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Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Jewel Repetition posted:

It's unsettling, however, that this doesn't have any molasses or even any brown sugar

Sometimes you just need to step outside your comfort zone bruh.

I wouldn't want molasses or brown sugar in this light of a pie anyway.

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me your dad
Jul 25, 2006

I'm making these Asian style meatballs for a party:

https://www.gimmesomeoven.com/saucy-asian-meatballs/

I'm thinking instead of bread crumbs I might use some Jasmine rice. Would that work?

I've recently been using a recipe for porcupine meatballs, which is beef and (uncooked) rice, formed into meatballs, and then seared and simmered in tomato sauce while the rice cooks.

https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/porcupine-meatballs/

If I bake the meatballs as they have in the Asian recipe, will the rice cook as well if it were simmering on the stove?

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.

me your dad posted:


I'm thinking instead of bread crumbs I might use some Jasmine rice. Would that work?
It would lead to a different texture and appearance than using bread crumbs would, what with grains of rice being a fair bit larger than bread crumbs. I'd imagine rice would have a similar effect in helping the meatballs retain moisture as bread crumbs do (though maybe not quite to the same extent).

me your dad posted:

I've recently been using a recipe for porcupine meatballs, which is beef and (uncooked) rice, formed into meatballs, and then seared and simmered in tomato sauce while the rice cooks.

https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/porcupine-meatballs/

If I bake the meatballs as they have in the Asian recipe, will the rice cook as well if it were simmering on the stove?

You might want to at least partially cook the rice before mixing it into the meatballs if you want to bake them, since I wouldn't be confident counting on the meat releasing anywhere near enough liquid to compare to cooking them in a sauce.

Human Tornada
Mar 4, 2005

I been wantin to see a honkey dance.
Swapping breadcrumbs out for rice seems like it could have a huge effect on the end product and I wouldn't make them for the first time for a party.

me your dad
Jul 25, 2006

Yeah, it may be too risky. I might try them on my own though.

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer
If you want to make a ground-meat-and-rice thing, try making Boudin Balls.

2lbs meat, cubed (whatever kind you want, pork, beef, lamb, turkey, alligator, rattlesnake)
1/2lb liver, cubed (if necessary) (pork, chicken, beef... I use chicken)
1/2 lb pork fat (optional if you are using a very lean meat like turkey breast)
1 onion, chopped
2 celery stalks, chopped
8 cloves minced garlic
2 tbs kosher salt
1 tbs black pepper
2 tsp white pepper
1 tbs paprika
1 tbs thyme
1 to 3 tsp of cayenne (to taste, depending on how hot you want it)
3 cups of water
2 cups of white wine (I use a pinot for this)
2 cups of cooked rice
Bread Crumbs

1) Mix the meats, vegetables, salt, and spices together. (Not the rice! That comes later) Put them in a ziploc bag or a tupperware, and leave it in the fridge overnight to marinate.
2) The next day, in a dutch oven, toss the mixture in to an oiled dutch oven over medium-high heat, and keep it moving until the meat browns a little and the onion goes transparent.
3) Add the water and wine, and bring it to a high simmer. Keep it simmering until the liquid decreases by not-quite half.
4) Kill the heat, let it cool for a couple of minutes, then strain off the liquid. RESERVE THE LIQUID DON'T DUMP IT OUT FOR GOD SAKE
5) Run the now-cooked mixture through a grinder, with a pretty coarse setting. You don't want to puree this. Alternately, you can put it in a food processor and pulse it until it's well blended, but not mealy.
6) Dump it into a mixing bowl, and add in the rice. Mix it up and start mixing in the liquid, a half cup at a time until it gets to the point where it sticks together well when you make a ball with it in your palm.
7) Use your hands to roll out ~1.5" wide balls out of the mix, and roll them in the breadcrumbs to make a coating.
8) Deep fry in peanut oil until they're golden brown. Put out on paper towels to dry.

Enjoy the flavor now, and the gout later.

Weltlich fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Nov 18, 2018

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Who here knows anything about cornbread?

Serious Eats says this about cornmeal...

