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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



infernal machines posted:

doesn't apple already offer some weird lease thing?

yeah, the iphone upgrade program. i think you have the option to continue and just buy the phone but it bundles applecare as well. otherwise every year youre able to swap to the new model

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Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

infernal machines posted:

doesn't apple already offer some weird lease thing?

apple offers lease plus apple care, which is essentially the payment of phone plus $4 for apple care (more if you want lost/stolen coverage). they offer 200GB or storage at $3 a month. $30 a month for services is not even close to what they charge, and a XS is $42 a month on its own, so not sure where that number is from.

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
it’s just Goldman Sachs asking Apple to tack on an extra $30/month charge for no reason other than more money.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
it’s called rent, and we think you’re really going to like it

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
other than the fact that they see apple's revenue drying up with fewer phone sales and more dependence on app revenue (which is itself dependent on phone sales)

a subscription model is the next logical step when a once successful tech business starts to flounder, ala modern day microsoft

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

implying iphones after the SE qualify as an upgrade

thankfully every phone after is just an experiment to determine what would be the best internals to put in the se2

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
apple: pay us 30 bucks. What are you gonna do, get an android? Lol

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
you don't have to be good, you just have to be the best

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


just, like, charge more for stuff - godmaln sak, investing genius

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

Chris Knight posted:

it’s called rent, and we think you’re really going to like it

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

just, like, charge more for stuff - godmaln sak, investing genius

but apple is already doing this

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



Chris Knight posted:

it’s called rent, and we think you’re really going to like it


infernal machines posted:

you don't have to be good, you just have to be the best

tech industry 2018

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

apple: pay us 30 bucks. What are you gonna do, get an android? Lol

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
we decided to charge more because gently caress you that’s why.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

timmy's engineering team keeps making hardware thats got even more longevity than the generation before, so they gotta get that value add elsewhere !

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

remember when computers got obsolete and useless within 3 years, got zero free operating system updates beyond bugfixes, and the new versions basically said gently caress off unless you upgraded or at least bought more ram?

and now everyone whines if their 5 year old iphone gets booted off the free ios updates, people are salty their 2010 macbook airs can't run high sierra, etc.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

SRQ posted:

remember when computers got obsolete and useless within 3 years, got zero free operating system updates beyond bugfixes, and the new versions basically said gently caress off unless you upgraded or at least bought more ram?

and now everyone whines if their 5 year old iphone gets booted off the free ios updates, people are salty their 2010 macbook airs can't run high sierra, etc.

...dad????

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

SRQ posted:

remember when computers got obsolete and useless within 3 years, got zero free operating system updates beyond bugfixes, and the new versions basically said gently caress off unless you upgraded or at least bought more ram?

and now everyone whines if their 5 year old iphone gets booted off the free ios updates, people are salty their 2010 macbook airs can't run high sierra, etc.
wow almost like technology has gotten better and more reliable over time. what's next grandpa are you going to tell us how people used to not wear seat belts and it was fine and no one complained

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

SRQ posted:

remember when computers got obsolete and useless within 3 years, got zero free operating system updates beyond bugfixes, and the new versions basically said gently caress off unless you upgraded or at least bought more ram?

and now everyone whines if their 5 year old iphone gets booted off the free ios updates, people are salty their 2010 macbook airs can't run high sierra, etc.

yes, and also the computers cost $3000, which is like $4500 now.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I’m seriously debating about spending a grand on a Mac mini to replace my 8 year old iMac when I’m old and rich, but when I was a broke college student I would spend 2-3 grand on computer parts every couple of years.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

tbf back then you just had Your Computer to worry about, not your computer + your laptop + the thing that runs your tv + your thousand dollar smartphone that is the new thing you have to replace every year

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




The Management posted:

I’m seriously debating about spending a grand on a Mac mini to replace my 8 year old iMac when I’m old and rich, but when I was a broke college student I would spend 2-3 grand on computer parts every couple of years.

