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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/798964887074570242/pu/vid/360x640/dDuyD9KO7zbXVGP0.mp4

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
'scuse me for a sec...'

'what, gotta drain the snake?'

'... not quite.'

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

I'll admit, not a snake lover. Up until today I've always believed snakes aren't even proper animals. What? No legs. Pathetic belly draggers. Seeing this makes me think I've been too harsh.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Fetch her a tissue, because that nose has got a boogie.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Moon Atari posted:

I was about to climb onto my roof to do some power cleaning when a random cat I have never seen before charged across the road and up to me with extreme determination. It then proceeded to roll around on the ground lapping up the head rubs for a good 15 minutes before I had to get back to work.





Congrats on your new cat

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Stink posted:

This is amazing work. As a student of the internet I can say that I’ve seen hundreds of pictures of snakes, and have shown little to no emotion. The pictures were just windows to an animal I’ve never liked, creatures who I never knew or would ever know to be #blessed. But this picture made me stop and evaluate. Having it drink the water made me actually look at what is really happening. Putting something that everyone is familiar with in a situation that no one knows, and to make people feel those emotions well, that takes amazing talent. Thank You.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Mozi posted:

'scuse me for a sec...'

'what, gotta drain the snake?'

'... not quite.'

"'scuse me for a sec, my snake is thirsty"

"That's a bit TMI, but sure go do what you gotta do"

"No no, I mean I just have to go hold it under the tap for a minute"

"I think there's another perfectly healthy way of dealing with that, but sure"

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1054900787741102081/pu/vid/480x480/C0yxHdoPl9W62bRW.mp4?tag=5

naem
May 29, 2011


Target Practice
Aug 20, 2004

Shit.
Oh my God that's fantastic.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I admit that it took me awhile to get the reference even after seeing the license plate. But yes that is incredible.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I thought it was the parking job in that kind of truck

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I admit that it took me awhile to get the reference even after seeing the license plate. But yes that is incredible.

I still dont get it. What is the reference?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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It's the back to the future toyota truck.

Risky
May 18, 2003

Duke Pukem posted:

I still dont get it. What is the reference?

It's the truck that gay biff didn't put a second coat of wax on

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
I thought the 1st pic was sayin it was short for gently caress toy and the 2nd one was for buttfuck toy so I guess my mind still hasnt left the gutter

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Reign Of Pain posted:

I thought the 1st pic was sayin it was short for gently caress toy and the 2nd one was for buttfuck toy so I guess my mind still hasnt left the gutter

Bless your heart

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Dixville posted:

Bless your heart

Ooof, that's a bit harsh.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ooof, that's a bit harsh.

Nuh uh, it's blessed :angel:

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

https://i.imgur.com/Sd8Fbu7.gifv

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
goddamn dogs are great

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Blast of Confetti posted:

goddamn dogs are great

they are near perfect. that they poop is proof the world is fallen

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
everybody poops

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Milo and POTUS posted:

everybody poops
Unless you're an android and should be destroyed.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Milo and POTUS posted:

everybody poops

...soometiimes

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Milo and POTUS posted:

everybody poops

I've been assured that this is fake news and I would personally very much appreciate it if you'd stop spreading it.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/798936687611183104/pu/vid/480x480/57Dls_CotzU9y2UB.mp4

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012


Omg that's too much I had to sit down for a minute

naem
May 29, 2011

Krankenstyle posted:

...soometiimes

everyyyyyyybody farrrrrrrrrtsss...

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Peeny Cheez posted:

Unless you're an android and should be destroyed.

Ahem. "Retired"

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


(Dies happy)

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
https://i.imgur.com/kKEPCmO.mp4

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Choose your weapon...

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/RealWilfordB/status/1055252267467726849?s=19

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Say Nothing posted:

Choose your weapon...



What no cheese curly fries?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Say Nothing posted:

Choose your weapon...



no poutine? this is highly cursed

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Say Nothing posted:

Choose your weapon...



My wife used to give me the best potato tornadoes

But now the magic is gone

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Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Oh poo poo a whole LIST of opinions. About food. Gonna strap myself in for an absolutely fascinating discussion here

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