Serious Eats posted:

Notes

A lot of industrial cornmeal is made from underripe corn and then ground using modern methods for a very consistent grind. That kind of cornmeal does not make a good Southern-style unsweetened cornbread. For best results here, use a high-quality, fresh stone-ground cornmeal, such as from Anson Mills, Old Mill of Guilford, or Nora Mill; these cornmeals do not need additional sugar. If you use a more mass-market source, consider adding the optional sugar to help balance the flavor.
... buuut none of those three brands are available in my area. I want to make good cornbread for Thanksgiving stuffing, but I don’t want to get reamed on rush shipping charges. Are there any other good brands out there, per Serious Eats’s recommendations? Maybe some that are available in Texas?

Annath
Jan 11, 2009

Batatouille is a great and funny play on words for a video game creature and I love silly words like these
Clever Betty
My mom and Grandma have made cornbread with whatever brand of cornmeal is available, and uses a can or so of cream style corn along with it.

Doom Rooster
Sep 3, 2008

Pillbug
SeriousEats is getting way too spergy there. Use normal corn meal, and add a teaspoon of sugar per cup of corn meal used. I would literally bet $1,000 that even Sean Brock would be hard pressed to pick out the difference in a blind test.

I can’t speak to ripeness at time of harvest, but Bob’s Red Mill medium grind is available at Central Market (probably most normal grocery stores now) and its great.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I’m also thinking about just using this.



... with one of these recipes.

I have never tasted oyster-and-sausage stuffing before, so I have no idea if this would work though.

Extortionist
Aug 31, 2001

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Use whatever cornmeal but make this recipe instead:

https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2015/01/moist-and-tender-brown-butter-cornbread-recipe.html

wormil
Sep 12, 2002

Hulk will smoke you!
We did a tour at one of the NC stone mills and their cornmeal made the best cornbread I've ever tasted. Can't remember if it was Guilford or not, my wife might remember. But you can make good cornbread with most cornmeals. I prefer sweet cornbread with jalapeno and corn, mine is like a sweet and spicy corn cake.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


I. M. Gei posted:

Who here knows anything about cornbread?

Serious Eats says this about cornmeal...

... buuut none of those three brands are available in my area. I want to make good cornbread for Thanksgiving stuffing, but I don’t want to get reamed on rush shipping charges. Are there any other good brands out there, per Serious Eats’s recommendations? Maybe some that are available in Texas?


Get Jiffy mix. Seriously.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

You can def tell the difference between commercial and heritage cornmeal, but if all you're gonna do with it is make stuffing, use whatever.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Casu Marzu posted:

You can def tell the difference between commercial and heritage cornmeal, but if all you're gonna do with it is make stuffing, use whatever.

Yep. Why i suggest the mix. Nearly every store carries it for cheap and it's hard to gently caress up.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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I'm supposed to be cooking a frozen leg of venison tonight but due to work shifts I only got it out of the freezer yesterday and while it's softening up there's no way it'll be thawed in time.

The leg is from a young buck that we processed a few weeks ago so it shouldn't be too tough (hopefully)

Can I vac seal it with a seasoning/herbs and sous vide it for a really long time before searing it or is this going to gently caress it up? I was thinking if I increased the water temp that might help?

Or is it better to make it a bacon jacket and just roast it for 1.5 times regular time?

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer

I. M. Gei posted:

I’m also thinking about just using this.



... with one of these recipes.

I have never tasted oyster-and-sausage stuffing before, so I have no idea if this would work though.

Oyster and Sausage Stuffing is amazing, btw. I tend to prefer it with duck, but with turkey it's still outstanding.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Outrail posted:

I'm supposed to be cooking a frozen leg of venison tonight but due to work shifts I only got it out of the freezer yesterday and while it's softening up there's no way it'll be thawed in time.

The leg is from a young buck that we processed a few weeks ago so it shouldn't be too tough (hopefully)

Can I vac seal it with a seasoning/herbs and sous vide it for a really long time before searing it or is this going to gently caress it up? I was thinking if I increased the water temp that might help?

Or is it better to make it a bacon jacket and just roast it for 1.5 times regular time?

