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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Let's build a runway! In the Artic. On ice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPiL4RoGouw

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Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

priznat posted:

Autonomous motorcycle should just be some kind of yard chipper that people step into directly, same end result.

hey, there's a reason ER Docs call motorcycle riders "organ donors"

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Hermsgervørden posted:

Boeing with a safety bulletin after Lion Air Flight 610.

There’s been very little discussion of the crash ITT. I read that the aircraft was giving faulty airspeed indications on the previous flights, but Lion Air engineers cleared it to go. Faulty pitot?

Could it be that we've finally learned to lay off the wild speculation and wait until the investigation provides some real data?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Kilonum posted:

hey, there's a reason ER Docs call motorcycle riders "organ donors"

My cousin is a firefighter and has a lot of motorcycle fatality stories (often they arrive before the ambulance). Heads in helmets come off surprisingly regularly it seems. :stare:

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

Ola posted:

Not sure what's more American, keeping WW2 aircraft flying as a hobby or dispensing fake butter from a tap.

Well, considering that England also has hobbyists who keep WWII aircraft flying but probably don't have many fake butter taps I'm going to go with the fake butter from a tap.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Murgos posted:

Well, considering that England also has hobbyists who keep WWII aircraft flying but probably don't have many fake butter taps I'm going to go with the fake butter from a tap.

In England you get separate taps for hot and cold fake butter.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Chinese 747 failed to take off in Halifax





Nebakenezzer fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Nov 7, 2018

movax
Aug 30, 2008

The article seems to suggest it overran on landing; no fatalities which is always a good thing though.

Animal activist sabotage to save the lobsters? Pilot error? Maintenance oversight?

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

movax posted:

The article seems to suggest it overran on landing; no fatalities which is always a good thing though.

Animal activist sabotage to save the lobsters? Pilot error? Maintenance oversight?

Probably the latter two considering the country.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



movax posted:

The article seems to suggest it overran on landing; no fatalities which is always a good thing though.

Animal activist sabotage to save the lobsters? Pilot error? Maintenance oversight?

No such luck on the lobsters:

quote:

Airport spokesperson Theresa Rath Spicer said the Sky Lease Cargo plane coming from Chicago was making a scheduled landing to pick up live lobster and then fly to China, with a stop in Alaska along the way. Rath Spicer said the lobster was instead picked up by Gateway Aviation to be transported to its destination.

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer
so my friend says "Have you had lunch at the Flying Cowboy over in Douglas? No? OK let's go."

he mentioned that there was a "special project" being worked on at that airport, maybe we can take a look after lunch

there was a flyer



which was attached to something quite special indeed



1 of the 2 functional XP-82s still in existence.

We had a conversation with the pilot / project chief - he was in the process of changing the brake pucks because the ones currently fitted didn't work all that well until they got some heat in them - at which point it was too late

He was also waiting on a set of wheels. They commissioned new ones made out of aluminum because the magnesium originals burn too easily.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
So this would obviously take quite a bit of time to coordinate, but I was wondering if anyone would be interested in doing a Goon Tour to the Threat Training Facility (and perhaps the Thunderbirds museum) at Nellis AFB in Nevada. Unlike Edwards, which has a monthly tour, Nellis requires a group before their PAO will organize one. You need more than ten, but less than 40 people (presumably because that's the limit of their on-site bus). For those who aren't aware, the Threat Training Facility is colloquially-known as the "Petting Zoo," where you're allowed to touch and/or climb all over/inside a ton of nifty OpFor stuff: http://aviationphotodigest.com/nellis-threat-training-facility/

I'm willing to be the schmuck who organizes it, but I'd like to gauge interest first.

Foreign nationals are welcome, but it requires another layer of complexity (over simply getting to Vegas, that is).

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Nov 7, 2018

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
The petting zoo is very cool and worth a visit. And, you know, Vegas is right there if that’s your thing.

Rudest Buddhist
May 26, 2005

You only lose what you cling to, bitch.
Fun Shoe
I’d love to go. I’m local to SoCal. Let’s see what kind of interest you get.

Slo-Tek
Jun 8, 2001

WINDOWS 98 BEAT HIS FRIEND WITH A SHOVEL
Depending on timing, I might be in. Might also be looking to split a hotel room and rental.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

buttcrackmenace posted:

so my friend says "Have you had lunch at the Flying Cowboy over in Douglas? No? OK let's go."

he mentioned that there was a "special project" being worked on at that airport, maybe we can take a look after lunch

there was a flyer



which was attached to something quite special indeed



1 of the 2 functional XP-82s still in existence.

