PYF AUG: you don't get to see her chew the MLP figurine.

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Violet_Sky: Dec 5, 2011; Fun Shoe

# ? Oct 28, 2018 21:05

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 23:33

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Violet_Sky posted:

manages to be not as tacky as the original.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 21:19

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Violet_Sky posted:

my dude looks like a cartridge of printer ink just exploded in his face

# ? Oct 29, 2018 02:11

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

# ? Oct 29, 2018 02:18

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Bobby Digital posted:

I am very much the crying reaction.

# ? Oct 29, 2018 02:37

Nostradingus: Jul 13, 2009

Bobby Digital posted:

That's disgusting. Who says boyfie?

# ? Oct 29, 2018 02:38

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Bobby Digital posted:

That�s a lot of pubes.

# ? Oct 29, 2018 02:59

UCS Hellmaker: Mar 29, 2008; Toilet Rascal

VEGANS

UCS Hellmaker has a new favorite as of 03:58 on Oct 29, 2018

# ? Oct 29, 2018 03:51

Tashilicious: Jul 17, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

UCS Hellmaker posted:

VEGANS

This sounds like a Poe of that semi-famous "Real women don't have periods periods means you have toxins healthy women bleed a single spot of blood once a year be vegan be toxin free" poo poo

# ? Oct 29, 2018 04:10

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

UCS Hellmaker posted:

VEGANS

BITCH MY DICK SPRAYS VOSS

COME AN HYDRATE YOSELF

# ? Oct 29, 2018 04:21

Tashilicious: Jul 17, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tashilicious posted:

This sounds like a Poe of that semi-famous "Real women don't have periods periods means you have toxins healthy women bleed a single spot of blood once a year be vegan be toxin free" poo poo

Found it

https://www.africanamerica.org/topic/menstruation-is-not-normal

Gibbering Insanity posted:

Are you still having periods? What's in your diet? Here is an excerpt about the abnormality of bleeding, taken from the book African Holistic Health by Dr. Imhotep Llaila O. Afrika

"Menstruation is not normal"

By Dr.Imhotep Llaila O. Afrika

"Menstruation is not a normal health state. Menstruation is hemorrhaging. Hemorrhaging is a flow of fresh blood. Hemorrhaging whether it occurs in the brain, eyes, lungs or uterus, is not normal. Subsequently, menstruation is an abnormal condition. There are many views on the causes of menstruation. However, they are ill-rounded and totally wrong. Black African females on a wholistic diet of natual foods do no menstruate.

Anthropological studies on African women have verified that Wholistic women do not menstruate (see chapter on cultural clowns, Black folks and sex)

Wholistic women follow natural breeding cycles. These natural breeding (mating) cycles have strict laws. Similarly, a woman must never have sexual intercourse while pregnant or while breastfeeding. Breastfeeding traditionallly lasted from three to five years.Intercourse while pregnant causes the body to alter its hormone level and also causes the body to produce a different quality of cells in the baby's body.Consequently, sexual intercourse while a woman is pregnant or breeding decreases the quality of the life of the unborn child. Excessive sexual intercourse and out-of-cycle sexual intercourse causes the woman to menstruate.Moreover, sexual intercourse at night is abnormal and out-of-cycle. Additionallly, lustful or excessive sexual stimulation causes the woman's and man's hormones and nutritional levels to decrease.This also contributes to the causes of menstruation (hemorrhaging) and a multitude of health problems in children.

The vaginal fluid discharge of the female causes menstruation. Vaginal discharge is very high in hormones, vitamins and minerals. In fact, it is highly concentrated mixture equal to the nutritional concentration of semen. The nutrition that is lost due to this milky discharge causes the endometrium (uterus skin) tissue to lose its vitality and deteriorate. This cellular deterioration is known as hemorrhaging and is commonly called menstruation. Again, wholistic women on natural foods diet do not menstruate.

Menstruation that occurs among women that are on a natural diet and are not wholistic in sexual practices always occurs on a solar (sun) period. Sometimes the solar period occurs every three years or more such as among Eskimos. Lunar (moon) periods are a new occurrence among females.

# ? Oct 29, 2018 04:35

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Bobby Digital posted:

Is it my phone or is her finger turning purple?

# ? Oct 29, 2018 04:47

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

chitoryu12 posted:

Is it my phone or is her finger turning purple?