Depends on how thick it is, but yes you can SV meat from frozen just fine.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
What would you all suggest as a sub for the type of sausage in that recipe? I eat all meats and there are types of sausage I like, but Italian sausage is not one of them. I’m having a hard time thinking of a tasty sub.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Slow-cooked a pork shoulder this weekend and I have some leftover skin. What should I do with it? Was thinking of just crisping it up in a pan for a snack.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

What would you all suggest as a sub for the type of sausage in that recipe? I eat all meats and there are types of sausage I like, but Italian sausage is not one of them. I’m having a hard time thinking of a tasty sub.

Breakfast sausage?

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



How do people not go insane quartering cherry tomatoes?



I'm not 100% against SLAP CHOP :v:

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

BrianBoitano posted:

How do people not go insane quartering cherry tomatoes?



I'm not 100% against SLAP CHOP :v:

A paring knife and a podcast?

Hauki
May 11, 2010


BrianBoitano posted:

How do people not go insane quartering cherry tomatoes?



I'm not 100% against SLAP CHOP :v:

use a sharp knife? :shrug:

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Casu Marzu posted:

Depends on how thick it is, but yes you can SV meat from frozen just fine.

Just following up on this. I didn't have time to SV, but for some reason it thawed out oddly fast, being fully thawed by early afternoon in an ice bath.

Cooked it pretty fast in the oven with another two hours at low temp. Slightly dry, but it was pretty lean. Next time I'll prep for a 12-24 hr slow cook in the water bath.

poeticoddity
Jan 14, 2007
"How nice - to feel nothing and still get full credit for being alive." - Kurt Vonnegut Jr. - Slaughterhouse Five

Outrail posted:

Just following up on this. I didn't have time to SV, but for some reason it thawed out oddly fast, being fully thawed by early afternoon in an ice bath.

Cooked it pretty fast in the oven with another two hours at low temp. Slightly dry, but it was pretty lean. Next time I'll prep for a 12-24 hr slow cook in the water bath.

A pretty solid rule of thumb I've learned for sous vide with frozen foods is to multiply cook time by 1.5 to account for the time required to get the center up to temperature, which is nice because it's usually well within the maximum suggested cook time.
For fillets, burgers, and other reasonably thin preparations, you can typically just add 15-30 minutes

For most common meats, someone's made a time*temperature chart which accounts for whatever's the temperature-heartiest common pathogen for that meat.
I recently cooked 4 frozen 3lb turkey breasts with no problems.

You can also use an immersion circulator set to <40F to speed up the thawing of frozen meat if you plan on cooking it some other way.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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poeticoddity posted:

You can also use an immersion circulator set to <40F to speed up the thawing of frozen meat if you plan on cooking it some other way.

.....

gently caress! Why didn't I think of that? Goddam it's so obvious.

Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!
I come to you guys in my hour of need. I scored the hambone with a buncha meat on it from our family get together this year. How do I soup? I've never souped with one.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
I'd like to make some fritters to take to Thanksgiving dinner but last time I did they started weeping in transit. Is there a way to prevent this?

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


AKA Pseudonym posted:

I'd like to make some fritters to take to Thanksgiving dinner but last time I did they started weeping in transit. Is there a way to prevent this?

Sing them a happy song to chase those blues away?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Captainsalami posted:

I come to you guys in my hour of need. I scored the hambone with a buncha meat on it from our family get together this year. How do I soup? I've never souped with one.

I did a pea and ham soup last year. I can remember what the recipe was but it was one of the several dozen similar recipes that come up googling 'ham bone pea and ham soup'. The only thing I did was make sure of I simmered it forever to get the meat off the bone. The rest was just throwing in whatever I felt like as time went on to get the flavours right.

wormil
Sep 12, 2002

Hulk will smoke you!

Captainsalami posted:

I come to you guys in my hour of need. I scored the hambone with a buncha meat on it from our family get together this year. How do I soup? I've never souped with one.

Hambone + onions + beans + chicken stock = soup. At the end just pull out the bone. Feel free to add carrots, peppers, butter, soy sauce, white wine, salt, pepper, etc.

