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SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Apple Pie Hubbub posted:


"Heart and Soulless"

Divorced Kelly’s son is a great detail.:lol:

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duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Apple Pie Hubbub posted:


"Heart and Soulless"

Hah, his ex-daughter-in-law's boyfriend is there. Kelly has so much more continuity then you'd expect.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I am glad to see a few cartoonists give the "it's the GOP's fault their fans are doing this because of their hateful spiteful paranoid rhetoric" take especially given that's what every single conservative one does whenever a Republican is attacked


and of course Ramirez has the "it's actually their fault" take :allears:

I'm sure Branco would have made one just like this if he wasn't too busy making an OH NO SOCIALISM cartoon

e: a surprisingly good Wile E Coyote from Ramirez too

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I love that Kelly's son is sitting one the opposite side as his dad.

betaraywil
Dec 30, 2006

Gather the wind
Though the wind won't help you fly at all

VitalSigns posted:

That Columbia cartoon is an edit, it's actually an original Kelley



In all his forms, Kelly is a ray of light in our benighted times. Thank you for this.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Pants Donkey posted:

I love that Kelly's son is sitting one the opposite side as his dad.

I was wondering what the deal was with the couple next to Kelly before just now realizing that it's Kelly's son's ex-wife and, presumably, her new husband Matt Ryan

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:


"Heart and Soulless"

kelly kontinuity is in fine form

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Cloud Potato posted:

Mail:
Mac on... the 'Ryanair racist'

AGmac

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



Notice the talking point for poo poo stains like Ramirez is to refer to it as the explosive device or “explosive device” in order to both downplay the imagery associated with the word bomb and to act as if it isn’t real (giving a wink and nod to false flag right wingers) and downplay it as something not serious or overblown (See John Kerry and the Purple Heart bandaid poo poo)

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016



Someone just sent six different politicians bombs with glass shards packed in them, you horrible piece of poo poo.

Jesus, if someone drew the assassination attempt on Reagan but labeled Hinckley “Reagan’s pro-gun rhetoric,” he’d have a loving aneurysm, but Dems and their staff getting literally torn to shreds is time for a smug “this is your own fault”.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

skeleton warrior posted:

Jesus, if someone drew the assassination attempt on Reagan but labeled Hinckley “Reagan’s pro-gun rhetoric,” he’d have a loving aneurysm, but Dems and their staff getting literally torn to shreds is time for a smug “this is your own fault”.
I'm too lazy but it's tempting to edit his cartoon that way and tweet it at Ramirez just to trigger him

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type
Alright the :tinfoil: take is here


Garrison posted:

The envelope bombs sent to select Democrats are an obvious false flag.

Aside from their propaganda megaphone, CNN, everyone who received a package deserves prison time. Brennan, Hillary, Obama, Holder, etc, all are searching for sympathy because they know they are guilty of high treason.

The Deep State is pulling out all stops to gain sympathy and votes for their team. This is a pathetic means of doing it. The envelopes didn’t seem to have postmarks. If they were hand-delivered, then there should be video of the perpetrators. Especially on Hillary’s property. She has more video surveillance than a drug lord.

The bombs came with digital clocks serving as timed detonation devices that make no sense. The clocks had no countdown function and were added as “bomb props”.

The Soros-funded invasion is designed to garner sympathy and anti-Trump sentiment. It’s having the opposite effect. So now they pull the false flag package bombs. That won’t work either. What’s next, sending a smallpox blanket to Elizabeth Warren?

The Democrats are desperate. They’ve lost the debate and the control they’ve enjoyed for far too long. They are the violent ones. They are calling for an end to civility. Desperadoes take bigger chances.

I wouldn’t be surprised if we see another fake news event ahead of the election.  Will they take to the next level and actually kill some innocent to achieve power? I hope not.

—Ben Garrison

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

TGLT posted:

Okay I know it's Ramirez so it's as bad as it looks, but god drat what could possibly be the reading other than "the victims did this to themselves!" edit: Well poo poo even his own website has articles right below this that openly blame the Democrats for this. So poo poo yeah I guess Ramirez is just going all in on being a poo poo.

The only reason he isn't ra-ra Trump is that he's too obvious, but otherwise yeah, he wants democrats to be murdered because they're democrats. He should be locked up for hate speech.

GeminiSun
Feb 16, 2011




Trogdos! posted:

Alright the :tinfoil: take is here



Oh, Garrison.

This is so despicable yet on-brand that I can't even be mad at it. It's like staring into an abyss. Or the event horizon of a black hole.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Trogdos! posted:

Alright the :tinfoil: take is here



How the gently caress do insane people that believe these things even live? Does Garrison even leave his house?

Imagine your side having all the power and still being this terrified.

oobey
Nov 19, 2002


I'm shocked, shocked to find out this is Garrison's take. It's so easy to be the perfect unassailable Übermensch when any bad act that could possibly be attributed to your side is invariably the nefarious work of false flag crisis actors.

