted:*please drink responsibly *please drink & drive responsibly** **all crashes are YOUR DUMB LAZY IDIOT FAULT tho, no take backs 
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i licked elon's back and i came to at the razer afterparty
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Lord Stimperor posted:The cool thing was that it was, IIRC, also the same crew to eject out of an air plane twice when they had to do it again a short while later. yeah this is why modern ejection seats are set up with a parachute, so instead of when you eject you splorp right back down in the plane you just ejected from, the parachute makes your seat slow down while the plane keeps going, so you end up behind it
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