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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


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Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA3M7fjr60Y

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Flinger posted:

Joker's red lips are actually tobacco juice



And still on topic if intentional AUG is allowed.

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

That gets the awkward but not really ugly or gross, not so much into the fallout horny siren but I do like the idea of de-tabooing sex, and the butt flex was funny.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



Sorry but this chick fuckin' rules.

Ratzap
Jun 9, 2012

Let no pie go wasted
Soiled Meat

Inzombiac posted:

Sorry but this chick fuckin' rules.

This. My suit lit up and started beeping soon as I saw the AT Mega. Sexy Arduino fun times.

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Yeah, it's part cool science part wtf fetish is this?

The design is almost too good, but the idea of butt cheek winches giving you a thigh Gap in public commiserate with readings from your twat condenser reads as awkward af to me.

For burning man or something? Sure nip propellors ahoy.

Lord Psychodin
Jun 16, 2007
Lord of the fools

:dukedog:
College Slice

Whoever it was, too bad they could never understand, you can love melon very much, but you cantaloupe.

HazCat
May 4, 2009

"I want to create a more approachable way to talk about sexuality"

*awkwardly stumbles over referring to her breasts as 'boobies'*

*needs an external monitor to help her express her arousal in numeric form*

She is trying to tackle a problem that does not exist for normal, non-engineer humans.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

HazCat posted:

"I want to create a more approachable way to talk about sexuality"

*awkwardly stumbles over referring to her breasts as 'boobies'*

*needs an external monitor to help her express her arousal in numeric form*

She is trying to tackle a problem that does not exist for normal, non-engineer humans.

Personally I'm waiting until I can have a VR immersion mobile dildo suit where my every orifice is stuffed with lube and vibrators, my nipples tweaked by electrocution hands, my blood replaced with jizz and my brain watching hentai 24/7 while being VR hosed by octopi.

Long story short fund my kickstarter.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

T-man posted:

Personally I'm waiting until I can have a VR immersion mobile dildo suit where my every orifice is stuffed with lube and vibrators, my nipples tweaked by electrocution hands, my blood replaced with jizz and my brain watching hentai 24/7 while being VR hosed by octopi.

Long story short fund my kickstarter.

Someone post that post of the guy who took a bunch of drugs and had his boyfriend hook him up to a sex machine while he watched VR porn with noise cancelling headphones.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Lord Psychodin posted:

Whoever it was, too bad they could never understand, you can love melon very much, but you cantaloupe.

BOO, HISS

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Lord Psychodin posted:

Whoever it was, too bad they could never understand, you can love melon very much, but you cantaloupe.

Jesus wept

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Solice Kirsk posted:

Someone post that post of the guy who took a bunch of drugs and had his boyfriend hook him up to a sex machine while he watched VR porn with noise cancelling headphones.

no don't

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Someone post that post of the guy who took a bunch of drugs and had his boyfriend hook him up to a sex machine while he watched VR porn with noise cancelling headphones.

That sounds like the best idea ever. Nothing will go wrong

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
it honestly reminds me more of the guy who put a time release buttplug full of acid in his rear end and then rollerbladed around for hours tripping balls

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

it honestly reminds me more of the guy who put a time release buttplug full of acid in his rear end and then rollerbladed around for hours tripping balls

Question is will it work sitting in an office all day? Asking for a friend.








That friend is me, I'm my own friend.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

it honestly reminds me more of the guy who put a time release buttplug full of acid in his rear end and then rollerbladed around for hours tripping balls

Yeah that's where I thought his post was going too. Was it acid? I thought he dropped acid and had a butt full of suppository opiates.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Nuevo posted:

Yeah that's where I thought his post was going too. Was it acid? I thought he dropped acid and had a butt full of suppository opiates.

does it matter

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Iirc I think it was meth

I know a guy who knows a guy that did too much acid and twisted he own ball off. A bunch of them were tripping balls (pun intended) in a ravine and the dude had his hand in his pocket for a long time, then they noticed the growing bloodstain on the front if his pants.

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Nuevo posted:

Yeah that's where I thought his post was going too. Was it acid? I thought he dropped acid and had a butt full of suppository opiates.

It was a cocktail of ritalin, ephedrine, and caffeine, no acid or anything. If it keeps it weird enough, in addition to the butt plug, he also filled up a drug-dispensing tongue stud and a urethral plug.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker


This is amazing and this woman is amazing. This does not belong in this thread.


