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Fleta Mcgurn posted:It's called Hatoful Boyfriend, you baka gaijin! and it's a goddamn treasure LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 22:13 on Oct 29, 2018 |
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what a snipe.
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WICKEDLY A BIRD posted:what a snipe. is that one of the birds you can date?!
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Keru posted:is that one of the birds you can date?!
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WICKEDLY A BIRD posted:what a snipe.
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WICKEDLY A BIRD posted:what a snipe. You should tweet that.
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# ? Oct 29, 2018 22:16 |
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Sorry, am I making a tit of myself?
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# ? Oct 29, 2018 22:17 |
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Nah, just looking like a loon.
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# ? Oct 29, 2018 23:05 |
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Don't be so bird brained.
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Even more dependent on my boyfriend since I became a vampireSkylark posted:I was gonna wait til after Halloween so ppl don't think I'm just following a fad or something, but this is real and I feel like I just want to get this out there to everybody who cares about me who have been texting me, I dont feel up to texting them all back. Just looking at my unread messages stresses me out so much I feel sick to my stomach. So I'm posting this update out as a status to FB, IG and FYAD so everyone knows whats up, and this is out in the open. Skylark posted:So far my favorite part of being a vampire is condescendingly saying to people, "Being a vampire isn't like what you see in the movies," and going on to explain the small, tedious differences between vampires as we are depicted in fiction and as we are in real life in the same smug tone people get when you tell them you finally started watching breaking bad. folder posted:[Me] I am not friend. I was creatvre of darkness. Blood of man, svstain me. As noble vampyr, provdest of races, w-
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re: investing in the stock markettwice burned ice posted:So are you just not saving for retirement, or...? selec posted:Imagine yourself asking s single parent who works at McDonalds this question. What should they say to you? DandyLion posted:"Uh sir, this is a McDonalds".
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goethe.cx posted:re: investing in the stock market mein leiben!
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 01:40 |
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What happened to the first post of this thread
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 03:21 |
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Dumb Lowtax posted:What happened to the first post of this thread iirc Sham got annoyed by derails/lack of funny quotes, closed the thread and blanked the OP. I re-opened the thread but OP remained blanked and I think you might have been the first person to notice in the last ten months!
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Even more dependent on my boyfriend since I became a vampire baba bloody
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WICKEDLY A BIRD posted:iirc Sham got annoyed by derails/lack of funny quotes, closed the thread and blanked the OP. I re-opened the thread but OP remained blanked and I think you might have been the first person to notice in the last ten months! Love the reasoning there. "Hurrf blurff no funny quotes I TAKE AWAY MY FUNNY QUOTES NOW NOBODY HAVE FUNNY QUOTES."
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 04:33 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:blegh Check out this funny quote
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Screaming Idiot posted:Love the reasoning there. "Hurrf blurff no funny quotes I TAKE AWAY MY FUNNY QUOTES NOW NOBODY HAVE FUNNY QUOTES." You know there's nothing stopping you from making another thread with a new OP
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Check out this funny quote Lol.
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Even more dependent on my boyfriend since I became a vampire
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:The Haunted Titty Bar You probably cannot guess which thread.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 09:51 |
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"9 out of 10 people can't guess which thread this was from!" "I wonder how many people will quote this..."
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 12:57 |
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"Someone quoted and linked a thread, you'll never guess what happened next!"
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Improbable Lobster posted:You know there's nothing stopping you from making another thread with a new OP I'm stopping him.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 13:42 |
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Ugh how about no. It's gonna be full of whining unfunny petulant jackasses in five seconds tops I guarantee it.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 14:13 |
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idgi but I apologize just thought it was an odd thread for that story
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 14:29 |
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The wording just reminded me of those Facebook things, that's all.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 14:34 |
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Sir Lemming posted:The wording just reminded me of those Facebook things, that's all. I just wanted to run this guy's joke into the ground.
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Ohhhh, okay! Sorry, I tend to take everything at face value.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 15:17 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:You probably cannot guess which thread. I guessed wrong because somehow I didn't think there would be a thread for that.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 15:40 |
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CannonFodder posted:The Master stood before his students and said "This is back to basics chili. This is “I’m flat loving broke” chili. This is “I have one hour to feed myself before my shift surfing for CP at the local library starts” chili. This is camping chili. This is hunting chili. This is house full of screaming little shits chili. This is the comfort chili you make your best friend right after he walks in on you speed-bagging his sister. This is quick, easy, tasty, man chili. This isn’t the chili you have Gordon Ramsey weep into because you didn’t use all fresh ingredients. And this is not the chili you waste a perfectly good steak making."
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 18:25 |
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Beautiful. e: That thread has a couple of good posts in general. frankenfreak has a new favorite as of 18:57 on Oct 30, 2018 |
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Amazing. Some more winners from this thread of SA koans: dreadmojo posted:"Buddha preached for forty-nine years, but his tongue never moved," the master Gensha said: "Pious teachers say that Buddhism helps us in every possible way, but think: how can it help the blind, the deaf, or the dumb? The blind cannot see the teacher's staff that is raised before them. The deaf cannot hear the teacher's words, no matter how wise. The dumb cannot ask their questions or speak their understanding. So since we cannot help these people, how can we say Buddhism helps in every possible way? What good is it?" Murray Mantoinette posted:"Master," the young novice said, "your posting is so wise and powerful. How may I train myself so as to become as strong as you?" Son of Sam-I-Am posted:The master asked, "is it better to build a house like grover, or to code forums like radium?" The best is the second post in the thread though: Devils Affricate posted:The man who does not post for fear of probation, has already banned himself
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Coq au Nandos posted:Amazing. Some more winners from this thread of SA koans:
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# ? Oct 31, 2018 11:29 |
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Cythereal posted:Just when you think American politics can't get any weirder... Proteus Jones posted:I.. I can no longer believe this is the real world anymore. I am increasingly convinced I am in a bio-pod being put through increasingly unlikely simulations run by extra-terrestrials. Particularly adolescent extra-terrestrials. Ruflux posted:I'm pretty sure even aliens would consider this reality too unbelievable AFewBricksShy posted:In the Matrix when Agent Smith is talking to Morpheus, he tells him the original Matrix was a paradise for people but our minds rejected it. I feel like this might be what the rejection started to look like, when reality just starts to go to complete poo poo. The Lone Badger posted:You know those MonsterFactory videos where they hit 'randomise' repeatedly as the face slowly twists into a nightmarish parody of reality? AMISH FRIED PIES posted:Turn on your monitor.
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Coq au Nandos posted:Amazing. Some more winners from this thread of SA koans: a cyberpunk goose posted:A student lay before the master, peaceful in his long sleep.
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# ? Oct 31, 2018 15:05 |
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Yeah that's a deep cut
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# ? Oct 31, 2018 20:16 |
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Yeah, it took me a second.
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# ? Oct 31, 2018 20:44 |
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Sometimes these dead and gay forums deliver something beautiful
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mods changed my name posted:I remember once on Regis and Kathy Lee, Regis was like "And today on the show we have Jon Lithgow [I cant remember specifically who] from Third Rock From The Sun" and Kathy Lee was like "Haha I sure would like to be there right now and get away from this cold winter!" or something and Regis just kinda looked suicidal maybe for a moment
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