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Pyroclastic
Jan 4, 2010

You, too, can own an extremely anatomically correct megacerops!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009Q63VK0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_mhF7BbQ2F7HF1

Or, at least, as accurate as you can be for an animal extinct for over 30 million years.

I don't think it normally sells for $30, so I think it's in demand.

Collecta also has a Neanderthal woman, who is topless and has molded nipples. To be fair, so does the man.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Well, they used to. They shut down their PVC department about a year ago. They contacted my boss that they wanted unload $50,000 worth of product on us. We offered $9000 and they accepted. We had I think 8 7-foot tall pallets full of thousands of animal dicks and titties.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Picnic Princess posted:

Well, they used to. They shut down their PVC department about a year ago. They contacted my boss that they wanted unload $50,000 worth of product on us. We offered $9000 and they accepted. We had I think 8 7-foot tall pallets full of thousands of animal dicks and titties.

I hope I get you as my SA secret Santa! :v:

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

That last page sure was a hairball.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




T-man posted:

That last page sure was a hairball.

this page sucks

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

jobson groeth posted:

Pregnant teenage furries is my band name.

I keep trying to make this title work with the TMNT theme song and it doesn't work but GOD drat IT it should

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Screaming Idiot posted:

I keep trying to make this title work with the TMNT theme song and it doesn't work but GOD drat IT it should

Throw "nazi" in there and it works

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Throw "nazi" in there and it works

Nah. It's a song lyric, not a deep pit full of rusted rebar and human feces.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Fascists in a fursuit.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Picnic Princess posted:

I loving found it.



God drat it

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

Screaming Idiot posted:

I keep trying to make this title work with the TMNT theme song and it doesn't work but GOD drat IT it should

Horny

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!


No longer the saddest or because you’re concerned for the over/under on your next avatar?

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Pyroclastic posted:

You, too, can own an extremely anatomically correct megacerops!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009Q63VK0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_mhF7BbQ2F7HF1

Or, at least, as accurate as you can be for an animal extinct for over 30 million years.

I don't think it normally sells for $30, so I think it's in demand.

Collecta also has a Neanderthal woman, who is topless and has molded nipples. To be fair, so does the man.

I also found this Tsintaosaurus:

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Picnic Princess posted:

Here's a giraffe dick. It's not specially painted like that other one I mentioned. But this is what I have in my store at the moment.



I think we had this same brand when Target was still a thing up here. Every animal had genitals. The oddest goddamn thing.


ETA: gently caress and I just saw the red rocket what the poo poo

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Screaming Idiot posted:

Nah. It's a song lyric, not a deep pit full of rusted rebar and human feces.

Please don't steal our original song idea "Teenage Munted Pregnant Furries"

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jobson groeth posted:

Please don't steal our original song idea "Teenage Munted Pregnant Furries"

surely you mean "mounted" or more exactly "mounting"

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
:nws:WEREWOLF BLOWJOB!:nws:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Dienes posted:

I also found this Tsintaosaurus:



You misspelled Taintosaurus

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Picnic Princess posted:

Well, they used to. They shut down their PVC department about a year ago. They contacted my boss that they wanted unload $50,000 worth of product on us. We offered $9000 and they accepted. We had I think 8 7-foot tall pallets full of thousands of animal dicks and titties.

I want one to chop in half, drill some holes on the cut ends that will fit those corn cob things. Best corn eating thing.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

:nws::nms:Let me introduce everyone to Wolfcop:nms::nws:

It used to be on Netflix.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀



The thing that bothers me the most is in 2018, when goth aesthetic is popular in the mainstream and really great black makeup is available and affordable, these fuckers are still using drug store kohl pencils for their eyeliner AND lipstick.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Dienes posted:

I also found this Tsintaosaurus:



Tsintaosaurus reconstructions are hilarious. They're like the one dino that wasn't completely shrinkwrapped and we stuck some fuckin nads on its head

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
:yikes:

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That's a really well done transformation sequence actually.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Tashilicious posted:

That's a really well done transformation sequence actually.

It looked pretty rare to me, actually

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Screaming Idiot posted:

It looked pretty rare to me, actually

:golfclap:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Picnic Princess posted:



The thing that bothers me the most is in 2018, when goth aesthetic is popular in the mainstream and really great black makeup is available and affordable, these fuckers are still using drug store kohl pencils for their eyeliner AND lipstick.

Oh god what the gently caress is wrong with that guys teeth? That's not just bad dental hygiene, that's like meth mouth.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

twistedmentat posted:

Oh god what the gently caress is wrong with that guys teeth? That's not just bad dental hygiene, that's like meth mouth.

His wife does a lot of meth, but is actually a vampire so her teeth don't die. Guy's just dumb.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Picnic Princess posted:

The thing that bothers me the most is in 2018, when goth aesthetic is popular in the mainstream and really great black makeup is available and affordable, these fuckers are still using drug store kohl pencils for their eyeliner AND lipstick.



Probably can't afford the good stuff:

quote:

But Lia, 20, insists she fell in love at first BITE with the unemployed
38-year-old father-of-five – who claims to hail from the same region of
Romania as Vlad the Impaler.
...
Despite the 18-year age gap and their unconventional relationship, Lia insists
her parents approve of Aro – who discovered he was adopted by a London
couple when he was a teenager, before changing his name from Glen Layton.

The entire article is cringey and has more awful photos
https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/870995/vampire-couple-drink-each-others-blood/

LadyPictureShow has a new favorite as of 07:52 on Nov 16, 2018

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

grittyreboot posted:

There's no boring game concept thread, but they gave the pig toys teats so I'm posting it here
https://youtu.be/dIjgPbb1fw4

"...enjoyed by Oscar nominated star Jeff Bridges" is the saddest part of that, I'm thinking.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


N A T U R A L

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Tashilicious posted:

I think we had this same brand when Target was still a thing up here. Every animal had genitals. The oddest goddamn thing.

I mean...most animals actually have genitals you know...

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Shai-Hulud posted:

I mean...most animals actually have genitals you know...

animal figurines. most of those dont. Usually

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
How anatomically correct are those animal dicks by the way?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Absolute pro-click, and also the Sun is quite remarkable.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

How anatomically correct are those animal dicks by the way?

Veins and pubes

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

The Bloop posted:

Veins and pubes

Dinosaurs had pubes?

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Feather pubes, maybe.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Mesozoic Merkins

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text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




cash crab posted:

Absolute pro-click, and also the Sun is quite remarkable.

Wow look at these no eyebrow having morons

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