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Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



finally, not just socialism for guys in their twenties with beards and small round metal glasses, now it’s for dumb folks too

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WorkerThread
Feb 15, 2012

Uranium posted:

finally, not just socialism for guys in their twenties with beards and small round metal glasses, now it’s for dumb folks too

hell yeah

selec
Sep 6, 2003

Socialism, but for the dummies. We’ll call it “sharing”.

Serf
May 5, 2011


Rhesus Pieces posted:

Is it really that difficult to translate Marx or socialist philosophy/economics into accessible language, or does nobody want to do it for some reason?

Capitalists: owners of the means of production rich greedy business owners who make your work life hell and have the government by the balls

Socialism: social ownership of the means of production increased worker power over rich greedy capitalists to make your life easier and happier

Follow Stav’s advice and make Socialism For Dumb People

hell yeah. i'm dumb as hell and marx makes total sense to me. its not hard to see that the dude is right because poo poo has just gotten worse in the ways he talks about

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Listen to street fight if you need help figuring out how to talk about work with normal people. I also thought the work chapter of the chapo book was really good.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

A dispatch from Dickeye:

Dickeye, to me, on Twitter posted:

tell that weirdo in the bad Chapo thread that keeps preaching liberalism that upstate [NY - ed. note] is full of broke fucks who want leftism signed an upstate weirdo tia

Like we are absolutely a hell pit of chuds but there's a whole lot of them that if you broke it down and didn't say socialism they'd be like what you mean I'm not being murdered by the rich sign me up

I Before E fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Nov 11, 2018

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here

I Before E posted:

A dispatch from Dickeye:

is there a good chapo thread?

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Stringent posted:

is there a good chapo thread?

This is the good Chapo thread. The other thread, that one's bad.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Stringent posted:

is there a good chapo thread?

There's one that talks about cum town a lot, that's someone's definition of good

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I Before E posted:

There's one that talks about cum town a lot, that's someone's definition of good

That’s the Red Scare thread

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

I Before E posted:

There's one that talks about cum town a lot, that's someone's definition of good

A cupcake and a candy bar.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Jonas Albrecht posted:

This is the good Chapo thread. The other thread, that one's bad.

What? Noooooooo. gently caress no, dude!

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I Before E posted:

There's one that talks about cum town a lot, that's someone's definition of good

Fuckin thousand island stare

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Forty jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!
Quadruple deck fuckin burgers

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Rhesus Pieces posted:

Is it really that difficult to translate Marx or socialist philosophy/economics into accessible language, or does nobody want to do it for some reason?

Capitalists: owners of the means of production rich greedy business owners who make your work life hell and have the government by the balls

Socialism: social ownership of the means of production increased worker power over rich greedy capitalists to make your life easier and happier

Follow Stav’s advice and make Socialism For Dumb People

As the great Tuco once said. If you work for a living, why kill yourself working.

Human Tornada
Mar 4, 2005

I been wantin to see a honkey dance.

Kobayashi posted:

You're taking this poo poo way too seriously.

When you realize the other person has a pretty good point.

Satchel and Trunk
Nov 4, 2008
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poo poo on company time.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Satchel and Trunk posted:

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poo poo on company time.

But enough about posting at work

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

Jonas Albrecht posted:

This is the good Chapo thread. The other thread, that one's bad.

Both are the good threads, but this is the good titled thread

I wish their merch used this instead of Speed Boat Dope 666

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
I missed it but big ups to my man who was arguing it's more important to try to peel off people who hate you than it is to rally your base and engage the legions of voters who don't have anyone to get behind like the good lib he is

Edir also the poo poo about upstate ny being too racist to vote for leftists is bullshit, I grew up partly in a poorer development outside Syracuse and partly in loving Fulton, the Florida of New York, and there's plenty of folks that would totally be down with socialism if you never said that word, they've just fallen for the lie that it's them against The Minorities instead of everyone against the bosses

We don't have to get more racist, we have to meet these people where they live and be like goddamn poo poo sucks maybe let's fix that in language they speak and not by talking about tax credits and data centers and poo poo

"It's bullshit that you have to work three jobs isn't it? Let's loving fight for the minimum wage to go up so they have to actually pay you a fair amount for the work you do, then you can spend time with your kids more than once a month" bam look at that easy pitch

loving moron

BENGHAZI 2 fucked around with this message at 07:34 on Nov 12, 2018

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here
Wait, you mean "I care more about my odds of reelection than your access to healthcare." isn't a rallying cry?

