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FUJOSHI! Dirty Rotten Shippers! is the working title for the hot new prototype by Meltwater designer and raving malcontent Erin Lee Escobedo, aka yr gal pal Gutter Owl! FUJOSHI! is a romance and matchmaking card game for 2-4 players. You and your most romance-addled rivals conspire to make seven attractive anime boys (or even g...girls!?) kiss each other for fun and At the start of the game, players pick the relationships they want to bet on, then spend their turns scouting, convincing, and cajoling the NPC protagonists to fall for the right partner. Successful pairings score points, and rare pairs score a bonus! Weird theme aside, this is a middleweight card game that should provide a nice crunchy experience, drawing from inspirations like Argent and Pax Renaissance. You could even call it a dutch-auction based tableau builder, except the tableaus you're building are all neutral NPCS in the middle of the board, and you're trying to bet on which tableaus will synergize the best. But that's boring, and you're boring, and it's time to kiss the animes. The latest playtest version of the rules can be found here, and the playtest cards can be found here. For our maiden voyage, we'll be sending SoftNum, Pseudo, Stelas, and Tekopo into the hot hot boy trenches to duke it out in the name of love. Comments and jeers from the peanut gallery are welcome, of course. Make sure to remind the players that they're wrong and their ships are wrong at every possible opportunity. Of course, before we can begin, we need a couple votes from our players. Fujos, please report in with your choices:
gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Nov 8, 2018 |
# ? Nov 8, 2018 08:52 |
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 02:32 |
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Reserved.
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 08:54 |
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Entirely vanilla much like my taste in Japanese cartoons.
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 09:00 |
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Same as Pseudo
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 09:08 |
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Standard rules and I was born to
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 10:12 |
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I can’t wait for the Christian boardgamers review.
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 11:06 |
I am hella watching this.
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 13:35 |
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standard rules please. I make history every day.
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 15:23 |
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Peanut gallery checking in
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 16:19 |
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filthy fujos (yes I'm going to watch this why do you ask)
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 16:28 |
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 20:43 |
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This seems totally hilarious aka something I need to see
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 00:55 |
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Sorry for the delay, fujos! Busy day, and had to rejigger some back end stuff. Let's get rolling. (If you're having trouble reading the cards, you can rightclick and Open Image in New Tab for a better look.) No gifts in the opening flop, so no coins on Rumors to start. Player order is SoftNum > Pseudo > Stelas > Tekopo. We start with the Secrets and Betting Phase. In player order, please announce which desire card you're peeking at (e.g. Red Outermost). I'll secretly PM you which card you saw, and then you'll secretly PM back with your three Act 1 ships in ranked order. Once everyone's done that, we'll start the buying rounds with SoftNum and our boy Red! SoftNum, which card will you peek at?
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 08:34 |
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I'ma peek at Blue Outer plz.
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 15:54 |
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Violet Outer for me.
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 17:09 |
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By CO, Stelas peeks at Indigo outer. Tek is up.
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:24 |
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Green Outer please!
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:34 |
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Card peeks sent! As soon as I get back everyone's shipping charts, we'll get started with turns proper. Remember to rank your ships: your #1 ship will be worth 3VP this round, #2 worth 2VP, and #3 worth 1VP. You can include the same character in multiple ships to hedge your bets, but you can't list the same pairing multiple times. (Also, forgot to mention: Because of turn order, SoftNum and Pseudo will start with ¥500, while Stelas and Tek will have ¥600.)
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:40 |
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Silly question - any chance the colours can be written on the image above cards? I found myself a bit confused between blue and indigo for a bit and it might be nice to be explicit about colours.
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 22:03 |
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Stelas posted:Silly question - any chance the colours can be written on the image above cards? I found myself a bit confused between blue and indigo for a bit and it might be nice to be explicit about colours. It's written under their desires.
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 22:25 |
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oh god I am dumb (sorry)
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 23:12 |
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It's cool, might mean it's not obvious enough. (Rightclick and Open Image in New Tab for a better look.) SoftNum ¥500 Pseudo ¥500 Stelas ¥600 Tekopo ¥600 Everyone's chosen, so SoftNum, you're up! a) Would you like to pay to move the focus marker (¥100 per move), and b) Will you Purchase a Card, Start Rumors, or Pass?
