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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





Friend, you get 1 good guess to figure out if i'm clicking a link with those words in... well any order.

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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Friend, you get 1 good guess to figure out if i'm clicking a link with those words in... well any order.

Lets just say the song lyrics "I only let her up when I do drugs" is forever burned in my brain.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Goodbye soul.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Jam With Seeds posted:

I can't even tell if that's a wall or a floor. Those look like baseboards at the top but then there's a juice box standing up at the bottom...?

Wall. The juice is on a table. :ms:

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





this is a fuckin' mythical av/post combo. laughing so hard im wheezing, jesus loving christ.

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

this is a fuckin' mythical av/post combo. laughing so hard im wheezing, jesus loving christ.

same. I'm having a coughing fit

The only thing I can assume is that this is one of those always-drunk illegal street performers/bootleg costume con artists who hang out in Times Square...

Anti-semetic drunk Elmo was always my favorite, but staggering vomit suit Big Bird may be a new contender

Fake edit: oh wait was this Halloween 2018?

E: Racist New York Elmo fits in this thread actually: https://youtu.be/zxxDkAkclw4
https://youtu.be/-L_s58GgvdI
https://youtu.be/KBe62Z3Htko

Backweb has a new favorite as of 03:46 on Nov 12, 2018

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



I thought he was intentionally splorping a bag of pancake batter everywhere, I'm actually not sure which is funnier

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007





I got the norovirus a few weeks back and this is exactly how I felt

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


don't post my Dark Souls build :argh:

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




happy veterans day idiots

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Overcome by the genetic superiority of this lad. :stonkhat:


https://www.reddit.com/r/chomsky/comments/9vyza9/general_strike_to_save_the_planet_jan_15_2019/

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


puppets freak me out posted:

I feel like I've seen this on a flag, but I can't find it.
It reminds me of the Sicilian flag:



The Manx flag is similar, but all legs.

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

This is... Something else. There's a fetish for everything.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Link was unrelated, wanted to get exposure for this disorganised attempt at mashing "cooperate" in the 300 million way game of Prisoner's Dilemma we got going on.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Six-Of-Hearts posted:

AUG Thread: For Some Reason No Female Has The Ovaries To Say It To Me.

Courage is stored in the ovaries

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Decrepus posted:

Courage is stored in the ovaries

You know, if you think about it, we were all stored in the ovaries and balls once so we're all courage and pee.

...it explains a lot.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

This is what people mean when they say you're full of piss and vinegar

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Audibly said "the gently caress?!"

This entire video is a mix of :stare: and :laffo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiEjfctTF7E

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Zipperelli. posted:

Audibly said "the gently caress?!"


It's called "fashion", honey.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Micro Penis Chat

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
Surprised it's not the Patriot s2 scene

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


I wish trans people were treated with this much dignity on national television. We have tiny dicks and big clits too. :smith:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Queen Combat posted:

Surprised it's not the Patriot s2 scene

Uh wtf spoilers

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
Trust me, I can't spoil that scene any more than the show itself did. Plus I didn't even say who it was.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Zipperelli. posted:

Audibly said "the gently caress?!"

This entire video is a mix of :stare: and :laffo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiEjfctTF7E


Why does he have a "Loading..." icon for a CPU cooler?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I was expecting a video of Trump talking poo poo.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
e: wrong thread

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

T-man posted:

I wish trans people were treated with this much dignity on national television. We have tiny dicks and big clits too. :smith:

I mean they aren't, usually. It's heavily stigmatised, and really commonly mocked in the media - often by some of the same people who are big supporters of trans rights. I'm pretty sure I've heard John Oliver crack a micropenis joke for example.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




bike tory posted:

I mean they aren't, usually. It's heavily stigmatised, and really commonly mocked in the media - often by some of the same people who are big supporters of trans rights. I'm pretty sure I've heard John Oliver crack a micropenis joke for example.

im sorry he made fun of ur jellybean ween but she owont judge

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Speaking of jelly bean weans it’s bean a while since I saw the video of the wizard of microphallancy get tazed.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

bike tory posted:

I mean they aren't, usually. It's heavily stigmatised, and really commonly mocked in the media - often by some of the same people who are big supporters of trans rights. I'm pretty sure I've heard John Oliver crack a micropenis joke for example.

Judging by the sheer amount of people in mascot costumes he constantly features on his show, I'm convinced John Oliver is a furry. Maybe he makes jokes like that to feel better about and deflect from his shameful secret furry desires

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


No pic, but I saw a guy the other day in a fedora, the sort of raincoat that Humpry Bogart wore, loose light blue jeans and sneakers. Basically aug.jpeg. He was standing in front of the discount home goods store and clearly waiting for someone to meet him as he kept looking at his phone and around him expectantly. I kept staring because I rarely see anyone dorked up like here in the Netherlands. My husband's been a programmer for twenty years and even he wears the skinny jeans and uses hair product each morning.

I wonder who he was waiting for. Who lured him out of his den. What he was promised for neglecting Overwatch on Saturday afternoon.

Other goons who've lived in the US and Europe, do you also have the experience of seeing way less turbo dorks in Europe?

Hugoon Chavez
Nov 4, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Ralph Crammed In posted:

No pic, but I saw a guy the other day in a fedora, the sort of raincoat that Humpry Bogart wore, loose light blue jeans and sneakers. Basically aug.jpeg. He was standing in front of the discount home goods store and clearly waiting for someone to meet him as he kept looking at his phone and around him expectantly. I kept staring because I rarely see anyone dorked up like here in the Netherlands. My husband's been a programmer for twenty years and even he wears the skinny jeans and uses hair product each morning.

I wonder who he was waiting for. Who lured him out of his den. What he was promised for neglecting Overwatch on Saturday afternoon.

Other goons who've lived in the US and Europe, do you also have the experience of seeing way less turbo dorks in Europe?

Spain is full of turbo nerds.

Then again I play d&d. But I don't look the part.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Notch isn't American, QED.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Judging by the sheer amount of people in mascot costumes he constantly features on his show, I'm convinced John Oliver is a furry. Maybe he makes jokes like that to feel better about and deflect from his shameful secret furry desires

Nah John Oliver is married to a Republican war vet who works for an organisation called "Vets for Freedom" so I'm pretty sure his kinks involve some sort of emasculation, pegging, betrayal of ideals, war of independence roleplay, etc.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Since the rise of literal nazis, i've decided that Furries aren't inherently terrible, yea there's a vocal subset that wanna shove furry dick in your face and are obessed with letting you know they are still jerking it to Babs Bunny, but overall they're not terrible.

Bronies though, but then I'm sure the venn diagram of alt right nazi fuckers and them is basically the same.

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CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Yeah, i thought juggalos were a bunch of methed up crazies, but then i saw that they were against the Nazis and I was all "You know what, juggalos? You guys ain't so bad after all!

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