I may have also just fallen in love, thanks for that.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

In the communist future everyone will have ritalin butt plugs and we can build all the roller skate rinks we need. Vote Elizabeth Warren 2020.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

T-man posted:

In the communist future everyone will have ritalin butt plugs and we can build all the roller skate rinks we need. Vote Elizabeth Warren 2020.

Can I have my buttplug dispense molly instead

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


ASSID

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Friend of mine and his wife stopped outside the hospital for a last ciggy before she went in to have their first kid.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

T-man posted:

Personally I'm waiting until I can have a VR immersion mobile dildo suit where my every orifice is stuffed with lube and vibrators, my nipples tweaked by electrocution hands, my blood replaced with jizz and my brain watching hentai 24/7 while being VR hosed by octopi.

Long story short fund my kickstarter.

Fully automated future luxury gay space BDSM

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Dillbag posted:

Iirc I think it was meth

I know a guy who knows a guy that did too much acid and twisted he own ball off. A bunch of them were tripping balls (pun intended) in a ravine and the dude had his hand in his pocket for a long time, then they noticed the growing bloodstain on the front if his pants.

That's not how drugs work. Acid doesn't make you ignore pain. PCP? Sure.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

text me a vag pic posted:

oh hey that shirt was made by the dude who stole shmorky's art (among others), which is gross and awkward in whole other ways



Oh poo poo I completely forgot about that. Actually I'm not sure I ever knew that was the same guy. Well it was a stupid t-shirt anyway! (Throw rocks at it??)




The lack of self awareness here is really impressive

gently caress those VAPID CUNTS that don't want to taste nasty tobacco slobber every time they kiss a guy! Surprised anyone would even make a spittoon product marketed to these folks since the typical modern spittin receptacle is traditionally an empty mountain dew bottle

Dr. Clockwork
Sep 9, 2011

I'LL PUT MY SCIENCE IN ALL OF YOU!
Guys I’m pretty sure all the “gang” memes are ironic.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Dr. Clockwork posted:

Guys I’m pretty sure all the “gang” memes are ironic.
True, but for every ironic statement these days you can almost guarantee that someone will unironically agree.

Also, MudJug portable spittoons are unfortunately very real

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Dillbag posted:

Iirc I think it was meth

I know a guy who knows a guy that did too much acid and twisted he own ball off. A bunch of them were tripping balls (pun intended) in a ravine and the dude had his hand in his pocket for a long time, then they noticed the growing bloodstain on the front if his pants.

Yeah that's not acid my dude

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.
time release butt/urethral/plug/tongue stud full of every illicit drug while rollerblading is the best “Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!” yet.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Kharmakazy posted:

That's not how drugs work. Acid doesn't make you ignore pain. PCP? Sure.

Some people take PCP with their acid as it's supposed to help stop bad trips but actually just fucks you right up. If someone twisted his own nut off perhaps he was one of these bold adventurers.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Portable spittoons are a way better solution than spitting tobacco juice into a clear water bottle (so others have to see it) or plastic cup (so others have to see and smell it).

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Dixville posted:

True, but for every ironic statement these days you can almost guarantee that someone will unironically agree.

Also, MudJug portable spittoons are unfortunately very real



For peak AUG, I think this needs a My Little Pony theme.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


ALL THE WAY hosed UP

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Kharmakazy posted:

That's not how drugs work. Acid doesn't make you ignore pain. PCP? Sure.

:shrug: that's just the story I was told.

Was definitely acid because the dude also told me about the one and only time he and his friends did PCP. He said he remembers smashing beer bottles, wanting to grind up the broken glass in his hands, and basically destroying their friend's parents' house. When they came to the next morning the house was immaculate, which no one could figure out because everyone remembered breaking poo poo and punching holes in walls. One guy had locked himself in the bathroom and wouldn't come out until he was sure everyone had come down, because apparently the others had spent a good amount of time discussing detailed plans how they were going to murder and dismember the guy and he was scared for his life (could have been the PCP working it's magic on either party).

I believe most of the poo poo this guy has told me because A) I've witnessed some of the debauchery and 2) it was late 80's early 90's Edmonton when acid was dirt cheap (and Edmonton has always been a poo poo hole of rampant drug abuse).

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Dr. Clockwork posted:

Guys I’m pretty sure all the “gang” memes are ironic.

irony is dead. ironic x is still x

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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Aramoro posted:

Some people take PCP with their acid as it's supposed to help stop bad trips but actually just fucks you right up. If someone twisted his own nut off perhaps he was one of these bold adventurers.

Whippets on acid are the way to go.

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