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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

This is a New York Times article about dirt track racing and Tony Stewart's involvement as it relates to NASCAR: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/18/magazine/dirt-track-racing-nascar-tony-stewart.html

...but holy hell, this line:

quote:

In 2011, an external review by the public relations firm Taylor Strategy determined that Nascar had reached a state of “dangerous irrelevance.”

NASCAR 2018: Dangerous Irrelevance.

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

And that was 7 years ago, what's 7 years below dangerous irrelevance?

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

big nipples big life posted:

And that was 7 years ago, what's 7 years below dangerous irrelevance?


*furiously fiddles with abacus for several minutes
*transfers colored solution between 2 test tubes several times
*scribbles Greek letters across 3 chalkboards
*haphazardly jams punch cards into IBM's Blue(r)


Answer: Turn off your monitor.

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Harveygod fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Oct 18, 2018

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

What song would be best for that montage?

e: nailed it

big nipples big life fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Oct 18, 2018

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
https://twitter.com/A_S12/status/1052984828726059009

Looks like we're getting that NASCAR street race we've always wanted

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Hey, hey guys?

Points leader Aric Almirola. :getin:

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


shame on an IGA posted:

Hey anybody in the area, street stocks and late models at Richmond International saturday. Can't wait to see a cup track infield full of local saturday night guys from Dillon SC

http://www.richmondraceway.com/Tickets/Calendar-of-Events/Row/Events/PASS-Series-Fall-2018.aspx

They put on a hell of a show

https://youtu.be/o5TzpLH52So

I think this got postponed. http://www.proallstarsseries.com/

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

https://twitter.com/Knighter01/status/1053341136587276288

pour one out, folks.

https://twitter.com/NASFACTS/status/1053341464330153987

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

:piss:

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

https://twitter.com/nascarcasm/status/1053343808769982464?s=19

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

finally he can shitpost again

Captain Dickweed
Mar 3, 2003

Yes, that kitty is probably the head of a multi-national conglomerated business...uh...thing.


Cheering on our man Spence is about the only enjoyment I've gotten out of NASCAR in recent memory. Gonna have to pull for the team I reckon. :rip:

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

https://twitter.com/nascarcasm/status/1053317607024193537

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I still want a hat

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


Mine sounds more like masturbating than racing.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


Yeah, this should mean he can come back to the forums.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


is he still riding in the trucks.. or is he done @ nascar?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

tater_salad posted:

is he still riding in the trucks.. or is he done @ nascar?

I think he's done.

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
Some Retired rear end in a top hat

:(

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
https://twitter.com/supercars/status/1053177268879519744

There are 6-10 races I would happily cull to make this happen

e; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iCRwsUeXYk

CactusWeasle fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Oct 19, 2018

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



CBJSprague24 posted:

Yeah, this should mean he can come back to the forums smoke weed everyday.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

CBJSprague24 posted:

Yeah, this should mean he can come back to the forums smoke weed everyday and come back to the forums.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Speaking of :420::

https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1053464568725262336

...I mean, Jeff could help BUILD the track. Get Smoke involved and, with that money, it could be a good track, even. But then you have NASCAR and :lol: if they'd give it a race date.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
ARCA has reached peak ARCA in the last ARCA

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

big nipples big life posted:

Mine sounds more like masturbating than racing.

You a November b-day, too?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

You a November b-day, too?

August, Flogging

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

exploded mummy posted:

ARCA has reached peak ARCA in the last ARCA

Aw drat, I didn't watch. :(

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CBJSprague24 posted:

Aw drat, I didn't watch. :(

there were 8 cautions for crashes

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

A lap one turn two crash just took out half the Xfinity playoff drivers

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Did I tune into ARCA by accident?

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

big nipples big life posted:

Mine sounds more like masturbating than racing.

Thrashing the tractor!

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Did NASCAR not PUT IT OUUUUUUUT for Chastain's good and just allowed guys to hit it? :psyduck:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
RIP my dreams of a T Shirt.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Sure is a 1.5 mile race here today

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
chase elliott was always bad

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

exploded mummy posted:

chase elliott was always bad

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

How many wins has the 4 thrown away this year

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


kidcoelacanth posted:

How many wins has the 4 thrown away this year

Not enough

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Congrats to Alan Gustafson, Eddie D'Hondt and the 24 team. Just gently caress the driver.

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bigbillystyle
Nov 11, 2003

We have Drive to Survive at home
I only really had 2 takeaways from the Kansas race.

The #42 ends up having to use a backup car at Kansas, which is fine poo poo happens. But how do you show up at a track where you CAN win and MUST win with only 1 fully prepared, fully updated car? Not enough time at the shop? You have two teams. Who cares if the #1 runs like poo poo in essentially a backup car as a primary? You have both shops build and prepare 2 latest and greatest cars for the guy who might actually get a chance to use them.

The commentators saying something is missing from the #78 car. I wonder what it could be? Are they even building new cars? I'd think they are just bringing the best of what they have and trying not to spend too much considering they are done at the end of the year. I'm sure it would be nice to go out on top but when they're getting out of the game I don't see them justifying spending that much to get it.

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