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I proposed slightly drunk in bed after banging. It felt right then and I wouldn't do it differently today. Then we picked out a ring together. Antique black opal because we're both anti diamond.
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 14:28 |
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I proposed to my ex while on a "break". Over text. Sent her a picture of the ring. That went as well as you probably expect. I was sick in bed with a fever at the time, so that slightly mitigates the situation, but still, I am the AUG.
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 15:20 |
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I put the ring and box on the dresser and went to work. She came to work and hit me
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 16:43 |
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I framed my proposal as a hypothetical situation and when she said she would hypothetically say yes I asked her for realisies and she said yes It's me, the most of proposal givers.
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 17:05 |
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My dad proposed with "we can save a lot of money on our taxes" and 30 years later he's gay and she's clinically insane. Truly the American dream.
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 17:07 |
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Magnus Manfist posted:I mean obviously it worked for them? Maybe they'd already discussed getting engaged, both like grand gestures and poo poo? I mean it sounds awful to me too but telling someone their proposal is your worst nightmare at the actual party celebrating that proposal does indeed sound like being a loving downer It was 100% a surprise to her, and she was saying how my boyfriend at the time should go the 'huge public surprise route'. I'm probably a downer, but that sort of spectacle ain't my cup of tea.
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 17:08 |
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cakesmith handyman posted:How many of you are in this relationship? 3. Tubgoat posted:Don't knock archaic ownership until you've been forcibly soulmelded by an especially possessive cat. I'm fine with being cat property. They keep me company when I'm sick and purr loudly for scritches and will even play with me sometimes. They just need to be fed and scooped and given places to scratch and high perches to lie.
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 17:23 |
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Internet Wizard posted:Am I the only one that noticed that engagement ring post appears to be in a Facebook group dedicated to complaining about their engagement rings? It's actually mostly dedicated to ugly rings in general
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 17:40 |
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Panfilo posted:I framed my proposal as a hypothetical situation and when she said she would hypothetically say yes I asked her for realisies and she said yes Anyways
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 18:06 |
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At first I was like "Well, at least it's safely in there and not out here " and then I remembered how toilet paper rolls work.
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 18:17 |
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You're gonna poo poo yourself either way might as well take a little leggy friend for the ride
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 18:25 |
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 18:43 |
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That chair looks like a real pain in the rear end
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 18:44 |
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Lmfao, it's glass? Thst's a hell of an art project.
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 18:51 |
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It's either an art installation or one of those ghastly post-hurricane mold situations.
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 18:53 |
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I was also thinking mold at first, but then I enlarged and they look convincingly like shards of glass protuding.
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 18:55 |
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I do not u derstand the artists intentions with this piece.
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 19:10 |
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Mr Hootington posted:I do not u derstand the artists intentions with this piece. "what if chair... but bad?"
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 19:14 |
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It's the opposite of Meret Oppenheim's Objet. Have a
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 19:17 |
AlbieQuirky posted:It's the opposite of Meret Oppenheim's Objet. quote:This Surrealist object was inspired by a conversation between Oppenheim and artists Pablo Picasso and Dora Maar at a Paris cafe. Admiring Oppenheim's fur-covered bracelet, Picasso remarked that one could cover anything with fur, to which she replied, "Even this cup and saucer." Soon after, when asked by André Breton, Surrealism's leader, to participate in the first Surrealist exhibition dedicated to objects, Oppenheim bought a teacup, saucer, and spoon at a department store and covered them with the fur of a Chinese gazelle. In so doing, she transformed genteel items traditionally associated with feminine decorum into sensuous, sexually punning tableware. Sounds like an overwrought analysis to explain why a woman just had the stones to follow up on a joke she made to Picasso once.
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 19:48 |
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Go ham, you funky little surrealist
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 19:52 |
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quote:sexually punning tableware The name of my new band.
