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null_pointer posted:
This, but it was my grandmother and nobody had the heart to tell her. She eventually figured it out on her own.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I think a Chinese person telling me about something that happens in China while she and I are living in China probably has more weight than 'some guy I know," but okay, if you really want to be lovely to me about it, good luck and I hope you find what you are looking for! Bro this is the chinese equivalent of “people put meth in your halloween candy” tho
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Captain Monkey posted:This, but it was my grandmother and nobody had the heart to tell her. She eventually figured it out on her own.
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camgirl fangirl posted:Bro this is the chinese equivalent of “people put meth in your halloween candy” tho this is one of those stupid things that always makes me wonder how it ends up on the lovely local news every year. weed's expensive as poo poo, i'm not gonna waste it by mixing it in with the snickers bars i'm trying to give out to your little turds until AFTER nobody stops by the house and i get to eat all the candy myself
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I trust your boss as much as I trust Americans who think an undercover cop has to tell you they're a cop if you ask Oh good we were waiting to hear how this affected you
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Solice Kirsk posted:So do they just not go to jail for killing people with cars or...? They're not so different than us after all!
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camgirl fangirl posted:Bro this is the chinese equivalent of “people put meth in your halloween candy” tho My dad was told pretty much immediately and dgaf. Still does it. Edit: I mean the meth in the Halloween candy.
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Silly Newbie posted:My dad was told pretty much immediately and dgaf. Still does it. Oh word? What’s your dad’s address? I gotta stop off at his place next year if he’s just giving meth away
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The 'Replace a word in a famous quote with penis' thread in gbs is so wildly dumb it pushes through to cool and funny then back to dumb, on to even dumber for a bit then back to hilariousSeXReX posted:(in the style of the sega bootup sound)
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Kitfox88 posted:this is one of those stupid things that always makes me wonder how it ends up on the lovely local news every year. weed's expensive as poo poo, i'm not gonna waste it by mixing it in with the snickers bars i'm trying to give out to your little turds until AFTER nobody stops by the house and i get to eat all the candy myself American media is predicated on spreading fear, op.
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camgirl fangirl posted:Bro this is the chinese equivalent of “people put meth in your halloween candy” tho My dad was told pretty much immediately and dgaf. Still does it. Edit: I mean backing over people.
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Minor derail about art in the funny/awful graphs thread becomes magical:ToxicSlurpee posted:The major turning point where artistic standards quit existing was dadaism around wwi anyway. And that's a good thing. As much as there are people that hate modern art you really cant effectively set rules. Soon as you do somebody, somewhere will find a way to color outside the lines. Jay Rust posted:A graph can be Art ToxicSlurpee posted:Yes but can art be a graph?
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also, forgot to quote this:Trig Discipline posted:this is one of the all-time great wyrbot posts axolotl farmer posted:If you’re a dog, why not both?
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Lol at the goon trying to defend the "me Chinese" joke format though Mine was mockery of a racist element in an otherwise interesting OP, delivered in such a way as to derail an ugly and unproductive argument. It worked well in context but then the argument was replicated here without my wise but gentle guiding hand to steer the hapless masses away from the rocks of serious posting to calmer shitposting seas.
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Moon Atari posted:Mine was mockery of a racist element in an otherwise interesting OP, delivered in such a way as to derail an ugly and unproductive argument. It worked well in context but then the argument was replicated here without my wise but gentle guiding hand to steer the hapless masses away from the rocks of serious posting to calmer shitposting seas. Fwiw I thought it was funny and it didn't bother me, but that's me The idea of trying to defend it though, now that's a lol
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Karate Bastard posted:Can't wait for goons to pbf the poo poo out of this one Double Punctuation posted:If Christ wasn’t born yet, why would you yell that during sex? Volcott posted:It's the second coming hth.
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rodbeard posted:Do you ever wonder what Garfield's boy pussy smells like?