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 02:07 |
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Gutter Owl posted:It's cool, might mean it's not obvious enough. I think it's hard to see because it doesn't create a lot of contrast, and it's also in a somewhat discreet spot for something like the name of the card. I'm going to hedge my ships, and not move the marker for now, and just buy the closest "take 2 money" card.
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 02:13 |
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In my case it's because I was phoneposting at the time so the image was pretty small.
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 03:05 |
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SoftNum asks Red to spot them a few extra bucks for a BL zine, and he's happy to lend a little to a friend. And her friends. And wow where did his wallet go. But at least he looks like a real mensch in front of the lads. SoftNum ¥600 Pseudo ¥600 Stelas ¥700 Tekopo ¥700 So that's where those gifts got off to. Pseudo, what's your poison?
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 05:04 |
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I buy the bottom-left Athletics Card for $100. Blue goes on a run and gets a little more swole and goes a little (one space) to the right.
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 06:14 |
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SoftNum ¥600 Pseudo ¥500 Stelas ¥700 Tekopo ¥700 Poor Yellow. Maybe next time, lil buddy. Stelas, you're up and the focus is on Indigo.
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 06:43 |
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Precious Coin by fjs_stelas for indigo_book Fujoshi!! Dirty Rotten Shitposters | 腐女子!! DQN 2ch Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Romance, Indigo Card | Ai Toranpukādo, Bottom Left, i'd bottom left too ngl
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 07:07 |
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Stelas posted:Precious Coin by fjs_stelas for indigo_book ...ok i get the ao3 joke, but i'm now 100% confused by what your actual move is. I think you're saying "Pay ¥100 to give the bottom left kindness card to Indigo?"
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 07:34 |
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I bet you're all just from fanfiction.net you philistines (Sorry, yes, that's my move.)
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 07:43 |
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SoftNum ¥700 Pseudo ¥600 Stelas ¥800 Tekopo ¥800 Stelas continues the early wealth sharing, proving that Gutter Owl can't stop making games about communism. (i forgot the part of my own game where the kindness cards take from the rumor card. so we've had a little extra in that untapped kitty the past couple turns. no harm no foul tho.) Tekopo, you're up!
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 07:51 |
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One question: If I get one of the jobs on the top row and it says to get a gift, the only choice I have is the bouquet of lillies, and I'm assuming I don't have to put coins down on all preceding spaces, I can just buy it outright?
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 12:43 |
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Also GO (I couldn't find this in the rules so if it's there forgive me) When moving a character adjacent to another, are you required to make the minimum number of moves to fulfill the condition (i.e. adjacent but still on the same side), or can you move them to be on the opposite side?
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 17:41 |
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Tekopo posted:One question: If I get one of the jobs on the top row and it says to get a gift, the only choice I have is the bouquet of lillies, and I'm assuming I don't have to put coins down on all preceding spaces, I can just buy it outright? Incorrect. You pay the full cost. (And the job's benefit only reduces the pricetag-cost, not the putting-down-coins cost.) I think getting a double action is already benefit enough? Getting the gift is optional though. SoftNum posted:Also GO (I couldn't find this in the rules so if it's there forgive me) When moving a character adjacent to another, are you required to make the minimum number of moves to fulfill the condition (i.e. adjacent but still on the same side), or can you move them to be on the opposite side? You can choose either side.
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# ? Nov 10, 2018 22:03 |
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Still waiting on Tekopo.
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# ? Nov 12, 2018 18:12 |
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Spend to move the focus and then get the Part Time Job: Cosplay Cafe, buy no gift.
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# ? Nov 12, 2018 18:17 |
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Tekopo posted:Spend to move the focus and then get the Part Time Job: Cosplay Cafe, buy no gift. I imagine you mean spending one to move onto green? (You could spend more to move focus further.)
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# ? Nov 12, 2018 18:20 |
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Gutter Owl posted:I imagine you mean spending one to move onto green? (You could spend more to move focus further.)
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# ? Nov 12, 2018 18:21 |
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Green is very popular. He also envies the dead. (However, it does teach him how to get his contouring game on point.) SoftNum ¥700 Pseudo ¥600 Stelas ¥800 Tekopo ¥600 SoftNum is up!
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# ? Nov 12, 2018 18:38 |
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 02:32 |
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buy Study Together for Violet. Move between cyan and Yellow.
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 01:28 |