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Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

I absolutely love the amount of "I don't give a gently caress" that Canada geese have. Like, the worst they can do to you is pinch your skin and twist, but so many people and animals are scared of them because of how they act like total assholes.

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Daily__Owls/status/1062648564596252672

I WANT TO BIRBLIEVE

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



haha holy crap when it first panned up there

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Tendai posted:

I think some cockatoos have been measured close to the decible level of a jet engine or something like that.

This:

“A 747 Jumbo Jet produces as much as 140 decibels of noise. 105db is considered damaging to the ear. Peacocks have been registered at 115, Moluccans hold the record as the loudest bird on earth at 135db (average = 120db).”

:v: Birds are great

The loudest dog bark ever was only 113db.

https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1063061558962470913

:stare:

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!

Tendai posted:

A 747 Jumbo Jet produces as much as 140 decibels of noise. Moluccans hold the record as the loudest bird on earth at 135db (average = 120db).
Here's one demonstrating. (Turn your volume very low before watching.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mchsj1BRPkU

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/colin_yoibunmei/status/1063043536029765637

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012




Look there’s two birds, dude, they know what’s good.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Krankenstyle posted:

haha holy crap when it first panned up there

Glad it wasn't just me then.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Glad it wasn't just me then.

In all seriousness, owls are believed to be the truth behind more than a few reported alien and UFO sightings, especially molting great horned owls.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Cythereal posted:

In all seriousness, owls are believed to be the truth behind more than a few reported alien and UFO sightings, especially molting great horned owls.

I knew the Owlluminati were behind it all! :argh:

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

StandardVC10 posted:

I knew the Owlluminati were behind it all! :argh:

Ain't that a hoot?

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
Happy Friday from little birb that I think slightly resembles Danny DeVito.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Master Twig posted:

Happy Friday from little birb that I think slightly resembles Danny DeVito.



Can't really say until I see it in a wrestling singlet.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/1063517167935725568

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/JocAPhotography/status/1063192102182506496

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
Look at this bird.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Master Twig posted:

Look at this bird.



I did and I'm gonna do it again!

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Master Twig posted:

Look at this bird.



Came here to look at that bird.

Algae Magnet
Jul 1, 2013
https://i.imgur.com/GEVFLDS.mp4

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Obviously that's a mockingbird

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
You may stop looking at yesterday's bird now, and begin looking at this one.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Master Twig posted:

You may stop looking at yesterday's bird now, and begin looking at this one.



That bird knows that Monday is approaching, but has resolved to face it with dignity.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

"Why aren't you jumping into my mouth like when mom and dad feed me?!"

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Paige_Burton/status/1063725333487149056

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Do doxx me :greenangel:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/BirdCentralPark/status/1064334133575458819

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

too fuckin cute



Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Not sure if these two jackdaws are being chummy or whether one is shouldering the burden unwillingly:

https://twitter.com/markydoodoo/status/1061684179933380608

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Absurd Alhazred posted:

Not sure if these two jackdaws are being chummy or whether one is shouldering the burden unwillingly:

https://twitter.com/markydoodoo/status/1061684179933380608

Stackdaws

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
Tiny birb can handle Monday. So can you.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Master Twig posted:

Tiny birb can handle Monday. So can you.



But can tiny bird handle learning how to solve quadratic equations? I think not.

(help me)

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Heath posted:

Do doxx me :greenangel:

:crossarms:

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
Im not sure if this birb picture is properly oriented.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Master Twig posted:

Im not sure if this birb picture is properly oriented.



It is not. That's a nuthatch, and they climb down trees beak-first.

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Master Twig posted:

Im not sure if this birb picture is properly oriented.


Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/TO5Iimc.mp4

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
But what are birds?

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/NYPDnews/status/1065319084680757248

Birblar!

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