We had a conversation with the pilot / project chief - he was in the process of changing the brake pucks because the ones currently fitted didn't work all that well until they got some heat in them - at which point it was too late

He was also waiting on a set of wheels. They commissioned new ones made out of aluminum because the magnesium originals burn too easily.

Holy poo poo! I had no idea there were any of those left! That's amazing for you! Thank you for sharing.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
I'd imagine they plan on recouping at least some of the refurbishment cost by offering rides in the other cockpit.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Is that the XP-82 from this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQP0IHH3FTs

SeaborneClink
Aug 27, 2010

MAWP... MAWP!

BIG HEADLINE posted:

So this would obviously take quite a bit of time to coordinate, but I was wondering if anyone would be interested in doing a Goon Tour to the Threat Training Facility (and perhaps the Thunderbirds museum) at Nellis AFB in Nevada. Unlike Edwards, which has a monthly tour, Nellis requires a group before their PAO will organize one. You need more than ten, but less than 40 people (presumably because that's the limit of their on-site bus). For those who aren't aware, the Threat Training Facility is colloquially-known as the "Petting Zoo," where you're allowed to touch and/or climb all over/inside a ton of nifty OpFor stuff: http://aviationphotodigest.com/nellis-threat-training-facility/

I'm willing to be the schmuck who organizes it, but I'd like to gauge interest first.

Foreign nationals are welcome, but it requires another layer of complexity (over simply getting to Vegas, that is).

I'm definitely down, one for sure a 2nd is a strong possibility.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
Yeah, I'm looking at a timeline of setting this up of late May at the earliest, and September/October at the latest. They specifically say on the information page that they won't hold tours from 6/1 to 8/31 because of the summer heat.

Also, I just noticed this:

Groups are responsible for their own transportation (individual vehicles or caravanning is not allowed) and making all other arrangements outside the formal tour (e.g. if tour includes a lunch stop).
A maximum of 1 bus per tour.


I'm thinking this means "get your own bus." GOONBUS! :honk:

Again, this'll take some coordination, but I'm sure I can pull it off.

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Nov 8, 2018

SeaborneClink
Aug 27, 2010

MAWP... MAWP!
Maybe they mean fly in? :ohdear: Can we combine bobafett to TDY a goon V-22 :gizz:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I would settle for Janet.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

SeaborneClink posted:

Maybe they mean fly in? :ohdear: Can we combine bobafett to TDY a goon V-22 :gizz:

(ear protection required)

I already found and sent a pricing query to a bus company out there that evidently has a DoD contract, which I'd imagine would make certification through Nellis' PAO easier. They offer 15-20 person airport shuttle-type busses and 40-50+ person motor coaches. I kind of shudder to think what the latter would cost for ~6-8 hours of use.

I also don't know if there are any Nellis goons - I'm sure there are, but when I inquired a while back in the Air Force thread, I got no bites, and I'm not going to bug someone into having to worry about their careers if someone they vouched for runs amok on the base and gets arrested.

Oh, that's the other thing - Edwards did a full NCIC background check for their tour, and I'd imagine Nellis would want the same.

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Nov 8, 2018

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
The only ones I'm aware of (there are probably others) are contractors, which doesn't help.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





BIG HEADLINE posted:

I'm willing to be the schmuck who organizes it, but I'd like to gauge interest first.

I would love to do this, but unfortunately I won't be able to participate unless it falls beyond your current timeline. Great idea and I hope you get a great group for this!

charliemonster42
Sep 14, 2005


BIG HEADLINE posted:

So this would obviously take quite a bit of time to coordinate, but I was wondering if anyone would be interested in doing a Goon Tour to the Threat Training Facility (and perhaps the Thunderbirds museum) at Nellis AFB in Nevada. Unlike Edwards, which has a monthly tour, Nellis requires a group before their PAO will organize one. You need more than ten, but less than 40 people (presumably because that's the limit of their on-site bus). For those who aren't aware, the Threat Training Facility is colloquially-known as the "Petting Zoo," where you're allowed to touch and/or climb all over/inside a ton of nifty OpFor stuff: http://aviationphotodigest.com/nellis-threat-training-facility/

I'm willing to be the schmuck who organizes it, but I'd like to gauge interest first.