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Context: Overwatchpeer posted:I'd love to see black woman #1 before we get robot #4 or white woman #8 personally Kaysette posted:Not a hero and has barely been mentioned since Orisa dropped. teagone posted:Yeah but having a kid killing seems a bit Max Awfuls posted:Make Efi only playable in an American school map so it doesn't make it weird that children are getting shot at. 
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Karate Bastard posted:I found this amazing forklift meme the other week but I forgot to post it here. There was this girl making the proper ribkid face all like "when she sees how good you are at fulfilling OSHA 525Y2 regulations for safe forklift operation" Sponge Baathist posted:
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Kitfox88 posted:this is one of those stupid things that always makes me wonder how it ends up on the lovely local news every year. weed's expensive as poo poo, i'm not gonna waste it by mixing it in with the snickers bars i'm trying to give out to your little turds until AFTER nobody stops by the house and i get to eat all the candy myself The whole razors/needles/drugs in candy thing seems to have started after a case in Texas where a poison Pixie Stix, I believe, killed a little boy. As it turns out, though, the boy's own father did it for the insurance money. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Clark_O%27Bryan
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Moon Atari posted:Mine was mockery of a racist element in an otherwise interesting OP, delivered in such a way as to derail an ugly and unproductive argument. It worked well in context but then the argument was replicated here without my wise but gentle guiding hand to steer the hapless masses away from the rocks of serious posting to calmer shitposting seas. I thought it was funny and saw it as making fun of the van guy and his racist point of view fwiw. I actually read the thread though so 
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Randaconda posted:The whole razors/needles/drugs in candy thing seems to have started after a case in Texas where a poison Pixie Stix, I believe, killed a little boy. As it turns out, though, the boy's own father did it for the insurance money.
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for what purpose would someone take a life insurance policy out on a child if they weren't planning to murder them
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ah gently caress, now that my small child is dead how will I ever be able to afford not having to buy them food and clothes and poo poo
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My child is dead, but at least I can afford heroin to take the edge off
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Crocoswine posted:for what purpose would someone take a life insurance policy out on a child if they weren't planning to murder them My parents took some wierd insurance/savings thing out on me, when I hit 18 I got it and could either cash out for some cash or let it mature on interest and get more money later. I guess their brilliant plan went sideways because they never succeeded in killing me.
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Yeah mine just pay for my accident insurance because they are really uptight about parental responsibility, which is cool by me.
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doverhog posted:My child is dead, but at least I can afford heroin to take the edge off Idgaf about socialism and poo poo but heroin should be a free choice open to anyone. We need universal heroin in this country.
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You take out life insurance on a kid because: 1. People are horrible and the unthinkable might happen. 2. The younger you are when you first get life insurance the cheaper it is for your whole life. Like $10/month cheap. 3. They can cash it in for college and stuff when they grow up. It still feels weird AF when I renew it yearly though.
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Just lol if you think I had any sort of insurance as a child, just lol. My parents wish they'd thought of killing me.
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doverhog posted:My child is dead, but at least I can afford heroin to take the edge off Next Zaurg thread title?
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Funerals are pretty expensive, guys.
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My parents did the same thing, insurance on my sister and I, cashed out at 18 to pay for college. I didn't know it was this common, though.
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Clitch posted:Funerals are pretty expensive, guys. Just roll me into a ditch and throw my harddrives into a furnace. That's all I ask for mine
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Yeah it's potentially a good thing to do if you, like, actually have money. Many forms of life insurance are basically a needlessly morbid savings account.
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Vorkosigan posted:My parents did the same thing, insurance on my sister and I, cashed out at 18 to pay for college. I didn't know it was this common, though. Sir Lemming posted:Yeah it's potentially a good thing to do if you, like, actually have money. Many forms of life insurance are basically a needlessly morbid savings account.
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Whole life insurance on children is stupidly inexpensive and everyone should have it on their kids. I pay for policies for my niece and nephew so they'll have around $20k in cash value when they turn 18.
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Can the parent take the life insurance money for themselves without the child knowing anything about it when they get 18?
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Sininu posted:Can the parent take the life insurance money for themselves without the child knowing anything about it when they get 18? If you kill the kid before then, sure
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