“i don’t feel like paying 60 for this video game” *orders 150 dollar sunrise alarm clock from Amazon*

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Sagebrush posted:

tbf back then you just had Your Computer to worry about, not your computer + your laptop + the thing that runs your tv + your thousand dollar smartphone that is the new thing you have to replace every year

luckily no one in yospos has to add family and children to that list!

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007

The Management posted:

I’m seriously debating about spending a grand on a Mac mini to replace my 8 year old iMac when I’m old and rich, but when I was a broke college student I would spend 2-3 grand on computer parts every couple of years.
yeah, now that’s the real question. how the gently caress did i afford all that poo poo? i really don’t want to think about it, tbh.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Laslow posted:

yeah, now that’s the real question. how the gently caress did i afford all that poo poo? i really don’t want to think about it, tbh.

I made $6000 in a summer internship and spent half of it on tuition and the other half on computers.

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007

The Management posted:

I made $6000 in a summer internship and spent half of it on tuition and the other half on computers.
i hope you had a meal plan.

i never paid for soap since my parents robbed casino hotels blind of their toiletries. just raided their big ol bag.

i still have a bottle of caesars palace aftershave (called CAESARS MAN of course) from the 80’s for whenever i want to smell like leisure suit larry.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

i spent the money i made in college on booze and weed bc im not a fucken nerd

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

i spent the money i made in college on booze and weed bc im not a fucken nerd
nerds got weed and booze money from bartering with their gigs and gigs of warez, movies, music and porn. and occasionally reinstalling windows for people who got computer aids from limewire.

my 1st gen pioneer DVD burner was basically a money printing machine along with xp with the fckgw key.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

hahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5QRgpjfarY

wow these guys are brutal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJy6bJ_RxXg

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

lmao gamers are such a bunch of babies

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

lmao gamers are such a bunch of idiot babies

ftfy

you know all of these bros are going to end up buying it and becoming addicted lol

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Laslow posted:

my 1st gen pioneer DVD burner was basically a money printing machine along with xp with the fckgw key.

in high school i bought a cd burner, built a pic microcontroller programmer from schematics i found online and made enough modding playstations and selling bootleg games that i didn't need to work a lovely mcjob for gas money

The_Franz fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Nov 3, 2018

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

Chris Knight posted:

it’s called rent, and we think you’re really going to like it

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Sagebrush posted:

lmao gamers are such a bunch of babies



is that like the third reupload? there are two trailers already at 70k and 300k dislikes respecitvely

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i dunno, it was the first one i found

how dare this video game company sell their game in a way that is proven to make them shitloads of money for negligible workload

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




akadajet posted:

ftfy

you know all of these bros are going to end up buying it and becoming addicted lol

lol no (also its a free game, and being just a reskin you can play the original already)

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Sagebrush posted:

i dunno, it was the first one i found

how dare this video game company sell their game in a way that is proven to make them shitloads of money for negligible workload

i dont have a dog in this, i dont play diablo games. everyone is salty because blizzard was teasing major diablo announcement for a while, and the result is not something relevant to or waited by the core audience, so they'll be mocked for a while now, blizzard's lolworthy handling of the situation not helping to defuse it in the slightest. presenter guy even had the nerve to say "do you guys not have phones" lol

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




it's like someone in blizzard looked at fortnite and thought that mobile is all the rage, when the core audience for diablo is socially awkward mid-30s american computer touchers who intensely dislike phones sufficiently large to play games on them

talking western audiences here of course, i have no doubt it'll be raking cash in asia and other regions where phone is the most common gaming device

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

i don't play diablo, but i think it'd be pretty well suited to touch since it's just clicking on things rapidly.

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




akadajet posted:

i don't play diablo, but i think it'd be pretty well suited to touch since it's just clicking on things rapidly.

nah, too many small, often precise inputs needed, plus the game can get pretty fast and you do have some micromanagement involved otherwise. it shows on gameplay reveal, they had to massively slow down the game and scale the monster density way back to make it manageable

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