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SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

hobbesmaster posted:

you dramatically underestimate the creativity of prosecutors

hell you could probably use the million dollar thing for loitering

Brought a Surface to an Apple store.

Three months in prison for littering.

SRQ fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Oct 25, 2018

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

SRQ posted:

Brought a Surface to an Apple store.

Three months in prison for littering.

in california they’re required to accept e-waste [which a surface easily qualifies as] for safe disposal

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
there will be an announcement regarding the Mac mini at the october event

the price on the 2014 Mac mini will be increased to account for inflation

that is all

Beamed
Nov 26, 2010

Then you have a responsibility that no man has ever faced. You have your fear which could become reality, and you have Godzilla, which is reality.


qirex posted:

in california they’re required to accept e-waste [which a surface easily qualifies as] for safe disposal

you could have made this post without explaining the joke you were making

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Beamed posted:

you could have made this post without explaining the joke you were making

qirex is a ui designer, no?

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008


he also told CNN today that being gay is “god’s greatest gift to me”

Tim is spilling ALL the tea today

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
when i feel the prepuce push past the shelf, that is when i most feel the grace of the lord jesus himself

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

praise be!

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

Sagebrush posted:

qirex is a ui designer, no?



those are some arms

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
wait until he shows ya his dick

he wears three socks for a reason

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
never change, echi

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

THC posted:

he also told CNN today that being gay is “god’s greatest gift to me”

Tim is spilling ALL the tea today

being gay owns, Tim owns, he made insurance pay for all the apple trans people's boobs and poo poo.

Media Bloodbath
Mar 1, 2018

PIVOT TO ETERNAL SUFFERING
:hb:
But but but if we have to follow laws and regulations :ohdear: how will we be able to disrupt?'

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

jit bull transpile posted:

being gay owns, Tim owns, he made insurance pay for all the apple trans people's boobs and poo poo.

:agreed:

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Media Bloodbath posted:

But but but if we have to follow laws and regulations :ohdear: how will we be able to disrupt?'

disrupt these nuts bithc

Media Bloodbath
Mar 1, 2018

PIVOT TO ETERNAL SUFFERING
:hb:

jit bull transpile posted:

disrupt these nuts bithc

Dies of cyanide poisoning from fake almonds

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Media Bloodbath posted:

Dies of cyanide poisoning from fake almonds

tim is buying up those balls and is hopefully taking iOS back to a nice humanistic look thats full of felt and shaved metal and w/e and cold nutz texture....mmmaybe??

how much garden leave is possibly left for scott!?

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

was a time when they showed off that game center was escaping the look of a basement poker table and then would become actually cared about

but

welp :shrug:

jonny removed all sense of being hyoomans

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

lots of time wasted 3d scanning ears and averaging them out into another uncomfortable earbud design

i just want a humanistic option :shrug:

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

poty posted:

its impossible to build a thing that can do 5000 things so that all 5000 can invoked in an obvious way

the best you can do is to make siri super good and then train people to use siri all the time

siri is for californians that spend 50% of their waking time in their car
useless for city havers

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

my stepdads beer posted:

siri is for californians that spend 50% of their waking time in their car
useless for city havers

8 hours working on the clock at a tech company, 8 more hours working off the clock because the company offers a eating place that serves comforting elementary school cafeteria foods

10 minutes when robot mom tucks in her servo robust kids

*bUuGle SoUNdSSs*

WELCOME TO THE NEW YESTERDAY, GOOGLE DRONES

SOMEONE DID A DOODLE AND THAT WAS SILLY BUT TODAY WE SUPPORT ANOTHER AUTHORITATIAN REGIME!

login to your team portal to begin the gamification

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Bulgakov posted:

lots of time wasted 3d scanning ears and averaging them out into another uncomfortable earbud design

i just want a humanistic option :shrug:

i like shape of airpods

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy

Bulgakov posted:

lots of time wasted 3d scanning ears and averaging them out into another uncomfortable earbud design

i just want a humanistic option :shrug:

you would think apple would be all over custom molded earpods because you can't resell them

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

qirex is a ui designer, no?



but what if ur ui makes me laugh?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




akadajet posted:

but what if ur ui makes me laugh?

it’s written oui

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Bulgakov posted:

lots of time wasted 3d scanning ears and averaging them out into another uncomfortable earbud design

i just want a humanistic option :shrug:

i just want silicone tips

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Bulgakov posted:

lots of time wasted 3d scanning ears and averaging them out into another uncomfortable earbud design

i just want a humanistic option :shrug:

i legit wonder if they could use that dot scanning thing on X phones to scan an ear, and then let you know what in-ear headphones would work best. like if that's some app on the app store or something.

because the current apple earpods sure don't fit me well. the old ones did.

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Bulgakov posted:

tim is buying up those balls and is hopefully taking iOS back to a nice humanistic look thats full of felt and shaved metal and w/e and cold nutz texture....mmmaybe??

how much garden leave is possibly left for scott!?

touch the computer's screen- it is warm- like flesh

but it is not flesh

not yet

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Bulgakov posted:

lots of time wasted 3d scanning ears and averaging them out into another uncomfortable earbud design

i just want a humanistic option :shrug:

one non-customizable version that sucks for everyone is apple sop.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

those are some arms

you sound skinnyfat

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

does apple music still have that interface where you "pop" bubbles of bands/genres you like but they're all constantly moving and bouncing off each other? because that is some all time hall of fame bad ui

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

qirex posted:

does apple music still have that interface where you "pop" bubbles of bands/genres you like but they're all constantly moving and bouncing off each other? because that is some all time hall of fame bad ui

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

jit bull transpile posted:

being gay owns, Tim owns, he made insurance pay for all the apple trans people's boobs and poo poo.

lol

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Sagebrush posted:

qirex is a ui designer, no?



STARTUPVITAMINS

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

that's a strange response

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

indigi posted:

(not a prison rape joke)


are you sure you're in the right place here?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




indigi is some kind of crypto-conservative iirc

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

carry on then posted:

you sound skinnyfat

just the former

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
how the gently caress is keyboard switching still so unbelievably loving bad in iOS

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
software parity with their hardware

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