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china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Whooping Crabs posted:

11'8" bridge claims another victim. Amazing audio.

https://youtu.be/i-e9JW0wje0

CommonShore posted:

I'm a little late but why don't they raise the road or lower the bridge?

ToxicSlurpee posted:

It was built quite a long while ago and the bridge is a train bridge through a city. That would be madly expensive and inconvenient to fix so they don't. I think it would also be an engineering nightmare to lower the road given how many buildings are just kind of right against the thing. It's an old area so the cost would just be plain too expensive and it would involve shutting down important transportation lines. Apparently the bridge usually claims one victim a month at most as most people are not colossally stupid. I guess that road has signs a few blocks up warning you that it's coming so only the most oblivious try to get through.

I think another thing is that the bridge never kills anybody it just occasionally wrecks a trailer so it just isn't a high priority.

Saint Freak posted:

Above the bridge is an orphanage full of puppies and they can't raise it without destroying the orphanage and the puppies.


Under the bridge is where they draw some blood, and they can't lower it or they could not get enough.

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Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

If they lower it enough, they could get plenty.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

If they lower it enough, they could get plenty.

I think you just got whooshed.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Pirate Radar posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3712671

Thread title: just got a job as a retard masturbator

Second reply: so you work from home op?

:confuoot: I was not expecting the context that came with it

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Jedit posted:

I think you just got whooshed.

What's that sound? It's my aeroplane.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

We're talking about the first replies that get empty quoted for pages?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3671251&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

This is my favorite one on the whole forum

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

purple death ray posted:

We're talking about the first replies that get empty quoted for pages?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3671251&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

This is my favorite one on the whole forum

Somehow I missed this. What's adtrw?

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Outrail posted:

Somehow I missed this. What's adtrw?

The anime subforum

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Sir Lemming posted:

What's that sound? It's my aeroplane.

Careful what you say, you don't want to give it away, now.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Jedit posted:

I think you just got whooshed.

:shrug: maybe? They said it damaged trailers but doesn't lead to deaths, so....

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

:shrug: maybe? They said it damaged trailers but doesn't lead to deaths, so....

http://www.metrolyrics.com/under-the-bridge-lyrics-red-hot-chili-peppers.html

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

The acolyte found enlightenment.

turd in my singlet
Jul 5, 2008

DO ALL DA WORK

WIT YA NECK

*heavy metal music playing*
Nap Ghost

Data Graham posted:

Ahh yes, best part of a home gym, not having to constantly slosh through blood spatter of unknown origin

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

purple death ray posted:

We're talking about the first replies that get empty quoted for pages?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3671251&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

This is my favorite one on the whole forum

I’m also partial to a GBS thread I can’t find right now that was titled something like "draw something cool" and the very first reply was a lovingly rendered anime version of Hitler

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

i have fond memories of the (gibbis i think?) crossfit thread, which was basically just laughing at people giving themselves destroyed muscles and prolapses because that's totally how you know it's working brah

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Kitfox88 posted:

i have fond memories of the (gibbis i think?) crossfit thread, which was basically just laughing at people giving themselves destroyed muscles and prolapses because that's totally how you know it's working brah

Yep. Rhabdo all around.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




cash crab posted:

Catholicism derail can end now.

jobson groeth posted:

Watch it come back again in 3 days.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

mono posted:

CNN has Beto up 66-33% :eyepop:

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

What, 3 votes counted?

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Dreddout posted:

The wider you are the more surface area you have the more bombs you're able to strap to your person

Who knew revolution would be brought about by goons?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

System Metternich posted:

I’m also partial to a GBS thread I can’t find right now that was titled something like "draw something cool" and the very first reply was a lovingly rendered anime version of Hitler

It's an ADTRW thread, and it's goldmined.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

purple death ray posted:

We're talking about the first replies that get empty quoted for pages?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3671251&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

This is my favorite one on the whole forum

I counter:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3315201

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012




I’m going to need someone to explain this one.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Ariong posted:

I’m going to need someone to explain this one.

A bunch of bodies are misidentified. Lots of unknown soldiers on the grounds now.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It's an ADTRW thread, and it's goldmined.

Do you have a link? I have a wish to see kawaii hitler

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Karate Bastard posted:

Do you have a link? I have a wish to see kawaii hitler

Here you are!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh my goodness

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Oh is that actually where it's originally from?

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

My Lovely Horse posted:

Oh is that actually where it's originally from?

Yep

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
Haha I had no idea kawaii Hitler started here

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I love how almost every image has been lost in the radium and waffleimages pit, other than kawaii Hitler

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Spanish Manlove posted:

I love how almost every image has been lost in the radium and waffleimages pit, other than kawaii Hitler

Kawaii Hitler-san will last 1000 years!!!

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Mein Führer Cannot Possibly Be This Cute

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









MEIN LEIBEN!! (dies)

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

fool_of_sound posted:

Haha I had no idea kawaii Hitler started here

Everything started here in some way or another.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Picnic Princess posted:

Everything started here in some way or another.

Every horrible thing on the internet started with an SA meme escaping containment.

This is not a place of honour, y'all

E: QAnon can be traced back to SA banning discussion of anime. We are radioactive horrors.

Somfin has a new favorite as of 00:23 on Nov 8, 2018

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Pandora’s litterbox

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Somfin posted:

Every horrible thing on the internet started with an SA meme escaping containment.

This is not a place of honour, y'all

E: QAnon can be traced back to SA banning discussion of anime. We are radioactive horrors.

They didn't do it thoroughly enough

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

tactlessbastard posted:

They didn't do it thoroughly enough

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


tactlessbastard posted:

They didn't do it thoroughly enough

Well of course. And like Prometheus' punishment for unleashing this knowledge on the world we must have our innards pecked out forever so to speak. Anyway about the new jojos bizarre adventure season. ...

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

fruit BOO!ts posted:

Pandora’s litterbox

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