Foreign nationals are welcome, but it requires another layer of complexity (over simply getting to Vegas, that is).

I'm definitely interested but am currently not a US national, although according to USCIS that will not be the case by February 2019. Not sure how that works with the timing of everything.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
Foreign nationals were welcome at Edwards and simply used their passports (there were two of them). I'd imagine instead of a NCIC check, they'd go through Interpol, which would likely take a little longer. Supposedly so long as you're confirmed 30 days in advance, it should be fine, but you'd better believe I'd make sure for you so there'd be no surprises.

I'm not even going to contact Nellis until I can figure out a good day for it that doesn't conflict with any big conferences or events in Vegas or any events at Nellis, and until we've enough people with enough of a margin to still stay above the minimum of ten. So no to Memorial Day Weekend, even if it'd be convenient. Nellis occasionally has an air show over the Memorial Day Weekend, and the base will be a madhouse.

And I'm eying mid-to-late May (17th or the 24th) of next year at the earliest, and September/October at the latest, because they don't give tours from 6/1-8/31 because of Nevada's summer temperatures.

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Nov 8, 2018

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
May is usually pretty busy. Not sure how that particular week looks.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Godholio posted:

May is usually pretty busy. Not sure how that particular week looks.

Probably September or October, then. I figure six months is the bare minimum of time to get something like this organized and locked down. I'm taking down the profile links of everyone who says they're interested, so even if forum names change I'll have a record.

Going to have to resist the temptation to say we're all from a "dead gay internet comedy forum" when they ask what the group is.

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Nov 8, 2018

KodiakRS
Jul 11, 2012

:stonk:

Hermsgervørden posted:

Boeing with a safety bulletin after Lion Air Flight 610.

There’s been very little discussion of the crash ITT. I read that the aircraft was giving faulty airspeed indications on the previous flights, but Lion Air engineers cleared it to go. Faulty pitot?

Faulty Angle of Attack sensor. A stall doesn't occur due to low airspeed, it occurs due to the critical angle of attack being exceeded. Despite this being hammered into the head of every student pilot ever it's still a thing the industry doesn't really grok. High AoA cues and the stick shaker activation point are both typically displayed on the airspeed indicator which leads to confusion about the aerodynamic state of the airplane in the event of either of the systems failing. In AF 447 the pilots ignored stall warnings that were real because they assumed they were erroneous do to their failed airspeed information. Here it looks like the lion air pilots may have assumed their airspeed was wrong (it still may have been, we don't know yet) and tried to recover from an erroneous stall indication made worse by the airplane continuing to trim nose down to reduce the AoA.

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit
To be fair things break on airplanes all the time and the plane will continue flying perfectly safe and normal, so when something erroneous happens it’s easy to write it off as part of the failed system, especially when other systems appear to be fine, like the airspeed in 447 and now maybe the AoA with this flight. The sound and feel (if there even is real feel, most control feel is artificial) of a large transport category aircraft when it’s slow is very subtle and is nothing like the pronounced feel of a Cessna. I’m not saying it’s right, but human factors are a hell of a thing.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



BIG HEADLINE posted:

So this would obviously take quite a bit of time to coordinate, but I was wondering if anyone would be interested in doing a Goon Tour to the Threat Training Facility (and perhaps the Thunderbirds museum) at Nellis AFB in Nevada. Unlike Edwards, which has a monthly tour, Nellis requires a group before their PAO will organize one. You need more than ten, but less than 40 people (presumably because that's the limit of their on-site bus). For those who aren't aware, the Threat Training Facility is colloquially-known as the "Petting Zoo," where you're allowed to touch and/or climb all over/inside a ton of nifty OpFor stuff: http://aviationphotodigest.com/nellis-threat-training-facility/

I'm willing to be the schmuck who organizes it, but I'd like to gauge interest first.

Foreign nationals are welcome, but it requires another layer of complexity (over simply getting to Vegas, that is).

