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Seriously. I apologise for anything I have posted trying to be positive and all that crap. Maybe just jack off or finger your bean or whatever. Sorry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBwDz8ml6V0 Robin Williams fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Nov 9, 2018 |
# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:15 |
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Masturbation is a sin OP, I would never disgrace my body as such
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:16 |
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i told you guys i was hardcore
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:17 |
I would plan on it but just feel weird and quit after the first time I finished and go back to playing Red Dead and ignoring my responsibilities.
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:20 |
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i'm pretty sure that's what most of us are doing OP
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:26 |
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the mind is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:26 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPXjMsYjL40 Edit: Changed to the one with more Patricia Morrison (goddess) Robin Williams fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Nov 9, 2018 |
# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:27 |
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Yeah, yeah I have op.
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:31 |
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Masturbation is good at the time but am I supposed to just edge all day? I have stuff to do!
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:32 |
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considered? it's my sole dream in life and let me tell you, dreams really do come true
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:33 |
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Wait until chafing shatters your illusions, OP.
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:34 |
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Consider, anyone who has masturbated to death wouldn't be able to respond. I think that means everyone who doesn't post as already succeeded.
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:47 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXX3csNPC-U
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:50 |
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This guy gets is
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:52 |
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imo build yourself a mechanism or pay off some folks to keep masturbatknf you after you die so your afterlife is also filled w/ masturbation
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:54 |
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Would you die of dehydration or exhaustion first?
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:58 |
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nullEntityRNG posted:Would you die of dehydration or exhaustion first? Why wouldnt you have acess to drinks? where do you jack off, on a desert island so your mum doesnt walk in?
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 20:03 |
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LETS ALL JERK OURSELVES OFF TO DEATH!!!!
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 20:04 |
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Robin Williams posted:Seriously. I think anyone who considers this will reconsider when their poo poo starts bleeding.
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 20:05 |
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Not all of us have your style, Mr. Carradine.
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 20:07 |
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Blazing Ownager posted:I think anyone who considers this will reconsider when their poo poo starts bleeding. im gonna get you in the pool and do that thing with my legs around your neck and hold you under til you cry
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 20:12 |
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all these things, lost. like tears in a pool
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 20:13 |
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Jose Mengelez posted:all these things, lost. like piss in a pool
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 20:16 |
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Thanks for the youtube link OP
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 20:28 |
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Just lol if you're not masturbating right now.
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 20:29 |
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the billy idol song "dancing with myself" is about jackin it
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 20:32 |
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Remember when Robin Williams died and everyone was sad? What I'm trying to say is gas thread ban op.
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 20:57 |
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masturabting
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 21:01 |
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juuuuuust jackin it
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 21:05 |
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I’m saving up all my loads, sorry op
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 21:06 |
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loading up on ZMA for ropey loads
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 21:07 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Remember when Robin Williams died and everyone was sad?
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 21:08 |
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Cubone posted:I'm still kind of sad tbh same
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 21:13 |
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Cubone posted:I'm still kind of sad tbh At least he died doing what he loved (masturbating and hating himself)
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 21:20 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Remember when Robin Williams died and everyone was sad? What I'm trying to say is gas thread ban op. It's kinda funny in that the conspiracy theory is that Robin Williams died following this thread's title, but he had people cover it up for him (whereas Carradine didn't).
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Cubone posted:I'm still kind of sad tbh Agreed, but how's that related to robin Williams?
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 21:25 |
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I mean that's what I'm doing so yes
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 21:26 |
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I think about dying every time I jerk it.
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 21:27 |
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I want to die j/o'in with my face in some fat chicks rear end.
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 21:28 |
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Waltzing Along posted:I think about dying every time I jerk it.
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