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 21:17 |
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When I got a glimpse of that scrolling past real fast I though it was a chair covered in blue hairy mould and was actually relieved to find it was only glass
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 22:30 |
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my marriage is wonderful and getting married was one of the best things i ever did BUT I AM NOT loving HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE JOYS OF MARRIAGE I AM HERE TO poo poo DOWN YOUR THROAT
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 22:58 |
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On the topic of weddings one thing I've noticed is that the ones that last forever are the ones that just don't spend a lot of money on things. Just a little ceremony where nobody bothers dressing up with the preacher that they know or whoever is at the church they attend, a BYOB potluck for whoever wants to show up, and no pressure to make it The Perfect Night. The more debt a wedding incurs the more likely the couple is to get divorced. I knew a woman that worked in a bridal shop and she had some interesting things to say on weddings. The most telling things were the people she saw more than once or wedding plans that fell apart. If it was a camo-themed wedding between rednecks it'd be an inexpensive affair that would create a rock solid marriage. She might see the woman back because she was being a bridesmaid but never would see them again otherwise. Pink weddings or weddings involving women named Brittany (I never could figure out why, she just said that Brittanies tend to get divorced) were practically guaranteed to lead to failed marriages. Women that demanded pink weddings would pretty much always be back in the shop to get married again within a few years. The more debt the couple (well, typically the groom) went into to pay for the wedding the more likely they were to get divorced and the shorter the marriage would last. Often the pressure to have an expensive wedding came from the parents. Even that could lead to serious issues in the marriage; she saw a lot of weddings where the couple wanted a simple thing and didn't want to make a big fuss but the parents had money and absolutely insisted that it be expensive. Often they'd front a significant chunk of the money or set a budget then flake on much of what they agreed to pay. Typically that would come from the bride's family and they'd also sometimes bitch that he was a loser if he didn't have a big enough house or a nice enough car. Didn't matter if he had a good job and just, you know, was frugal and good with money, no! Their Little Girl deserved the biggest and best of everything! Even if she herself was totally fine with a simple, quiet life without the stress of a mountain of debt, THAT ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH BECAUSE SHE'S OUR LITTLE PRINCESS! Apparently those parents were also the ones that would come back after the wedding to complain that things weren't good enough and we want some of our money back.
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 23:17 |
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That reminds me, gonna post this here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RcQpRRShDw&hd=1 Miss Shaye St. John loving rules though
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 23:27 |
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Muh superior genetics
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 23:36 |
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Maybe it's part of a symbiotic relationship, like those cleaner shrimp fish use?
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# ? Nov 4, 2018 23:52 |
e: I guess not
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# ? Nov 5, 2018 00:00 |
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Violet_Sky posted:
<new york times voice> boy this white working class fella sure could use some exposure, maybe give him an opinion column.
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# ? Nov 5, 2018 00:12 |
T-man posted:<new york times voice> boy this white working class fella sure could use some exposure, maybe give him an opinion column. He's just so full of economic anxiety!
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# ? Nov 5, 2018 00:22 |
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T-man posted:<new york times voice> boy this white working class fella sure could use some exposure, maybe give him an opinion column. Nah, he's Ukrainian. No-one cares about Ukrainian nazis, except for Russian propaganda.
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# ? Nov 5, 2018 00:34 |
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T-man posted:The best part of being trans is that I can get a pregnancy test to come up positive any time, sans uterus. Eat me h8trs. 1. buy a bulk of low dollar pregnancy tests. 2. pee on all of them. 3. sell them to horrible people who use them to manipulate their partners into marriage. 5. lather rinse repeat until you can buy an island.
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# ? Nov 5, 2018 02:55 |
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where did number four go
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# ? Nov 5, 2018 03:22 |
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I'm not sure I like this version of the senior prank.
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# ? Nov 5, 2018 03:30 |
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Number 4 is come to terms with ruining the lives of possibly-innocent men.
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# ? Nov 5, 2018 03:41 |
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Tubgoat posted:Number 4 is come to terms with ruining the lives of possibly-innocent men. Lol won’t somebody think of the men????
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# ? Nov 5, 2018 03:43 |
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Now you know why I used the qualifier "possibly." Seriously a hosed up thing to do to someone who doesn't deserve it, and she has no way of knowing if the woman she's selling her tests to is scamming someone who actually deserves it. Now, that black chick who pretended to be a republican to scam money from CHUDs, that's a hero we can all learn a thing or two from.
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# ? Nov 5, 2018 03:51 |
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This is the restroom attendant, she spins the paper herself so patrons have the softest wiping experience. Don’t forget to tip!
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# ? Nov 5, 2018 03:59 |
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Tubgoat posted:Number 4 is come to terms with ruining the lives of possibly-innocent men. What innocent men? They're all trash
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# ? Nov 5, 2018 04:01 |