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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

lol machado trying ot hurt peopel again

lmao

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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/FabianArdaya/status/1052429471821762563

LMAO yea that is poo poo

Ice Fist
Jun 20, 2012

^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^

Mamma Lucia posted:

even the benches clearing is boring

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Why do they keep rebooting the Grinch? Why must they do this?

UZR IS BULLSHIT
Jan 25, 2004
He just has no fuckin argument there, like he intentionally dragged his foot back to gently caress with Aguilar

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
irregardless

maduin
Mar 4, 2003

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Machado seems like an rear end in a top hat so I'm 100% certain the Cubs will sign him this off-season.

I mean he’s still a step up from Addison on the morality scale

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Shiroc posted:

Machado should get busted down to having to play for the Orioles next season, imo.

That’d be too generous. It’d be the Marlins, but then Jeter would turn around and trade him to the Brewers for an empty keg.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

hope machado gets suspended

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Manny gonna get plunked tomorrow for sure.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



ugh gently caress schoop do something

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
machado has done stuff like that throughout his career, throwing his bat and poo poo

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010
This is the same guy that tried to start a fight with Donaldson because he tagged him out.

Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004
a scoreless alex wood inning...the gods are truly cursing us with this long game

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I hate this game.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
This game can only end with Yaz turning his fortunes around and getting the walkoff hit.

maduin
Mar 4, 2003
Imagine a Dodgers Red Sox series with Machado hitting against Joe Kelly though

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Oh good now just nothing is happening this will speed up the game

UZR IS BULLSHIT
Jan 25, 2004
There’s been one hit every 22 minutes

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

So is Yaz hitting this inning and Floro starting if they fail to score? Or does Wood hit for himself?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
I don’t put this on par with a play that could hurt somebody obviously but this was what struck me as dickish from Aguilar

https://twitter.com/brandonco4/status/1049361134413914114

I’ve seen the machado kick now tho and that was clearly the rear end in a top hat move

Ice Fist
Jun 20, 2012

^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^

If the Dodgers end this game I won't even be mad.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Which leaves Urias as the final non-starter arm in the pen

Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004

bawfuls posted:

So is Yaz hitting this inning and Floro starting if they fail to score? Or does Wood hit for himself?

i feel like yaz has to hit and takes over for austin

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
I feel like Elaine Benes watching The English Patient

Quit telling your stupid story about the stupid desert, and just die already! DIE!

UZR IS BULLSHIT
Jan 25, 2004

bawfuls posted:

So is Yaz hitting this inning and Floro starting if they fail to score? Or does Wood hit for himself?

Were going 12 either way so might as well save Yas to embarrass us next inning

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:
Schoop is not having a good day at the plate

Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004

Vernacular posted:

i feel like yaz has to hit and takes over for austin

unless cody gets on and they let wood try to bunt him over

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Hmm, taking Wood out

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
I'll try swinging, that's a good trick!

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Anyone who says they enjoy pitcher duels is wrong and should be forced to watch this game in it's entirety.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Didn't realize first basemen could get the yips but it makes sense

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I feel like Bellinger's rookie year is going to be his peak.

UZR IS BULLSHIT
Jan 25, 2004

Popete posted:

Anyone who says they enjoy pitcher duels is wrong and should be forced to watch this game in it's entirety.

This wasn’t a pitchers duel

Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004
john smoltz is annoying as gently caress but he's pretty correct in his assessment that the dodgers are trying to go yard like every other pitch and its just unnecessary

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

Popete posted:

Anyone who says they enjoy pitcher duels is wrong and should be forced to watch this game in it's entirety.

I enjoy them, but a "duel" sort of implies less than 400 pitchers

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

SourKraut posted:

Hmm, taking Wood out

This game's left me flaccid

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Bellingers dumb batting stance that makes me irrationally angry is where I'm going to direct all my frustration with this game.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Please give us position players pitching in a CS 1-1 tie.

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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
gently caress machado jfc

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