I don't know, send us a picture of your phone so we can see what color it is.

# ? Oct 29, 2018 04:49

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

T-man posted:

Kill all cis people, better?

No, but I appreciate your insightful words, it makes me feel better to hear your takes on things sometimes.

# ? Oct 29, 2018 04:52

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Ah yes, the ol' "starve women so they stop having periods" method. Very effective!

# ? Oct 29, 2018 04:56

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

# ? Oct 29, 2018 05:16

Tashilicious: Jul 17, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

# ? Oct 29, 2018 05:25

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Put a Bowsette crown on her and you will have a perfect storm of Screaming Idiot fetishes

# ? Oct 29, 2018 05:28

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Tashilicious posted:

Found it

https://www.africanamerica.org/topic/menstruation-is-not-normal

What in tarnation...

# ? Oct 29, 2018 05:59

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

MageMage posted:

Sorry friend, this owns. /hottake

# ? Oct 29, 2018 06:21

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

Tashilicious posted:

Found it

https://www.africanamerica.org/topic/menstruation-is-not-normal

Dr. Imhotep Llaila O. Afrika

# ? Oct 29, 2018 08:58

Groke: Jul 27, 2007; New Adventures In Mom Strength

MageMage posted:

That's hilarious.

# ? Oct 29, 2018 12:51

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

UCS Hellmaker posted:

VEGANS

I'm the fight when one person accuses their partner of not being serious enough about their vegan diet because they don't cum spring water.

# ? Oct 29, 2018 13:12

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Scathach posted:

Ah yes, the ol' "starve women so they stop having periods" method. Very effective!

With a healthy pinch of "keep women pregnant and/or breastfeeding so they stop having periods" for good measure. Either way, it's a winner!

# ? Oct 29, 2018 13:19

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

MageMage posted:

Vairy naice!

# ? Oct 29, 2018 14:41

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Freelee the Banana Girl (annoying Australian vegan vlogger) has a similar nonsense rant about menstruation. Showing that stupid knows no nation, color, or creed.

# ? Oct 29, 2018 15:12

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Bobby Digital posted:

219 reacts, nice

# ? Oct 29, 2018 15:28

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

I'm always puzzled by Extremely Online Vegans. I figure that people that get rather evangelical about food must be at least a little bit insecure about their choices, otherwise why would they be screeching from the rafters about it?

# ? Oct 29, 2018 16:31

Internet Wizard: Aug 9, 2009; BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Panfilo posted:

I'm always puzzled by Extremely Online Vegans. I figure that people that get rather evangelical about food must be at least a little bit insecure about their choices, otherwise why would they be screeching from the rafters about it?

Because they're better than you and they need you to know that.

# ? Oct 29, 2018 16:41

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Gaukler posted:

There was a bug with the firmware in the initial release that caused battery loss so they�re rolling out a pumpkin patch.

I just wanted you to know I appreciated this. :golfclap:

# ? Oct 29, 2018 17:50

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

# ? Oct 29, 2018 18:07

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Bobby Digital posted:

loving perfect.

# ? Oct 29, 2018 18:24

The Door Frame: Dec 5, 2011; I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Bobby Digital posted:

The "legs" of the clitoris are bordering the opening of the vaginal canal. He's just self conscious about his tuna can shaped dick :shrug:

# ? Oct 29, 2018 18:53

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

# ? Oct 29, 2018 20:45

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Bobby Digital posted:

# ? Oct 29, 2018 20:51

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Bobby Digital posted:

This is the Future Trans People Want for Women, obviously. 100%. Not joking. I read the Transsexual Empire.*

*it's a joke

# ? Oct 29, 2018 20:57

Ignite Memories: Feb 27, 2005

Bobby Digital posted:

# ? Oct 29, 2018 21:04

Violet_Sky: Dec 5, 2011; Fun Shoe

These are pretty lazy imo

# ? Oct 29, 2018 21:06

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Bobby Digital posted:

This is producing such a specific emotion in me, a combination of awe, terror and amusement, and my brain cannot decide which. I love this. Thank you.

# ? Oct 29, 2018 21:31

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 23:33

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

slash stab posted:

This is producing such a specific emotion in me, a combination of awe, terror and amusement, and my brain cannot decide which. I love this. Thank you.

Sir this is a McDonald's drive through

# ? Oct 29, 2018 21:37

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