So whats is YOUR preferred chewing gum?

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Shitty Wizard: Jan 2, 2013; ASK ME WHY
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Personally I usually get Bubble Tape though sometimes I get grape Bubblicious.

Disclaimer - I don't nor have I ever worked for Big Gum, Little Gum, Indie Gum, nor have I produced any illegal chewing gum.

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Robin Williams: Aug 11, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Nicobate

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Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

JUICY FRUIT BIIIIIITCH

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Vaginal Vagrant: Jan 12, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Chaw.

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Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

I've been loyal to extra whitening gum for over a decade. There are always a couple of bottles hanging around my car and house. I'm sure it will eventually be proven to be highly carcinogenic but nothing else has the sharp chemical mint flavour I crave.

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mynameisbatman: Oct 3, 2008

It used to be fingernails but I quit biting them and now they look good. :allears:

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Local Weather: Feb 12, 2005; Don't worry, I'll give you a sign. The sign will be that life is awesome

5 gum Cobalt

It's like gum from a teen dystopian novel

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jimmyjams: Jan 10, 2001; King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

chewing gunt

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ass: Sep 22, 2011; Young Orc

Moon Atari posted:

I've been loyal to extra whitening gum for over a decade. There are always a couple of bottles hanging around my car and house. I'm sure it will eventually be proven to be highly carcinogenic but nothing else has the sharp chemical mint flavour I crave.

Been chewing those for years and my teeth are still piss yellow. They�re good and minty though.

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signalnoise: Mar 7, 2008; i was told my old av was distracting

Blow Pops

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Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

rear end posted:

Been chewing those for years and my teeth are still piss yellow. They’re good and minty though.

Stop drinking piss then

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Ben Smash: Aug 22, 2005; LARDROOM; Grimey Drawer

I always thought zebra stripe would be tasty but, alas, it lost flavor in a matter of seconds. This was the day, as a child, that I learned what betrayal truly meant.

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gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Circumcision offcuts

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Pound_Coin: Feb 5, 2004; �

big red but they dont sell them here anymore

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Tane: Feb 27, 2005

Cigarettes and heroin

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

rear end

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FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

cud

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El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

Orbits, mostly sweet mint flavor but sometimes spearmint

Juicy fruit was great as a kid, not sure if I�d enjoy it now

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SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Juicy Fruit is the worst gum. Sure it has the best flavor, but it lasts 10 seconds then it's gone.

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Edgar Allan Pwned: Apr 4, 2011; Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

Extra. it looses flavor the quickest but is best for bubble blowing and why else do you chew gun if not to pop it constantly

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SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

Local Weather posted:

5 gum Cobalt

It's like gum from a teen dystopian novel

To this day I have a hard time believing 5 is actually sugar free

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gey muckle mowser: Aug 5, 2003; Do you know anything about...
witches?; Buglord

peppermint orbit

edit: chewing some now OP

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Bodhidharma: Jul 2, 2011; "virgin no more! virgin no more!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

Big Red is where it's at. I also chew a caffeinated Japanese gum called Black Black.

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Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

That creepy little red dude was full of poo poo, Chiclets never did come back into style

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Bold Robot: Jan 6, 2009; Be brave.

Dentyne Ice

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SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

Phy posted:

That creepy little red dude was full of poo poo, Chiclets never did come back into style

Chiclets died so that kids could be confused by the name "chiclet style keyboard" just like they are the save icon

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WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

cock

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

lovely Wizard posted:

Personally I usually get Bubble Tape though sometimes I get grape Bubblicious.

Disclaimer - I don't nor have I ever worked for Big Gum, Little Gum, Indie Gum, nor have I produced any illegal chewing gum.

what are you like 12 years old?

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Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

As an adult I never buy gum because what is the point but I remember big league chew being delicious as a child

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Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

foreskins

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El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

I swallow 90% of the chewing gum I put in my mouth.

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Torquemada: Oct 21, 2010; Drei GlÃ¤ser

Whatever I find under the bus seat.

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Jenny Agutter: Mar 18, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

what are you like 12 years old?

Bubble tape flavor lasts a shockingly long time

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Neutrino: Mar 8, 2006; Fallen Rib

Devils Affricate posted:

As an adult I never buy gum because what is the point but I remember big league chew being delicious as a child

Sometimes when I have to talk to other people (this happens sometimes) I don't want my rancid goon breath from making them want to run away. So I stick a minty piece of gum in my mouth to make it smell better.

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Ohyesitsme: Apr 12, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

Are we not differentiating between bubble gum and chewing gum?
Bubble gum is for kids, chewing gum is a breath freshener/something to chew on. I'm with the Wrigleys Extra White gang.

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William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

Mintaburst but it's gone, gone

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

the big cup of mentos that i keep in my car. no wrappers so no trash all over the car and you can keep an extra empty container in the car for small trash or spent gum or whatever

# ? Nov 8, 2018 22:37

Ohyesitsme: Apr 12, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

Chinatown posted:

the big cup of mentos that i keep in my car. no wrappers so no trash all over the car and you can keep an extra empty container in the car for small trash or spent gum or whatever

Mentos are a chewy mint candy, not gum. You are disqualified.

# ? Nov 8, 2018 22:45

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Ohyesitsme posted:

Mentos are a chewy mint candy, not gum. You are disqualified.

get dunked bitch

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Ohyesitsme: Apr 12, 2018; by Nyc_Tattoo

Granted. But you are disqualified in the UK and Ireland.

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