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Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


Jesus she looks rough.

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Violet_Sky posted:



Jesus she looks rough.

what if a toddler grew up but stayed a toddler

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
also somehow hit a rough 25

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
She looks like a grown-up Elmyra Duff

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Is it a trick of the angle or her hair or something, or does she have a really square face? Like Nintendo 64/PSX low polygon model level square face/jaw I mean, not just kinda square

voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 01:29 on Oct 20, 2018

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Screaming Idiot posted:

She looks like a grown-up Elmyra Duff

Aimed for Elmyra Duff, ended up as Baby Doll.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Revenge made EZ: stick this sign on the house of someone you hate and watch everyone else go crazy with eggs and toilet paper.

Mob justice is fun to think about, but it can go wrong... we don't know that the sign was written by a person who actually lives in the home.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

green chicken feet posted:

Revenge made EZ: stick this sign on the house of someone you hate and watch everyone else go crazy with eggs and toilet paper.

Mob justice is fun to think about, but it can go wrong... we don't know that the sign was written by a person who actually lives in the home.

do you honestly think rich people are smart and self aware enough to not put this sign up? It or something like it probably happens near every golf course/spa/vegan pizzeria of every lovely stockbrokerhaven.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

bike tory posted:

Is it a trick of the angle or her hair or something, or does she have a really square face? Like Nintendo 64/PSX low polygon model level square face/jaw I mean, not just kinda square

She's a dead ringer for the Adoring Fan from Oblivion

Whenever I see stuff like that, I always wish that the fixture would come free from the wall and drop their rear end on the ground

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

T-man posted:

do you honestly think rich people are smart and self aware enough to not put this sign up? It or something like it probably happens near every golf course/spa/vegan pizzeria of every lovely stockbrokerhaven.

Nope, I definitely don't think that. Most likely, the sign was written by a real jerk who could stand to be taken down a notch (and was probably too stupid/ignorant to even understand why the sign is offensive).

It's just the idea of acting on assumptions that bugs me. As unlikely as it is, anyone can stick a sign on someone else's house.

One time I got a nasty note from a neighbor because they found garbage on their lawn and thought it was from me, like a garbage bag burst and I didn't clean it up. I looked through the garbage and not a single thing was something I had owned, so I knew it wasn't mine.

But why jump to thinking it was me in the first place? Anyone could drive by and dump garbage, or maybe the garbagemen were just careless. Anyway, a nasty note isn't a big deal, but getting my house covered in rotten eggs because of something like that would suck.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Violet_Sky posted:



Jesus she looks rough.

That's a drat sturdy sink, though.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Rad-daddio posted:

Don't most adult shops give you your stuff in a black or opaque bag?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOW1gMGmNSY&t=1889s

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.



i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Is that Teddy Perkins?

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

Every day we stray further from God's light.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

green chicken feet posted:

One time I got a nasty note from a neighbor because they found garbage on their lawn and thought it was from me, like a garbage bag burst and I didn't clean it up. I looked through the garbage and not a single thing was something I had owned, so I knew it wasn't mine.

When I put my last house on the market I asked a neighbor if she wouldn't mind moving the bag of rubbish that had been between where we put our bins for the last few weeks because I thought it was hers. She was surprised because she been quietly fuming about me having left it there. When we figured that out she opened it, saw it had letters addressed to another neighbor across the street and went and threw the whole lot at his front door. I'm glad I moved away.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Dead Space reboot looking good.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

walrusman posted:

Every day we stray further from God's light.

Actually, this is all His fault. All of it.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

The Bloop posted:

Actually, this is all His fault. All of it.

:yeah:

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


Thoughts and prayers 1 like=1 prayer

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

That poor kid

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Well, if you’re using Epson salt it’s not gonna work, you need to use Lexmark salt. :rolleyes:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


You know, before the internet, photos like this surfacing would make the loving news. Nowadays it's just another Tuesday.

