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Giant squids are believed to occasionally win wrestling matches with sperm whales.
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Yeah, that's about how it'd probably go down. Probably went better than Donald trying to explain the birds and the bees to his nephews.
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Nov 5, 2018 06:23
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Goofy's son's last name is goof.
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Nov 5, 2018 06:48
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More like oof.
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Nov 5, 2018 07:12
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 Karate Bastard posted:More like oof.
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Nov 5, 2018 08:24
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i swear to god, i used to have a link to a reading of that by a good voiceactor but i can't find it.
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rodbeard posted:Goofy's son's last name is goof. So Goofy is just Mr Goof Sr.'s nickname? This lends the question, what is his first name?
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Nov 5, 2018 11:27
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If Goof is their last name it clearly is Goofy Goof. So in other words, his parents were assholes.
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Nov 5, 2018 11:39
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Ice cream? More like soft-serve af.
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It's Liam. https://imgur.com/gallery/2EZIP
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BrigadierSensible posted:So Goofy is just Mr Goof Sr.'s nickname? Originally he was called Dippy Dawg which was changed to Goofy, in the 50s he was often called George Geef and recently he's been Goofy G. Goof. In some recent versions his actual first name is Goofus.
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. ugh outta time to fix this
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can't get gender reassignment surgery? try this cheap alternative
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Based on various factors, Goofy would be into some hardcore, rope and leather, BDSM. With Goofy being the Paingiver.
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Nov 5, 2018 17:00
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Johnny Aztec posted:Based on various factors, Goofy would be into some hardcore, rope and leather, BDSM. With Goofy being the Paingiver. Goofy is way too emo for that, he'd be more into self-harm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOsck7jYUsE
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Nov 5, 2018 17:03
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Johnny Aztec posted:Based on various factors, Goofy would be into some hardcore, rope and leather, BDSM. With Goofy being the Paingiver. I believe you mean the Hurt Broker.
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Nov 5, 2018 17:17
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Besesoth posted:I believe you mean the Hurt Broker. haha, yes! He has like a briefcase that he keeps some gear in.
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Nov 5, 2018 17:25
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How is this not a series yet? I'd totally watch The Hurt Broker.
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Nov 5, 2018 22:17
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Ow ow oof... It's ok, I'll be ok. But Andy, sell that stock for me
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https://twitter.com/LumpyTouch/status/1056924993668374528 https://twitter.com/LumpyTouch/status/1057649969937625088 https://twitter.com/LumpyTouch/status/1059475860091109377
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Heathcliff honestly seems like the ravings of a madman at this point and I love it.
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Nov 6, 2018 10:43
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Or a dadaist caption competition.
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Does anybody have a copy of that comic, that's like 'hopeless nerd stories' or something to that effect, the one where the two girls come over to the guy's house and want to gently caress and he's completely oblivious, and wants to do math homework. Then like 10 years later he's on the bus and realizes what happened?
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Nov 6, 2018 15:58
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This is also known as "the danger wank".
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Borden posted:Does anybody have a copy of that comic, that's like 'hopeless nerd stories' or something to that effect, the one where the two girls come over to the guy's house and want to gently caress and he's completely oblivious, and wants to do math homework. Then like 10 years later he's on the bus and realizes what happened? That sounds like something from the archives of Pathetic Geek Stories. http://patheticgeekstories.com/archives/archives.html
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:That sounds like something from the archives of Pathetic Geek Stories. 
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Borden posted:Does anybody have a copy of that comic, that's like 'hopeless nerd stories' or something to that effect, the one where the two girls come over to the guy's house and want to gently caress and he's completely oblivious, and wants to do math homework. Then like 10 years later he's on the bus and realizes what happened? This is definitely what you're looking for by the way 
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Nov 6, 2018 19:16
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vyelkin posted:This is definitely what you're looking for by the way This is my life but in comic form
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Nov 6, 2018 22:58
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vyelkin posted:This is definitely what you're looking for by the way That's the one, thanks!
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Nov 6, 2018 23:28
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Dude she's like right there you dingus
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Besesoth posted:
It always annoys me that there's another alt text hidden under the image and, if you're not quick enough to read it before the comic loads, you can't see it again.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:It always annoys me that there's another alt text hidden under the image and, if you're not quick enough to read it before the comic loads, you can't see it again. I'm usually too lazy to bother though
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title