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What the hell happens next?
This poll is closed.
They literally set fire to the ring by accident 2 2.22%
They literally set fire to the ring on purpose 6 6.67%
Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts 6 6.67%
Rehire Jeff Jarrett 23 25.56%
Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current 23 25.56%
Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network 6 6.67%
Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung 7 7.78%
Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan 13 14.44%
Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) 4 4.44%
Total: 90 votes
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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
It's almost 17 years of ready-to-air material (most of the music was done in-house) with 10 of those years being in HD

The Rise and Fall of TNA documentary on the network would be awesome, come on now

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
the 'rise' and fall of TNA would literally just be a horizontal line with a 90 degree angle 6 days into it

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


EugeneJ posted:

It's almost 17 years of ready-to-air material (most of the music was done in-house) with 10 of those years being in HD

The Rise and Fall of TNA documentary on the network would be awesome, come on now

that's implying there was a rise :v:


Yeah WWE's gonna get it eventually but they've got no reason to rush on it and even less to pay TNA whatever price they're asking.


E: Hell, if yall need a "rise and fall and fall and fall and fall and fall of TNA", this has been online for a couple years now and hits most of the main points

DJExile fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Nov 18, 2018

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I dont get why you guys keep saying the rise and fall of tna


It's the fall and fall and fall and holy poo poo it's still falling of TNA

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

The Monumental Podcast also did a pretty good run of episodes detailing why TNA was always destined to fail.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

coconono posted:

The Monumental Podcast also did a pretty good run of episodes detailing why TNA was always destined to fail.

that seems like both the simplest and most complex thing to answer

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Mel Mudkiper posted:

that seems like both the simplest and most complex thing to answer

"Booked a castle to stay in"

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Yeah MRT did a hell of a dive into all of it

Custard Undies
Jan 7, 2006

#essereFerrari

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I dont get why you guys keep saying the rise and fall of tna


It's the fall and fall and fall and holy poo poo it's still falling of TNA

The self destruction of TNA?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

The short answer is everyone that's ever run TNA was an extra special level of batshit that few can aspire to. Now whether TNA did that to them or they came that way is a lot more complicated.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

coconono posted:

The short answer is everyone that's ever run TNA was an extra special level of batshit that few can aspire to. Now whether TNA did that to them or they came that way is a lot more complicated.

yeah but I need to see the faces of Raven/AJ/Joe as they're reminded of all the batshit

Strap that to my veins

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I mean even if TNA was run by geniuses it was doomed to fail because it was trying to be a WCW in a market that could no longer sustain a WCW

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I mean even if TNA was run by geniuses it was doomed to fail because it was trying to be a WCW in a market that could no longer sustain a WCW

A small, regional Southeastern promotion may have been able to be successful after WCW died, since so many of their fans didn't go to WWE after the buyout, but TNA didn't really give people what they wanted.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Randaconda posted:

A small, regional Southeastern promotion may have been able to be successful after WCW died, since so many of their fans didn't go to WWE after the buyout, but TNA didn't really give people what they wanted.

Well sure, but that was never their goal

They labored their entire life under the delusion the 21st century needed two national wrestling promotions

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Wrestling can support multiple national promotions if they differentiate themselves. TNA's problem was as soon as they hit a stride that put them apart from WWE they immediately started doing WWE stuff.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

My Mom introduced me to wrestling some 30-odd years ago and since she and her husband live in Nevada now, the Las Vegas tapings were the first live wrestling event we were able to attend together. She's not the biggest fan of women's wrestling, but she liked Tessa a lot and oooh'ed and ahhh'ed at Thicc Mama Pump matches. Straight up fell in love with Rich Swann (to the point of getting a selfie with 'em after the first night) and to his credit he recognized her during his entrances and went out of his way to give her a fist bump. Became a huuuge fan of Lucha Bros (who isn't?). Overall she enjoyed the hell out of those 3 days.

The VIP experience on my part was also flawless - the Anthem reps kept us entertained and informed of all happenings - meets and greets were quick but all of the wrestlers seemed to enjoy themselves and didn't mind short chats and weird photo requests (especially oVe); Pentagon Jr slayed everyone in bowling on the second day. Discounts for VIPs at the merch table was a cool thing, too.

All in all a fun time was had.