I'm interested in this.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

BIG HEADLINE posted:

So this would obviously take quite a bit of time to coordinate, but I was wondering if anyone would be interested in doing a Goon Tour to the Threat Training Facility (and perhaps the Thunderbirds museum) at Nellis AFB in Nevada. Unlike Edwards, which has a monthly tour, Nellis requires a group before their PAO will organize one. You need more than ten, but less than 40 people (presumably because that's the limit of their on-site bus). For those who aren't aware, the Threat Training Facility is colloquially-known as the "Petting Zoo," where you're allowed to touch and/or climb all over/inside a ton of nifty OpFor stuff: http://aviationphotodigest.com/nellis-threat-training-facility/

I'm willing to be the schmuck who organizes it, but I'd like to gauge interest first.

Foreign nationals are welcome, but it requires another layer of complexity (over simply getting to Vegas, that is).

I am extremely interested in this.

Acethomas
Sep 21, 2004

NHL 1451 684 773 1457

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Probably September or October, then. I figure six months is the bare minimum of time to get something like this organized and locked down. I'm taking down the profile links of everyone who says they're interested, so even if forum names change I'll have a record.

Going to have to resist the temptation to say we're all from a "dead gay internet comedy forum" when they ask what the group is.

I'm also a socal local and am super interested in this as long as I'm in town.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Re: Lion Air incident, Boeing has issued an emergency AD, 3 day compliance, for modified flight ops procedures due to the speed control system causing uncontrolled nose down due to erroneous AoA readings (that's not a direct quote so don't shoot the messenger if it's not 100% exactly correct).

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

For the max series only? That’s a huge fuckup

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


hobbesmaster posted:

For the max series only? That’s a huge fuckup

Don't know the extent, treat what I said as hearsay because I'm not on the 737 group emails, it's just what I've heard from my colleagues who have seen the details. I'll try and get a little more info tomorrow.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

737-8 and 737-9 models.


quote:

(e) Unsafe Condition

This AD was prompted by analysis performed by the manufacturer showing that if an erroneously high single angle of attack (AOA) sensor input is received by the flight control system,
there is a potential for repeated nose-down trim commands of the horizontal stabilizer. We are issuing
this AD to address this potential resulting nose-down trim, which could cause the flight crew to have
difficulty controlling the airplane, and lead to excessive nose-down attitude, significant altitude loss,
and possible impact with terrain.

http://rgl.faa.gov/Regulatory_and_Guidance_Library/rgad.nsf/AOCADSearch/83EC7F95F3E5BFBD8625833E0070A070?OpenDocument

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
“...could cause the flight crew to have difficulty controlling the airplane, and lead to excessive nose-down attitude, significant altitude loss, and possible impact with terrain.”

That is some :discourse: corporate speak.

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AzureSkys
Apr 27, 2003

I'm not sure that it's a screw up with the system design itself, but more a lack of training or understanding of what to do when something goes wrong with it. So the procedure is being emphasized through the SB and AD. The high AoA indication can cause automatic nose down pitching, but can be corrected by control column input and cutting out the system. Who knows yet exactly what all went on, though.
https://www.seattletimes.com/business/boeing-aerospace/faa-follows-boeings-737-safety-alert-with-an-emergency-directive/

quote:

The FAA directive tells operators that the false AOA reading can create a cascade of false indications on the flight deck that may confuse the flight crew.

These include a continuous or intermittent shaking of the control column and a low-speed indication, both suggesting the plane is approaching a stall; increasing nose-down control forces, which the pilot must pull strenuously back on the control column to counteract; and warning lights indicating false airspeed and altitude readings.

Ferhm said that a “runaway trim” scenario, in which an automated system is moving the flight-control surfaces the wrong way, “is something you train for in every aircraft.”

“It’s one of the most common situations you have,” he said. “You train for it and learn to shut down the system.”

Still, he said, he wouldn’t jump to blaming the pilots. He said the flight pattern of the Lion Air jet suggests “they had hell up there” as they struggled to control the plane.

“The aircraft was throwing them curveballs all the time. Why they didn’t cut out the automatic trim system, we don’t know. Somehow, they didn’t hit the cutout switches. We need more information. We need to listen to the voice recorders to learn why these pilots were so stressed,” Ferhm said.

This popped up in my feed and seemed sorta similar, maybe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cSh_Wo_mcY
https://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/the-untold-story-of-qf72-what-happens-when-psycho-automation-leaves-pilots-powerless-20170511-gw26ae.html

And this just happened, though entirely pilot error. Unexpected nose downs must be quite intense.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-46137445
"Plane drops 500ft in 18 seconds after error"

AzureSkys fucked around with this message at 09:23 on Nov 9, 2018

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