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Not invested stock wise, I just really like particular brands and reading headlines like "Blorp Corporation unveils butt-phone as it tries to regain edge on AssCorp" Oh man I don't even care about whether the product has any point being owned, or even existing, I just so hope they regain that edge on their competitor!
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my dad unironically likes watching commercials during sports broadcasts boomers
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Nov 8, 2018 06:46
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Nov 8, 2018 07:08
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*waits in line for every Apple product launch*
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Nov 8, 2018 07:16
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World's top 5 smartphone manufacturers for Q3 2018 by units sold: 1) Swungus - 72.2 million 2) Molch - 52 million 3) Bribble - 46.9 million 4) Yancy - 34.3 million 5) Poopins - 29.9 million #1 WE DID IT BABY WOOO!!!!!
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Nov 8, 2018 07:27
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Following your favourite brands on social media and posting comments tagging friends when they post something.
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Nov 8, 2018 07:55
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I'm really into CEOs and their lifestyles and their opinions. I heard Swungus now has a female CEO. A stunning victory for feminism!
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Nov 8, 2018 07:57
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Angela Lansburial posted:I'm really into CEOs and their lifestyles and their opinions. I heard Swungus now has a female CEO. A stunning victory for feminism! For feminism AND Swungus.
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Nov 8, 2018 08:37
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tbqh I can understand people caring a company if: - they have used one of their products for years, or even rely on them for their own work and they know that all the competition's products are worthless trash : ie a carpenter that really likes his Phartz (tm) bandsaw and knows that the bandsaws made by Turjid(tm), Jackoff (r) or Pooopypants (c) are all worthless trash that will break down constantly and make a job take twice as long. - it's one of those last 5 companies on earth that still treat their employees like human beings or their family has worked for said company for generations. - you live somewhere where that company provides most of the jobs and the economy would be instantly ruined and thousands of people would lose their livelyhood if it went under. I mean obviously the answer is to nationalize that company but still. aside from that if you're one of those people who care way too much about Apple or Tesla or whatever the gently caress, you will be one of the fir... sec... those that eventually go against the wall when the revolution comes.
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Nov 8, 2018 10:58
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I've been wearing the same pajama pants since 2004 and I don't know the brand because they are Kung Fu uniform pants but they're comfy as gently caress. The elastic on the waist is worn out and they don't have pockets but I'll be damned if they aren't the best pajamas. Shout-out to whoever made these really good pants.
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Nov 8, 2018 11:16
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MAN I loving LOVE ENGAGING WITH BRANDS ONLINE!!!!!
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Nov 8, 2018 11:16
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Swungus fanboys are horrible people and I hate them for being stuck up assholes unlike myself. I will take to social media to fight the good fight
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Nov 8, 2018 11:56
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I gave the best years of my life to Sony in the console wars.
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Nov 8, 2018 12:18
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I enjoy going to Twitter to get absolutely destroyed by company accounts.
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Nov 8, 2018 12:24
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Nov 8, 2018 12:36
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Painfully investing my time into illustrating anime renditions of various fast food chain mascots.
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Nov 8, 2018 12:45
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Ten minutes before my big presentation to the store owner you encounter me in the employee restroom, staring intensely into the mirror. You witness me slip a finger under my collar and pull out a leather necklace, which holds what appears to be a small gold vial. I hold the vial to one nostril and give a quick sniff. From my dilated pupils and sudden aggressive energy (chest-beating and flexing) you assume the vial contains cocaine or some similar drug. But it is something far more potent: a sample of my favourite genius CEOs blood. I am a motherfucking innovator. I WILL nail this presentation. I WILL be promoted to assistant manager and I WILL be rewarded for upselling the most garlic bread the last two months running.
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Nov 8, 2018 13:15
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Utz for the pretzels. Hard sourdough, bizznitch.
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Nov 8, 2018 15:59
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im heavily invested in NVIDIA with my RTX 2080 Ti raytraced enabled life thanks yw
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Nov 8, 2018 16:15
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i am fully integrating my self into a corporation we are legion for our dollars are many
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Robin Williams posted:Not invested stock wise, I just really like particular brands and reading headlines like "Blorp Corporation unveils butt-phone as it tries to regain edge on AssCorp" Perhaps you are unaware, but corporations are our new gods. All praise Lord Walmart.
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Nov 8, 2018 16:29
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I spend thousands of dollars every year on Broogz products. You’re drat right I’m going to Defend My Purchase
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Nov 8, 2018 16:45
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He should have copied the floppy!
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Nov 8, 2018 16:50
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I'm the blonde woman looking on in surprise and dismay
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Nov 8, 2018 17:22
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Just fyi, sick to death of the Swungus fanboyism. Selling some more units doesn't make you right. Everyone knows Molch phones reflect more of the following ideas: freedom, justice, truth. Swungus can't hold a candle.
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Nov 8, 2018 17:58
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You hook them while they're young, so they keep coming back for more.
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Nov 8, 2018 18:00
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Yo this Ubik poo poo is lit
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Nov 8, 2018 18:07
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What does that kid want with so much Windows 95???
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I'm actually really glad Tesla bought the old Nissan manufacturing plant and hired a bunch of blue collar people and pays them really well plus benefits and poo poo. I absolutely live in Sodom and am close to Gommorah, so hate me as normal but I want Tesla to do really well. 
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Nov 8, 2018 18:41
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You know what's so great about those windows? There's 95 of them in every box.
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Nov 8, 2018 18:42
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a cyberpunk goose posted:Yo this Ubik poo poo is lit the best part of that book is when the ceo floats upside down and then blows up big trouble in Little china style DISCO KING posted:I'm actually really glad Tesla bought the old Nissan manufacturing plant and hired a bunch of blue collar people and pays them really well plus benefits and poo poo. I absolutely live in Sodom and am close to Gommorah, so hate me as normal but I want Tesla to do really well. yeah they pay them real well until musk decides their numbers are poo poo and shitcans an entire department.
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Nov 8, 2018 18:44
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Have you guys SEEN Bribble (BRBL) corp's Q3 earnings? My wife and I were both on the call. Really good energy. The CEO, Santo Whothefuck, really showed how the change last quarter to outsource IT has gotten rid of that bloated, outdated mess, letting the company soar!
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WatermelonGun posted:yeah they pay them real well until musk decides their numbers are poo poo and shitcans an entire department. The part where a car manufacturer... makes cars? Like, they might stop doing that and still be a company? 
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DISCO KING posted:The part where a car manufacturer... makes cars? Like, they might stop doing that and still be a company? I deal with tesla at my job. Only about 13% of the cars they make are street ready because *gasp* musk is a loving moron and takes it out on the little people. Please stop bootlicking your corporate overlord he’s not going to give you a free ride to space.
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Nov 8, 2018 19:56
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All the Swungus haters can get stuffed. Every one knows the higher the number the better, and guess who has the highest numbers, dirtbags!
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Nov 8, 2018 20:17
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Poopins has objectively the best product but the others are just better at marketing. It's a real shame, i can't see them keep this up much longer with sales being the way they are. People should take a stand against Molch's lovely business practices, i for one will never buy one of their widgets again even if the Poopins equivalent is a bit more expensive.
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NihilismNow posted:Poopins has objectively the best product but the others are just better at marketing. It's a real shame, i can't see them keep this up much longer with sales being the way they are. People should take a stand against Molch's lovely business practices, i for one will never buy one of their widgets again even if the Poopins equivalent is a bit more expensive.
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