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there are only four folders in a file system that matter: Documents, Applications, Downloads, Desktop
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:01 |
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rjmccall posted:reminder that sagebrush is a gimmick poster who occasionally breaks character to talk about being a professor i wouldn't say i'm a gimmick poster -- i just have to be thoughtful and careful and professional all day long so i need an outlet for the shitposting urge.
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:08 |
Sagebrush posted:i wouldn't say i'm a gimmick poster -- i just have to be thoughtful and careful and professional all day long so i need an outlet for the shitposting urge. sagebush is the professor and this thread is their office hours i dont understand anything and i didnt come to class waddup can i get like a B-
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:12 |
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i can't give you any grades. you can only earn what you work for
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:17 |
Sagebrush posted:i can't give you any grades. you can only earn what you work for 0.0 on rate my professor still dopping a 🌶 tho
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:19 |
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office hours before midterms and people are here? doesn’t seem very realistic
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:20 |
im pretty sure i schmoozed my way into a 15% swing in my final GPA once 15% total between curve and schmoozing but id like to think that i schmoozed well
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:24 |
i did not suck them off
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:24 |
my whole life is fraud
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:25 |
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Skim Milk posted:still dopping a 🌶 tho so are you the student who invited me to a valentine's day party or the one who sent me an email complimenting my hair
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:25 |
Sagebrush posted:so are you the student who invited me to a valentine's day party or the one who sent me an email complimenting my hair it was the homemade goaste
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:27 |
the email is heckin' weird unless you have incredible hair, then only regular weird the party thing feels like regular stupid
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:28 |
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Skim Milk posted:the party thing feels like regular stupid it was at a sex toy store (i didn't go) and i do have incredible hair, yes
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:31 |
Sagebrush posted:it was at a sex toy store (i didn't go) oh
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:32 |
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not abusing your position to elicit sexual favours from students? hmm... doesn't sound like any professor i've ever heard of. something doesn't add up here chief
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:32 |
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uh is a sex toy store a common venue for a Valentine’s Day party in the Bay Area? I’d think you’d mention that in the first post
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:33 |
infernal machines posted:not abusing your position to elicit sexual favours from students? yeah! im trynna get that dece B
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:34 |
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i try not to reveal too much information online. half my personal posts are studded with lies to throw people off. (it really was at a sex toy store though) i don't know if that is common around here
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:35 |
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sage are you a poli sci professor because i have one who has incredible hair that man is the only man i'm gay for
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:35 |
SRQ posted:sage are you a poli sci professor because i have one who has incredible hair its ok. we're all gay for sage brush
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:36 |
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Sagebrush posted:and i do have incredible hair, yes
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:36 |
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Skim Milk posted:yeah! im trynna get that dece B you're gonna have to settle for the easy D
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:40 |
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I love this professor like, I'm at 400 level seminars now. it's amazing, just sitting there as peers basically shitposting politically irl and trashing this book we're reading, talking about our papers, we all swear like sailors. insulting irl politicians and people more respected than we ever will be (not the prof tho that mans a genius)
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:40 |
SRQ posted:I love this professor like, I'm at 400 level seminars now. yeah but hows the hair
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 02:41 |
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the homepod doesn’t even sound good. maybe if you’ve never heard a real speaker before? the play 5 sounds way better
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 03:55 |
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sorry op, but all the tech blogs were just creaming themselves over the spectacular sound quality of the homepod. it must be god's honest truth
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 04:00 |
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Last Chance posted:eh, kinda overselling windows 10 when it's not even out of beta yet beta tested in the future
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 04:04 |
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Chris Knight posted:omnigraffle is way better than Visio fyi so why do my diagrams look bad
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 05:22 |
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qirex posted:make flowcharts in illustrator wow illustrator is expensive. office is like 9 bucks a month.
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 05:31 |
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my $1600 telephone fails to make phone calls about 1/3 of the time
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 08:27 |
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lua posted:my $1600 telephone fails to make phone calls about 1/3 of the time is that because of your $1,600 phone or your $1,200/year cell service?
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 10:14 |
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lua posted:my $1600 telephone fails to make phone calls about 1/3 of the time good. gently caress phone calls, no I don’t want to drop everything to talk to you right now about whether I’m entitled to compensation for a hypothetical accident that wasn’t my fault
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 10:34 |
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with it and no headphones while charging I spend less time in teleconference hell so it’s actually very good
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 11:37 |
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Sagebrush posted:so are you the student who invited me to a valentine's day party or the one who sent me an email complimenting my hair i'm the student that left you a message at midnight before the test because the toilet overflowed and got poop water on my notes
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 15:57 |
Shaggar posted:I don't think anyone works on visio for windows either. my dad uses it to plan gardening and furniture
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 16:57 |
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I meant on the development side. loads of people use it every day but its not great software.
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 17:17 |
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more like clueless hardware phil
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 17:25 |
Shaggar posted:I meant on the development side. loads of people use it every day but its not great software. yeah windows is real bad
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 20:10 |
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infernal machines posted:why are you so obsessed with janitoring your files? you don't need to know where your files are, they just need to be somewhere accessible. this is the endgame of apple's metadata fetish, they actually succeeded on ios before walking it back with the files app. sometimes you need to work on the same file with more than one program and knowing where your files are sure helps i remember when it was impossible to add a photo to an email if you started in mail, you had to start in the photos app and "share" from there if you think that's "succeeding" then maybe you need to work up to one of those OLPCs specially designed for first graders
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 20:19 |
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that has been precisely apple's strategy since launching ios tho. you don't need to know anything about your files, the app/os knows the details, you just worry about doing the thing you wanted to do with them. don't get lovely with me over apple's fisher-price UX model, that's not my doing.
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 21:28 |