Annath
Jan 11, 2009

Batatouille is a great and funny play on words for a video game creature and I love silly words like these
Clever Betty
Y'all have a good (read: actually thought out) baking time chart for turkeys?

I'm planning on preheating at 500F with the baking steel in, then putting the turkey (on baking rack inside the disposable roasting pan) directly on the steel.

I know at this point the idea is lower the temp and cook, but I've found mixed messages on things like lower temp and longer time for bigger birds etc.

Thoughts?

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



BrianBoitano posted:

How do people not go insane quartering cherry tomatoes?



I'm not 100% against SLAP CHOP :v:

How many we talking?

At the deli, we had to cut cases of them at a time for making 2 gallons of tomato cucumber salad. So what you do is:

Get two plates. Fill one plate with your 'maters. Put the other one on top, upside down, so now you have a UFO-shaped thing full of tomatoes. Grab a long serrated bread knife, slide it between the plates, and start sawing across between the plates while applying a very gentle pressure with your other hand so they don't shift around.

That's only gonna cut them in half, but after that you can quarter them with ease and swiftness, I imagine, because the skins are already broken. We only had to halve them, thank god.

But yeah, sharp and serrated knives are definitely your friends.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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Annath posted:

Y'all have a good (read: actually thought out) baking time chart for turkeys?

I'm planning on preheating at 500F with the baking steel in, then putting the turkey (on baking rack inside the disposable roasting pan) directly on the steel.

I know at this point the idea is lower the temp and cook, but I've found mixed messages on things like lower temp and longer time for bigger birds etc.

Thoughts?

I'm not the greatest cook, but after cooking about 6 turkeys including a turducken I say gently caress getting too fancy and cook a frozen cannonball straight from the freezer for minimum fuss and moist breast meat. The ratio of effort to reward is very favorable and lets you focus on more important things like gravy and making crispy roast potatoes and drinking.

1)Buy frozen turkey and disposable baking tray
2)Keep frozen until Thanksgiving/Christmas morning
3)Peel wrapping off turkey
4) Smear salt, pepper and smoked paprika on the hard frozen surface of the Turkey
5) Put turkey in 400F oven
6) 20 mins later turn down to 325F and wrap turkey in lattice of bacon.
7) 30 mins later curse loudly and pull gizzard bag out of turkey. Put stuffing into turkey.
8) Didn't need this step after all but I don;t want to renumber the rest of this
9) Cook the rest of the way according to the chart linked below
10) If you've done something fancy with a thawed out turkey this won't help you at all.
11) Eat a really tasty turkey.

https://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-cook-a-completely-frozen-turkey-for-thanksgiving-225796

Annath
Jan 11, 2009

Batatouille is a great and funny play on words for a video game creature and I love silly words like these
Clever Betty
Well I don't know about fancy but the turkey I have is thawed/thawing.

I was planning on doing the dry brine thing then making some herbed butter with lemon peel, thyme, rosemary, sage, and grains of paradise, and rubbing that liberally under the skin. I usually "baste" the outside of the skin with a mixture of melted butter and paprika during cooking for a lovely color and crispiness.

e: Serious Eats says for larger birds to reduce the cooking temp by 50F and increase the time by up to 40% from what is given in their recipes. (https://www.seriouseats.com/2014/11/buying-prepping-cooking-carving-thanksgiving-turkey-complete-guide-food-lab.html#big)

Their roast turkey recipe (https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2014/11/the-best-simple-roast-turkey-gravy-recipe.html) states to start at 500, reduce to 300, and cook for 3-4 hours. That would mean cooking at 250F for 4.2 - 5.6 hours. Is that really a good idea? I mean I guess its fine, its actually a little warmer that I'd go in the smoker, just seems strange.

Annath fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Nov 20, 2018

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Outrail posted:

I'm not the greatest cook, but after cooking about 6 turkeys including a turducken I say gently caress getting too fancy and cook a frozen cannonball straight from the freezer for minimum fuss and moist breast meat. The ratio of effort to reward is very favorable and lets you focus on more important things like gravy and making crispy roast potatoes and drinking.