Josh Mathews still a bitch, tho.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

The image in my head of Pentagon bowling in full ring attire is perfect.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

J-Ro posted:

Pentagon Jr slayed everyone in bowling on the second day

If they put stuff like this on their show I'd never stop watching

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

overmind2000 posted:

If they put stuff like this on their show I'd never stop watching

That was the overall VIP response made to the reps after bowling. Our group walking through the casino floor was a sight to behold on that day - you had the reps wearing rabbit and moose onesies (they lost a bet), LAX (w/ Konnan) and the Lucha Bros (both in masks) plus the wide gamut of the wrestling fan in tow. It was loving great.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Gumball Gumption posted:

The image in my head of Pentagon bowling in full ring attire is perfect.

And now I suddenly have a "Bowling Dream Match" in my head

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

coconono posted:

The Monumental Podcast also did a pretty good run of episodes detailing why TNA was always destined to fail.

I am listening to that now and its amazing, thank you


for example at one point Jerry Jarrett explains that people might not like TNA because it's like when he was in an art class and didn't like the Mona Lisa, people just see things different

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

if TNA folded tomorrow are there any people worth vulturing outside of a handful of the Knockouts? seems like just about everybody is gone.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

DLC Inc posted:

if TNA folded tomorrow are there any people worth vulturing outside of a handful of the Knockouts? seems like just about everybody is gone.

Not really. Everyone else of any value is under contract to LU.

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




LAX, DJZ and Willie Mack come to mind. Though Mack has other contracts going on.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Is DJZ still there? I thought he was long gone.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Meltzer reported in the last 3 months that WWE is interested in Killer Kross.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

rovert posted:

Meltzer reported in the last 3 months that WWE is interested in Killer Kross.

I don't mean to be rude since I haven't seen his work...but...why him?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

J-Ro posted:

Josh Mathews still a bitch, tho.

No matter what the status of TNA/Impact wrestling, this will always be true

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

TV Zombie posted:

I don't mean to be rude since I haven't seen his work...but...why him?

Size/look

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


TV Zombie posted:

I don't mean to be rude since I haven't seen his work...but...why him?

They just signed Punishment Martinez and are considering Silas Young, if it wasn't obvious beforehand that they want everyone so no indy can have anyone, it should be by now

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

TV Zombie posted:

I don't mean to be rude since I haven't seen his work...but...why him?

He's tall and can talk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nOoCoROsdg

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I don’t know how anyone could look at Killer Kross and not understand why WWE is interested. That’s not to say he’s great, just that he’s basically a wwe wet dream

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




Hold on, his real name is (Kevin) Arturo Geist and he goes by Killer Kross instead? What a waste of a cool name.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Killer Kevin Kross was a bridge too far even for TNA.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Bigass Moth posted:

Killer Kevin Kross was a bridge too far even for TNA.

He's just a motorcycle enthusiast okay?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Bigass Moth posted:

Killer Kevin Kross was a bridge too far even for TNA.

No no, they would change it to Killer Kennedy Kross

Explosions
Apr 20, 2015

sportsgenius86 posted:

I don’t know how anyone could look at Killer Kross and not understand why WWE is interested. That’s not to say he’s great, just that he’s basically a wwe wet dream

He's the Aliexpress knockoff of a perfect WWE signing. Yeah, he's over six feet tall and he has abs and tattoos, just like it said in the product description, but none of it fits together right. I think they sent me their "mens rights blogger" model instead of the "person who looks like they could literally ever win a fight" I asked for.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

tall jacked and barely works. perfect.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Julio Cruz posted:

Not really. Everyone else of any value is under contract to LU.

LAX is not under contract to LU

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syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

Randaconda posted:

A small, regional Southeastern promotion may have been able to be successful after WCW died, since so many of their fans didn't go to WWE after the buyout, but TNA didn't really give people what they wanted.

People are always like "What about those hardcore southern fans WCW had?" But really, the last two years of WCW was so bad and so much more like WWF/E like then it had ever been before, that it basically killed off what was left of the hardcore WCW fanbase. I might be wrong, but I think they even struggled to draw people to shows with Flair headlining in the Carolinas. Once those people stopped caring about wrestling for 1-2 years, they were never coming back to it. Especially not a fed with the initials TNA, girls dancing in cages, midgets jerking off in trash cans and booking somehow even worse then the crash tv booking that killed WCW.

There's a small fanbase of hardcore wrestling fans who hate WWE, but for whatever reason hate Indy wrestling. So that's about the extent of TNA's fanbase over the years.

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