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Iron Crowned posted:How anatomically correct are those animal dicks by the way? The real question is, how anatomically correct are animals? There's more animal shaped things without dicks than with... maybe no genitals is actually more normal. #culturalmarxism
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He looks like James Spader's long-lost meth-addicted twin.
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Nov 16, 2018 17:30
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text me a vag pic posted:Wow look at these no eyebrow having morons Dudes pathetic.
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He’s a vampire alright, he’s leeching mentally and emotionally off someone half his age because he’s a loving creep. I mean crap on the lifestyle all you want but it’s all trappings to draw in and keep someone around to manipulate.
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Nov 16, 2018 18:00
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I'm the Star Cub wall hanging
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text me a vag pic posted:Wow look at these no eyebrow having morons 
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:He’s a vampire alright, he’s leeching mentally and emotionally off someone half his age because he’s a loving creep. I mean crap on the lifestyle all you want but it’s all trappings to draw in and keep someone around to manipulate. I know a guy who refuses to date anyone over 24. I met him 20 years ago. He hasn't changed. He's also goth hilariously, but also spent his whole life reconciling the Mesozoic and Christianity. Everything awkward in my life this week seems to boil down to dinosaurs and dicks.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:He’s a vampire alright, he’s leeching mentally and emotionally off someone half his age because he’s a loving creep. I mean crap on the lifestyle all you want but it’s all trappings to draw in and keep someone around to manipulate. 100% this
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Picnic Princess posted:I know a guy who refuses to date anyone over 24. I met him 20 years ago. He hasn't changed. He's also goth hilariously, but also spent his whole life reconciling the Mesozoic and Christianity. *cracks knuckles One of my friends waited until the day this girl turned 18 and immediately got engaged to her. He's 38. We don't speak much anymore.
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Solice Kirsk posted:One of my friends waited until the day this girl turned 18 and immediately got engaged to her. He's 38. We don't speak much anymore. Twist: you're the "friend" and the one to whom you don't speak much anymore is your now ex-fiancée.
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Solice Kirsk posted:*cracks knuckles Back when I first met the guy, he was 22 and dating my high school friend while we were both 17. He dumped her when she turned 18. When he got a bit older he 'allowed' more mature women into his life, so at least he dialed back the creepy tone a bit. Saddest part of it all is that same friend of mine is the one who ended up dating Davis Aurini years later. Seriously, don't come to Calgary. We have the worst fuckin people here.
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Picnic Princess posted:Back when I first met the guy, he was 22 and dating my high school friend while we were both 17. He dumped her when she turned 18. When he got a bit older he 'allowed' more mature women into his life, so at least he dialed back the creepy tone a bit. Hopefully you've told your friend repeatedly that they have terrible taste in men.
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Haha he changed his name from "Glen Layton" to "Aro Draven." What a fuckin nerd
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:No longer the saddest or because you’re concerned for the over/under on your next avatar? After that weird goon repeatedly giving me dead Rhino avatars this would have been a welcome change
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Why are the vampire people always ugly as poo poo? If they were really immortal they could take a drat walk and save up more than $3 for makeup. For godssake if they looked like Morticia and Gomez and if he wasn't popping out kids left and right maybe someone would believe them. gently caress. I'm mad about fake pathetic vampires.
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Scathach posted:Why are the vampire people always ugly as poo poo? If they were really immortal they could take a drat walk and save up more than $3 for makeup. For godssake if they looked like Morticia and Gomez and if he wasn't popping out kids left and right maybe someone would believe them. gently caress. I'm mad about fake pathetic vampires. Because if they actually had something to offer they wouldnt have to fantasize about poo poo like having a hypnotic gaze or immortality to search for their one true love (i.e. someone who wants to go to Golden Corral with them)
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Scathach posted:Why are the vampire people always ugly as poo poo? If they were really immortal they could take a drat walk and save up more than $3 for makeup. For godssake if they looked like Morticia and Gomez and if he wasn't popping out kids left and right maybe someone would believe them. gently caress. I'm mad about fake pathetic vampires.  It's a different fake pathetic vampire couple in this story. But it's still an older dude with a 20 year old. E: I should add the picture. 
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He's trying to express smugness at nailing a broad half his age but mostly looks like he's posing for the cover of a Dreamworks animated film.
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He looks like if Dave Lister turned into one of those Geico cavemen and then became a douchebag.
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LadyPictureShow posted:
That lovely lace on her dress is triggering me. Ugh, wear your weird clothes, but at least put some good lace on them instead of that itchy polyester poo poo.
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LadyPictureShow posted:
It's probably some kind of non-meth privilege, but this couple creeps me out much less than the other.
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LadyPictureShow posted:
You're out of excuses if you're playing vampire dress-up at 20. This was once old enough for a field promotion in occupied Europe...
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pseudorandom posted:It's probably some kind of non-meth privilege, but this couple creeps me out much less than the other. Check your non meth privilege
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Pudding Space posted:You're out of excuses if you're playing vampire dress-up at 20. Yeah, and at 9 you used to be able to be a God King of an empire. These days a 9 year old can't even get a job.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah, and at 9 you used to be able to be a God King of an empire. These days a 9 year old can't even get a job. Uh. Checkmate. I now see I was being unreasonable.
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No, you're still right. 20 is too old to pretend to be a vampire. But it's also a failure if you're not a living deity before you're 10. Tut really hosed it up for a lot of us.
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Solice Kirsk posted:No, you're still right. 20 is too old to pretend to be a vampire. But it's also a failure if you're not a living deity before you're 10. Tut really hosed it up for a lot of us. iirc Tutankhamun had a club foot and probably other health problems on account of he was inbred as all hell, and a bunch of things about his mummy indicate that he died ugly (a chariot accident can gently caress you up pretty comprehensively, it turns out). He was buried with his two stillborn children, too so, y’know, divine kinghood has its drawbacks as well, and maybe there’re good reasons that there’s no longer much of it about Bless ‘im, Tut was probably a fairly awkward dude, for a variety of reasons SatansOnion has a new favorite as of 07:40 on Nov 17, 2018 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:*cracks knuckles I still remember one of my sister's high school friends, when they were 14, was dating a 22 year old guy who called himself "Stain". Emo was a weird fuckin cultural phenomenon.
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LadyPictureShow posted:
What we do in the shadows TV show looks fun
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Dark Shadows remake is lookin' really iffy.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Dark Shadows remake is lookin' really iffy. Probably gonna have fewer domestic abusers involved tho
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admin note: stop reporting poo poo from this thread that is clearly within the content confines. unless it's a clear violation of rules, stuff that sucks belongs here
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That's why I post here, duh.
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SatansOnion posted:iirc Tutankhamun had a club foot and probably other health problems on account of he was inbred as all hell, and a bunch of things about his mummy indicate that he died ugly (a chariot accident can gently caress you up pretty comprehensively, it turns out). He was buried with his two stillborn children, too His health problems meant it was basically a competition by the fates to see what killed him first.
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cash crab posted:admin note: stop reporting poo poo from this thread that is clearly within the content confines. unless it's a clear violation of rules, stuff that sucks belongs here what if post.... but bad?
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Queen Combat posted:reported for sass "mod sass" is the entirety of my rap sheet.
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