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Iron Crowned posted:parasites? *pumps shotgun* Monsters.
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Oh what in the unholy gently caress
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Nov 19, 2018 16:35
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I always knew there was no god, but all the same it's nice to finally see the evidence.
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Nov 19, 2018 17:04
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ReidRansom posted:I always knew there was no god, but all the same it's nice to finally see the evidence. Wait'll you get a load of this 'United States of America' place.
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Nov 19, 2018 17:05
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Tubgoat posted:Wait'll you get a load of this 'United States of America' place. You are right, there must be a God if a place is to be God forsaken.
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Nov 19, 2018 17:35
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Skippy McPants posted:Yep. Horsehair worms. the infection acts on the infected host's brain. This causes the host insect to seek water and drown itself, thus returning the nematomorph to water.[6] P. tricuspidatus is also remarkably able to survive the predation of their host, being able to wiggle out of the predator that has eaten the host.[8] There are a few cases of accidental parasitism in vertebrate hosts, including dogs[9] and humans. Several cases involving Parachordodes, Paragordius, or Gordius have been recorded in human hosts in Japan and China.[10][11]
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Nov 19, 2018 17:42
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Dennis McClaren posted:the infection acts on the infected host's brain. This causes the host insect to seek water and drown itself, thus returning the nematomorph to water.[6] P. tricuspidatus is also remarkably able to survive the predation of their host, being able to wiggle out of the predator that has eaten the host.[8] And now I'm seeing a good reason to switch to an all chicken tendies diet
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Nov 19, 2018 17:45
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Dennis McClaren posted:causes the host insect to seek water and drown itself, thus returning the nematomorph to water.  Hell to the no-oooooooo!!!
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Nov 19, 2018 17:47
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https://twitter.com/stephemcneal/status/1064566495156539400
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Nov 19, 2018 18:30
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Im sorry honey, but you're not performing the way we expected, we will not be renewing our parental contract
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Nov 19, 2018 19:17
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the infection acts on the infected host's brain.This causes the host parent to seek social media, this returning the narcissist back to the center of attention.[6]. H. sapiens is also remarkably able to survive by leeching food from their host, before being able to wiggle out and continue to live off of the hosts resources for another 18+ years.
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Nov 19, 2018 19:18
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that kid looks like his mom's bullshit gave him his mid-life crisis early
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Nov 19, 2018 19:46
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https://twitter.com/stephemcneal/status/1064567511344193537
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Nov 19, 2018 21:12
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Reading the comments, apparently this woman and her husband took pictures of a house they were buying, calling the current residents drug dealers. After evicting them, they then let the house sit vacant for two years while waiting on a reality TV gig that never came 
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Nov 19, 2018 21:35
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I didn’t think I could hate someone based purely off of their Instagram pictures but here I am. Her page just looks like generic Pinterest bs. She puts WAY too much stock in online validation from strangers.
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Nov 19, 2018 22:07
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a reality tv show where desperate people pitch ideas for reality tv shows, but the twist is that they all get radiation poisoning instead pic unrelated 
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Nov 19, 2018 23:35
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found a pic of Cash Crab moderating the thread
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Nov 21, 2018 02:28
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Nov 21, 2018 03:38
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If you sit on your foot first so it goes numb, you can pretend it's your boyfriend's hand.
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Nov 21, 2018 03:52
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This is incorrect even for self-Bokononism
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Nov 21, 2018 04:49
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lol if you've never done this
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Nov 21, 2018 05:40
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My feet are gross. Therefore all feet are gross.
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Nov 21, 2018 05:42
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Oh look, some eldritch nightmare to keep me busy.
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Nov 21, 2018 05:59
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Intoluene posted:Oh look, some eldritch nightmare to keep me busy. What hell is going on in that gif? Does the Mantis have some parasite or is that just something they have naturally?
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Nov 21, 2018 06:58
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twistedmentat posted:What hell is going on in that gif? Does the Mantis have some parasite or is that just something they have naturally? Skippy McPants posted:Yep. Horsehair worms. Dennis McClaren posted:the infection acts on the infected host's brain. This causes the host insect to seek water and drown itself, thus returning the nematomorph to water.[6] P. tricuspidatus is also remarkably able to survive the predation of their host, being able to wiggle out of the predator that has eaten the host.[8]  pseudorandom has a new favorite as of 07:05 on Nov 21, 2018 |
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Nov 21, 2018 06:59
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The realm of parasitic worms is one full of every body-horror you could imagine. Ten seconds of web searching is enough to fuel a lifetime of nightmares. Speaking of: guy comes in complaining about abdominal pain, doctors open him up and find pounds of giant roundworms infesting his lower intestine. The video below contains what I just described, so click the link at your own risk.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pEGIY_DS0Q
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Nov 21, 2018 07:46
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I loving love parasites they're so perfectly abject
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Nov 21, 2018 07:50
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Skippy McPants posted:The realm of parasitic worms is one full of every body-horror you could imagine. Ten seconds of web searching is enough to fuel a lifetime of nightmares. I, too, enjoy the occasional bowl of ramen.
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Nov 21, 2018 07:52
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Mmmm, bean sprouts.
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Nov 21, 2018 07:59
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Skippy McPants posted:The realm of parasitic worms is one full of every body-horror you could imagine. Ten seconds of web searching is enough to fuel a lifetime of nightmares. Sweet gently caress even cats and dogs don't usually get this wormy. I have heard of a worm foreign body obstruction though but I wouldn't think it would be that large. Never seen it myself. Like seriously was this guy God's gift to roundworms? Were his intestines just so appealing that all the roundworms flocked from near and wide to infest him?
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Nov 21, 2018 08:00
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pseudorandom posted:I, too, enjoy the occasional bowel of ramen.
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Nov 21, 2018 08:26
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That guy's intestines were like the MGM grand hotel of Roundworm infestations. They were pulling fistfuls of the drat things Geez.
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Nov 21, 2018 09:04
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I guess that guy ingested so much soil his stomach was listed in the worm apartment guide
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Nov 21, 2018 10:14
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Skippy McPants posted:The realm of parasitic worms is one full of every body-horror you could imagine. Ten seconds of web searching is enough to fuel a lifetime of nightmares. Found a translation of the doctors https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKejnObexQU
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Nov 21, 2018 10:17
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Man was right to create knives
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Nov 21, 2018 10:19
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Anyway, it's that special time of the year again: MY BIRTHDAY. This year, I want to hear your worst dating stories. Specifically the ones where YOU hosed up, not the other person. I also want uncomfortable slightly cursed images, or as always, genuinely nice messages in private. Thank you.
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Nov 21, 2018 10:42
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I'm single and haven't been on a date in years because I am terrified by my own insecurities and have zero faith in my ability to appear human under close examination. Good enough? Also, happy birthday.
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Nov 21, 2018 10:51
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Nov 21, 2018 11:00
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Uncomfortable, and slightly cursed you say?   I've literally never been on a bad date.
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Nov 21, 2018 11:01
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 I've never gone on an actual date. 😀
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