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls

I had a visceral reaction to this.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

This is an art project I repeat to myself while rocking back and forth curled in the foetal position.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Roy Orbison, nnnnnnoooooooo.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Violet_Sky posted:



Thoughts and prayers 1 like=1 prayer

Maybe don’t ask a chiropractor about a skin condition.

Or anything really.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

If you were a sex-weird, you'd never, ever release this stuff, right? Well, that means that all the things that we see are shared by the furthest gone, or the most irresponsible. Which means that, for every person you meet, there's a as-yet unknown chance of being like this, and never ever telling anyone.

Also, for every financially sensible porn there is a massive audience of people who would never admit to liking it. It could be your partner! Or your parent. Or your kid.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

T-man posted:

If you were a sex-weird, you'd never, ever release this stuff, right? Well, that means that all the things that we see are shared by the furthest gone, or the most irresponsible. Which means that, for every person you meet, there's a as-yet unknown chance of being like this, and never ever telling anyone.

Also, for every financially sensible porn there is a massive audience of people who would never admit to liking it. It could be your partner! Or your parent. Or your kid.

swap.avi showed us that producing the most rotten porn you can think of is not really that expensive at all so turning a profit from it is easy - even if not lucrative.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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T-man posted:

If you were a sex-weird, you'd never, ever release this stuff, right? Well, that means that all the things that we see are shared by the furthest gone, or the most irresponsible. Which means that, for every person you meet, there's a as-yet unknown chance of being like this, and never ever telling anyone.

Also, for every financially sensible porn there is a massive audience of people who would never admit to liking it. It could be your partner! Or your parent. Or your kid.

I had an ex that was super into rape fantasies and you would never in a million years think there was a kinky bone in her body if you met her. We broke up because I just couldn't get into it, and I kinda felt bad about it because I'm the one that convinced her she could tell me any fantasy she had I'd do my best to make it happen. Knocked a few of them out, but having a woman screaming "NOOOOO DON'T!" and start crying, even during role play, just immediately shut everything down for me. One of the weirdest arguments I've ever had.

She's happily married with two little girls, so I'm hoping her husband is better at that stuff than I was.

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003


Did anyone else notice that the guy is also wearing a mask?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I had a similar situation with an ex wanting me to cause her pain in various ways.

Sorry, actually hurting you enough to draw blood and leave marks is a hell of a boner killer

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Her name is Ploopy

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Violet_Sky posted:



NO POORS IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD THANK YOU

The person who posted this makes a lot of phonecalls like this

"Hello? Police, this is Karen Whitebread, I was to report a group of suspicious black men in mask outside by house. Uh huh, yes one is wearing a red and blue one with spider-webs over it, another is black and angular, another is blue with an A on the forhead. They're also carrying bags that probably contain weapons or drugs.

Yes I am aware it is Halloween, no i don't think they're in costumes, I want you to come an shoot them!"

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Her name is Ploopy

Ploopy lives in a very bad part of town*
And everybody, yeah, tries to put my Ploopy down**
Well Ploopy I don't care what your daddy do***
Cause you know Ploopy girl I'm in love with ewe****



*extremely bad, like where the human centipede lives

**euthanasia would be mercy killing in this case

***for your own sanity, don't even think about it

****obligatory sheep pun

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Alterian posted:

Did anyone else notice that the guy is also wearing a mask?

I was trying to figure out if it was a mask or not

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid
A very large kid eating a shitload of pizza rolls: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc

EDIT: THe noises... the noises

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Non Serviam posted:

A very large kid eating a shitload of pizza rolls.

EDIT: THe noises... the noises

Turn your monitor on.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Here's the counterpart to that guy eating 40 pizza rolls


https://youtu.be/OpMz_SyR3I8

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Violet_Sky posted:



Thoughts and prayers 1 like=1 prayer

This makes me sad and angry. You know that girl is getting big poo poo from friends. gently caress.

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