How does George Soros possibly stay so rich when he's busy financing literally every single evil act that occurs in the world?

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

drat it Garrison, they ALREADY have taken it to the next level, or did you forget about Seth and Vince?

It’s almost like you don’t really believe this poo poo!

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

pretense is my co-pilot

quote:

The Deep State is pulling out all stops to gain sympathy and votes for their team. This is a pathetic means of doing it. The envelopes didn’t seem to have postmarks. If they were hand-delivered, then there should be video of the perpetrators. Especially on Hillary’s property. She has more video surveillance than a drug lord.


okay so they were made by the all powerful secret pro-hillary FBI agents except they were also too stupid and dumb to make the bombs look good. And they didnt want to get caught by their equally powerful competitors in the tyrannical postal service so they hand delivered the bombs to a bunch of different people because that seemed easier and stealthier somehow.

Drug lords: well known for their video surveillance. ??????? am i missing some tv series reference? When I think of video surveillance, I think.. London. Banks. Not drug lords.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Sandpuppy posted:

Pretty much the same all the way over here in Nevada with the anti-Rosen ads, which are airing/mailed at about a 10-1 rate over the pro-Rosen ads. :ghost:PELOSI!!!:ghost: is the new Benghazi/emailsemailsemailsemails.




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the gently caress is this

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Lawman 0 posted:

the gently caress is this
An accurate depiction of the current state of politics in Australia.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Lawman 0 posted:

the gently caress is this

I have to admit I got a chuckle out of Statler and Waldorf in the guard tower.

marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

Lawman 0 posted:

the gently caress is this

I didn't know That Bastard Kurtis from Black Dynamite became a political cartoonist.

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

Trogdos! posted:

Alright the :tinfoil: take is here



I can't believe this. Ben Garrison has finally gone too far.

He's drawn Hillary with both shoes firmly on her feet!

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

oobey posted:

I'm shocked, shocked to find out this is Garrison's take. It's so easy to be the perfect unassailable Übermensch when any bad act that could possibly be attributed to your side is invariably the nefarious work of false flag crisis actors.

How does George Soros possibly stay so rich when he's busy financing literally every single evil act that occurs in the world?

Professional Cuckoldry. It's a very popular fetish with American ubermensh.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
The dastardly Soros gets all of the tax cuts for being rich and he uses his gains from Republican thinking to fund anti republican activities! If only we didn't cut taxes for the rich, we could take his money!

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer
Garrison's response is honestly bland and milquetoast considering the viewpoint he's representing, he's so loving boring these days. He didn't even make any of them offensive caricatures! Soros! He had a chance to do an actually relevant cartoon of Soros and he just... drew Soros. :effort:

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Trogdos! posted:

Alright the :tinfoil: take is here



The way you know this poo poo wasn't a false flag is because Robert de Niro got one of the bombs. The only people who even remember him being mean to Trump are broke-brained MAGA chud boomers.

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t

Lawman 0 posted:

the gently caress is this

The flames alone didn’t do the job, how is this hard?

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Trogdos! posted:

Alright the :tinfoil: take is here



Ah yes, I too raise flags by grabbing onto both sides of the cord and pulling them simultaneously as hard as I can.

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t

The flames alone should do the job, why am I so hard?

Edit: God, Garrison’s trump worship is creepy

Literally Kermit fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Oct 26, 2018

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



Never seen a man so thirsty

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

https://twitter.com/HereticHR/status/1054838596316868608

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

Trogdos! posted:

Alright the :tinfoil: take is here


My favorite part is "this was fake, but the targets deserved it".

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

U.T. Raptor posted:

My favorite part is "this was fake, but the targets deserved it".

Yeah this is why all the "false flag" poo poo is so disingenuous. I mean aside from it being stupid bullshit it's clearly what they WANTED to happen - why wouldn't they think it was one of their own people?

(I mean obviously the answer is they know full well it was them but they know it looks bad to be the only side actually trying to murder their enemies when they keep claiming it's the liberals who are the dangerous violent mob)

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Nevermind it's not like Fox News has run pieces asking Was The Unabomber Correct? before. No idea where some CHUD would get the idea it's ok for him to become the Magabomber, lol. The thing is when your entire thing is constantly being a completely disingenuous shithead who lies about everything, there's no limit on what's a lie too far.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
His literal strategy, and it's working, is to lie with such frequency it overwhelms any attempt to deal with them and makes everyone who tries look incompetent. A very accurate cartoon.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Lawman 0 posted:

the gently caress is this

No idea what it means but it amuses me. I hope it's not some nazi poo poo.

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VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

I love that the return address says "Trump Supporters" indicating a false flag (because a real bomber wouldn't identify themselves on the envelope)

But the actual bombs had Debbie Wasserman-Schultz as the return address, indicating a false flag because of course the real bomber would identify themselves on the envelope.

https://mobile.twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1055149235723821056

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