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Breadallelogram posted:

Listen to street fight if you need help figuring out how to talk about work with normal people. I also thought the work chapter of the chapo book was really good.

I'd also add Trillbilly Workers Party to this list.

CaptainJuan
Oct 15, 2008

Thick. Juicy. Tender.

Imagine cutting into a Barry White Song.
https://www.fredericksburg.com/salute-to-veterans-a-d/collection_4fed8656-d945-11e8-84a6-932bb7a361fd.html#4

E: gently caress they removed it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/9w6gpi/my_local_paper_honored_lt_biederman_in_print/

Thompsons
Aug 28, 2008

Ask me about onklunk extraction.
What's the deal with that picture, is it just some guy who looks exactly like Felix or what

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
it is army first lieutenant biederman

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Thompsons posted:

What's the deal with that picture, is it just some guy who looks exactly like Felix or what

It is Felix.

From the election night 2016 show.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


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The Left Can't Meme

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Felix is barely on anymore, what the hell is he doing

The Crotch
Oct 16, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
He's on an op.

EDIT: He actually has a very good excuse for this one: https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1062087810272976896

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

He's transcending mortality; too busy becoming a gamer boi #FortniteGawd to trifle with the degenerate mewling of politics like us cucks

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Maybe two weeks ago Jon Bois posted that the MMA doc with Felix was about a month away so might be busy with the final touches on that.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

KingNastidon posted:

The Democratic Party can be comprised of more leftist folks without making GBS threads on the necessary middle to achieve real-world results. As much as you want to bemoan centrist Libs and Pelosi becoming speaker again, the lived reality is that Democrats control the house and have significant power.
Yes, we are living in the bold new Democratic Era of one week ago.

One of the most baffling and infuriating things about liberals is that they have no political memory or sense of history.

One of the ironies of always having to be the smartest guy in the room is that your opinions end up hinging on consensus.

DoubleDonut posted:

Like, there is no "necessary middle" that is needed for real-world results because people who actually believe in the tenets of centrism/liberalism are a tiny minority compared to people who probably think of themselves as "somewhere in the middle" because it instinctually seems more reasonable to be "in the middle" but would also be totally okay with left-wing policies that actually made their lives better
Devoted centrist shitheads make up a very visible fraction of celebrity talk show hosts and non-celebrity Twitter users which can really skew your perceptions if you're Online.

Stringent posted:

I'm always amazed at people who can still carry water for the "politically realistic" camp after 2016.
I am a little weary of said centrists tell me, with varying tones of either smugness or shrill affected desperation, that this car that just crashed into a tree, exploded, and is now in flames is the only vehicle for getting the left into power. Especially now that they can point and exclaim about the flames dying down.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
I have not heard "Seine" pronounced as "see-enn" before.

Also, Will might have said "nucular", but I'm not going back to check.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

prefect posted:

I have not heard "Seine" pronounced as "see-enn" before.

Also, Will might have said "nucular", but I'm not going back to check.

Everyone made fun of Bush for saying nucular but it’s actually pretty common

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Nukuler is now entirely intentional affectation put on to mock those who unironically say it that way.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

prefect posted:

I have not heard "Seine" pronounced as "see-enn" before.

Also, Will might have said "nucular", but I'm not going back to check.

It's supposed to rhyme with the number ten, right?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

It's supposed to rhyme with the number ten, right?

I'm not actually sure. I've also heard it as "sayne".

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
Wikipedia says the “ei” is like the “a” in “face” so it’s “sayn”

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Jan 9, 2011





emdash posted:

Wikipedia says the “ei” is like the “a” in “face” so it’s “sayn”

Sayan?

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