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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



How will Shane McMahon & Paige respond to Raw’s Survivor Series bombshells?
Survivor Series, :siren: THE ONE NIGHT EACH YEAR WHEN SMACKDOWN AND RAW FACE OFF IN HEAD-TO-HEAD COMPETITION :siren:, is almost here, and the lineups for each brand’s teams are beginning to take shape. Last night, Raw revealed that Braun Strowman, Dolph Ziggler and Drew McIntyre would be heading into battle while Acting Raw GM Baron Corbin takes on a managerial role on Nov. 18 on the men’s side, while Alexa Bliss will captain the women’s squad. How will Team Blue respond? We know that Paige has offered Charlotte Flair the captaincy for the women’s team, but The Queen turned her down. Will she reconsider? How will SmackDown LIVE’s men’s team begin to form?

Will Becky Lynch respond to Ronda Rousey?
Last night on Raw, Ronda Rousey responded to SmackDown Women’s Champion Becky Lynch by reminding her exactly who she is two weeks before their Champion vs. Champion battle at Survivor Series. The Raw Women’s Champion welcomed Lynch’s aggression, telling The Irish Lass Kicker to bring all her anger to Los Angeles. How will “The Man” respond to being called out by The Baddest BitchWoman on the Planet?

How will Shane McMahon’s WWE World Cup victory effect Team Blue?
Shockwaves were sent through the WWE Universe last Friday when Shane McMahon replaced an injured Miz in the final of the WWE World Cup Tournament and defeated Dolph Ziggler to become the best in the world. After threatening the jobs of The A-Lister, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio and Jeff Hardy ahead of the tournament, how will the Commissioner’s unique use of his power sit with the rest of Team Blue?

Is AJ Styles ready for Brock Lesnar?
When Brock Lesnar captured the vacant Universal Championship last week, a huge Raw vs. SmackDown rematch was set for Survivor Series – a battle with WWE Champion AJ Styles. The Phenomenal One pushed The Beast to his limit last November before falling to Lesnar. How will the WWE Champion alter his game plan for this highly anticipated rematch?

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
thanks for making this, i burned out writing succzone's new OP today

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahahahahaha they're booing Shane :lol:

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Still wild that they almost exactly copied the Gold Cup trophy

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Bling, bling, ching-ching, cut the chatter
I booked myself champ for a cup that doesn't matter

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
lol who gives a poo poo what the "superior brand" is

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the numbers are starting to come in, and it looks like i'm going to win the popular vote for Rowdy Ringsports moderator

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Baron Corbin posted:

the numbers are starting to come in, and it looks like i'm going to win the popular vote for Rowdy Ringsports moderator

congrats

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jetfire posted:

lol who gives a poo poo what the "superior brand" is

Remember when the face/heel dynamic of Shane/Owens & Sami was that the latter two didn't have "brand loyalty"?

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Baron Corbin posted:

the numbers are starting to come in, and it looks like i'm going to win the popular vote for Rowdy Ringsports moderator

see, this is why we have a Punchsport Electoral College

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

If Kurt Angle can get onto Team Raw, we can get Daniel Bryan vs Kurt Angle :stare:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
miz face turn????

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

If Kurt Angle can get onto Team Raw, we can get Daniel Bryan vs Kurt Angle :stare:

a full twenty minutes of two men charging straight into each other's skulls like angry rams

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

NO NO NO NO NO DON'T PUT SHANE IN THE loving MATCH NO YOU loving IDIOTS NO gently caress NOOOOO

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Jerusalem posted:

NO NO NO NO NO DON'T PUT SHANE IN THE loving MATCH NO YOU loving IDIOTS NO gently caress NOOOOO

But he's the BEST IN THE WORLD!

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

That Sting figure is a repainted John Cena figure and you can't convince me otherwise :colbert:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This match should be a way bigger deal than this.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I think Shane has been in every Survivor Series ppv since his return.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Rhonne posted:

I think Shane has been in every Survivor Series ppv since his return.

hasn't he also been knocked senseless in every one as well

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Raskolnikov38 posted:

hasn't he also been knocked senseless in every one as well

I think one of them featured him potatoing Jericho several times till Jericho just basically punched him right in the face and shouted,"CALM DOWN! :mad:" at him? :lol:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
i know roman speared him into a concussion in one

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

NO NO NO NO NO DON'T PUT SHANE IN THE loving MATCH NO YOU loving IDIOTS NO gently caress NOOOOO

Like there wasn't a hint it wasn't going to happen since he won the "World Cup"?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jiro posted:

Like there wasn't a hint it wasn't going to happen since he won the "World Cup"?

It's still a dumb and terrible idea!

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

Jerusalem posted:

I think one of them featured him potatoing Jericho several times till Jericho just basically punched him right in the face and shouted,"CALM DOWN! :mad:" at him? :lol:

https://twitter.com/FromTheTop/status/903267466138324992?s=19

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
Whoever becomes Captain, I hope they add it to their gimmick like Alicia Fox did.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Haha yes, it's better than I remembered.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

It's still a dumb and terrible idea!

Then. Now. Forever.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

HOLY gently caress BIG E! :aaa:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
E you stupid idiot

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Would love to know how the Usos keep their shoes so white

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh my god THE MARINE SIX!!!???!!! :suicide:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Of course they want Becky, you fool!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Becky is so cool :swoon:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Becky rules.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Miz and Bryan getting weirded out by getting along cracked me up :)

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



hello i got here just in time to say becky rules

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Please scrap the rest of the show and just give me Miz/DB odd couple, tia

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Jerusalem posted:

Miz and Bryan getting weirded out by getting along cracked me up :)

I hope this somehow ends with them winning the tag titles.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Abroham Lincoln posted:

hello i got here just in time to say becky rules

Let me just crunch some numbers, run it by some fact-checkers.... yep, everything adds up!

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Please scrap the rest of the show and just give me Miz/DB odd couple, tia

Only if Becky is there too

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