1)Buy frozen turkey and disposable baking tray
2)Keep frozen until Thanksgiving/Christmas morning
3)Peel wrapping off turkey
4) Smear salt, pepper and smoked paprika on the hard frozen surface of the Turkey
5) Put turkey in 400F oven
6) 20 mins later turn down to 325F and wrap turkey in lattice of bacon.
7) 30 mins later curse loudly and pull gizzard bag out of turkey. Put stuffing into turkey.
8) Didn't need this step after all but I don;t want to renumber the rest of this
9) Cook the rest of the way according to the chart linked below
10) If you've done something fancy with a thawed out turkey this won't help you at all.
11) Eat a really tasty turkey.

https://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-cook-a-completely-frozen-turkey-for-thanksgiving-225796

I lol'ed at step 7. I was high as balls doing my first-ever turkey 20+'years ago and did the same thing. The "whoops, hey here's a bag of guts", not stuffing it. I'd read enough magazine articles about how OMG YOU WILL DIE IF YOU MAKE THE RAW STUFFING IN THE BIRD to avoid that, at least. If only Cooks Illustrated had thought to also remind me "don't get wasted before you put the bird in the oven."

Fortunately everyone else was high too, it was a Friendsgiving for my fellow "stranded at college during a snow storm" orphans, and I caught my mistake when taking it out to baste and flip and saw the plastic peeking out of where Tom Turkey's head used to be. I'd taken the one packet out of his butthole, but didn't know there was another in his neck hole. So no one was any the wiser, and no one got sick. drat good turkey, too (or maybe we were, y'know, just high as balls and ready to eat anything in front of us.)

poeticoddity
Jan 14, 2007
"How nice - to feel nothing and still get full credit for being alive." - Kurt Vonnegut Jr. - Slaughterhouse Five

JacquelineDempsey posted:

I lol'ed at step 7. I was high as balls doing my first-ever turkey 20+'years ago and did the same thing. The "whoops, hey here's a bag of guts", not stuffing it. I'd read enough magazine articles about how OMG YOU WILL DIE IF YOU MAKE THE RAW STUFFING IN THE BIRD to avoid that, at least. If only Cooks Illustrated had thought to also remind me "don't get wasted before you put the bird in the oven."

Fortunately everyone else was high too, it was a Friendsgiving for my fellow "stranded at college during a snow storm" orphans, and I caught my mistake when taking it out to baste and flip and saw the plastic peeking out of where Tom Turkey's head used to be. I'd taken the one packet out of his butthole, but didn't know there was another in his neck hole. So no one was any the wiser, and no one got sick. drat good turkey, too (or maybe we were, y'know, just high as balls and ready to eat anything in front of us.)

For future reference, if everyone's stoned at Thanksgiving, it can be referred to as "Danksgiving", as I learned from some friends a few years back.

Also, if anyone's got a thawed turkey and is feeling adventurous, Food Wishes has an awesome tutorial on de-boning a whole turkey to turn it into a roulade which looks pretty rad.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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Until I got to north America I don't think I'd ever even interacted with a non cooked turkey. The two bags thing almost got me as well.

The thing is it's impossible to remove a plastic bag of organs from a rock solid ball of turkey ice. So you need to let it cook/defrost for a while, but not so long that the plastic gets too hot. Really that's the hardest part.

Actually come to think of it you might have to leave the turkey hollow to let it cook from the inside and outside at the same time, and cook the stuffing separately. Do what the link says, I'm not a clever man.

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Annath
Jan 11, 2009

Batatouille is a great and funny play on words for a video game creature and I love silly words like these
Clever Betty
I once fully cooked the turkey with the bag of giblets in it.

Before cooking, I searched inside for the giblets, and couldn't find it. There was still ice inside, but i dug around and scratched and pulled and just couldn't find it. I assumed it'd accidentally just not been included when it was packaged.

After cooking, went to carve it, and discovered that the bag if giblets wasn't inserted into the large opening at the back of the bird; instead it had been stuffed into the small opening at the front/top and covered over with the hanging skin. :saddowns:

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