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We can't make the parts fit together right, but we can put some extra dumb bullshit in for no reason.
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the reason is that tesla owners want to gently caress their cars
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Nov 17, 2018 18:10
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wtf?
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Nov 17, 2018 18:12
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mr Scoop posted:the reason is that tesla owners want to gently caress their cars With no tail pipe they have to use the gaping panel gaps, it all makes sense.
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Nov 17, 2018 18:12
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love my loving trash car made by a literal god come to earth, it accelerates quickly
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infernal machines posted:love my loving trash car made by a literal god come to earth, it accelerates quickly love loving my trash car, etc.
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infernal machines posted:love my loving trash car made by a literal god come to earth, it accelerates quickly i mean, i’ve driven my parents model x and it’s pretty loving fun. if nothing else their drive train is enjoyable.
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Nov 17, 2018 18:38
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yes, it has that one thing going for it, no one will argue it doesn't
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Nov 17, 2018 18:40
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Endless Mike posted:why don't you give your car a hug before it falls apart in some light rain? Is there any reason for that panel to open other than this easter egg?
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Nov 17, 2018 18:43
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lmao @ getting design cues from loving aperture science
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Admittedly I do think that's pretty cute (if it's not just a photoshop intended to go viral) lomarf @ installing a whole second motor and touch sensing system just for that though Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Nov 17, 2018 |
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Nov 17, 2018 19:01
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lmao @ adding superfluous failure points to your already garbage tier production...
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refleks posted:lmao @ adding superfluous failure points to your already garbage tier production...
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FCKGW posted:jfc
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the onion wizard posted:Is there any reason for that panel to open other than this easter egg? the other side has the charging port, so it might just be a clever photoshop
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Nov 17, 2018 20:26
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FMguru posted:but enough about your poasts but that would mean yospos... is... bad?
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Nov 17, 2018 20:58
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Endless Mike posted:the other side has the charging port, so it might just be a clever photoshop alright here's the security camera footage  zoom, enhance sector D-15  bring up an image of the rear brake pads on a 2018 tesla model 3  rotate and compare image sectors  enhance, identify similar features  my god....they're mirrored now we know how he did it...but the real question....is why
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Nov 17, 2018 21:25
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to make legions of idiots attempt to hug the rear end-end of their car
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hell id still buy one
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Nov 17, 2018 23:43
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Sagebrush posted:alright here's the security camera footage Sagebrush posted:now we know how he did it...but the real question....is why It's a p good troll imo
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put ur tesla in the microwave to charge it
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suffix posted:put ur tesla in the microwave to charge it Elon invented the concept of waves
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suffix posted:put ur tesla in the microwave to charge it i heard that elon is mikey from the life cereal commercials.
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President Beep posted:i heard that elon is mikey from the life cereal commercials. impossible mikey from the life cereal commercial died from eating pop rocks and coke
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oh poo poo. my bad. meant to say that elon is actually paul from the wonder years.
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man this car handles correct. it's a perfect balance of light, tight, and responsive. it's most definitely better than every audi and bmw i've driven, and i fucken love audis. together with the no-transmission acceleration and instant torque, this is a very addicting car to drive. the suspension is similarly balanced between comfort and "sport", it both handles rough roads well and corners right. there's almost no bodyroll, but thats more a center-of-gravity thing with the battery "skateboard." braking is good, i might like more sensitivity though - like if i so much as rest my foot on the brake pedal on my a6, it engages, and im into that. the interior is good too. i would compare it to a mercedes CLA. there's room for refinement, its not audi level, but its not bad by any means. i'm warming up to the big-screen-in-the-middle thing. i think the underlying paradigm is correct, and once you get used to it, it does seem like a better place to have the speedometer, or at least, the visibility benefit is well worth it. while its better than say, xdrive or audi mmi, the ui needs a lot of work, and some things like climate control should get their physical switchgear back. the car radar display thing in particular is buggy and inaccurate, but its a really good safety feature when merging, and id rather have it in this state than not at all. this one doesnt have autopilot so i didnt test that so far, my only major gripe with the model 3 is road noise. its not horrendous, like on the 9-3 i drove in college, but its much more noticeable than it ought to be especially without an IC engine to cancel it out. at this price, it should be way quieter. there arent any panel gap issues on this example, and even though it was very dewy this morning, i couldnt find any condensation in the taillights either. i dont doubt that people are having these, and other issues - the cold weather problems in particular sound pretty serious - but i can also see why they generally qualify those legitimate complaints with "but i love this car." as it stands, this is probably best geared towards people with money to spend driving luxury european cars: audi, bmw, mercedes, saab, volvo, who are used to putting up with various issues and "quirks" for their ride. those buyers will be very happy, and the people i know or have met who switched from one of those cars love their tesla (although thats generally been more model s drivers than model 3.) if you are expecting a toyota-like experience, wait for a refresh. but overall: sorry yospos, its a good car lol
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Nov 18, 2018 02:25
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how hard is it to drive with elon's entire cock and balls in your mouth?
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Nov 18, 2018 02:27
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no one is going to be happy with a trash interior and a giant touchscreen and range anxiety all the luxury of a Nissan leaf
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:no one is going to be happy with a trash interior and a giant touchscreen and range anxiety fun reminder: the model 3 gets a typical commute's less driving range than the chevy bolt
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Nov 18, 2018 02:57
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infernal machines posted:how hard is it to drive with elon's entire cock and balls in your mouth?
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thanks German car stymie
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infernal machines posted:how hard is it to drive with elon's entire cock and balls in your mouth?
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They're probably pretty small so the major distraction is likely to be the poor hygiene
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infernal machines posted:how hard is it to drive with elon's entire cock and balls in your mouth? You won't care
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sounds like he really loves the car
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:sounds like he really loves the car oh poo poo! yeah! kgob, hug the car.
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*car* hug me feed me a stray cat
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Skim Milk posted:*car* lmfao, imagine how much cat goo is gonna get stuck in the under trays.
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