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Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

So, the GRRM is allegedly holed up in his mountain fastness a cabin, trying desperately to finish Winds.

I'm expecting a manifesto from him before I expect a novel.

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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
He's probably very aware that its sales will be a lot lower if it comes out after the show finishes

I guess he's not gently caress You Rich Enough

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

He's probably dying.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

So, the GRRM is allegedly holed up in his mountain fastness a cabin, trying desperately to finish Winds.

I'm expecting a manifesto from him before I expect a novel.

Spoiler: he won't.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

precision posted:

He's probably very aware that its sales will be a lot lower if it comes out after the show finishes

I guess he's not gently caress You Rich Enough

The man owns a nerdhouse full of models. gently caress, GRRM, be happy with that.

Edit: Obviously, I mean nerd models, not fashion models.

Lycus fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Nov 20, 2018

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
59 minutes until the release of the sixth ASoIaF novel written by George Robert Rodriguez Martin.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

The new book is out!

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Kuiperdolin posted:

The new book is out!

Mission Accomplished. Close the thread.

Sassy Sasquatch
Feb 28, 2013

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

I'm expecting a manifesto from him before I expect a novel.

Pear shaped men of all countries unite ! We must seize the means of production. Anyone got a link to ... *checks notes* Wordstar 4.0 ?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
The GRRM is angry. Pay attention to him.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

GRRM is sealing himself into a wall made of Wild Cards novels.,


"For the love of GRRM, GRRMtressor!"

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

A chapter and a half before you get to the first rape (there's an almost-rape in the first chapter to tide you over).

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Kuiperdolin posted:

A chapter and a half before you get to the first rape (there's an almost-rape in the first chapter to tide you over).

Many were worried GRRM had run out of steam, but not me. I knew the fat gently caress still had it in him.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
No guys, I really care about getting Winds finished, it really matters to me

*offers to write five different pilots for HBO, knowing full well that at least four will never see the light of day*

It's just, I can't understand why I never seem to have time to do it

*Publishes a Wildcards book every six months, writes part one of a bunch of prequel books no one but him gives a poo poo about*

I really wish I had the time to writing this single, most important thing to me but I just don't for some reason.

Sassy Sasquatch
Feb 28, 2013


What's this Winds of Winter GURM keeps ranting about ? Has he partnered with Disney to produce a sequel to Frozen or something ?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Sassy Sasquatch posted:

What's this Winds of Winter GURM keeps ranting about ? Has he partnered with Disney to produce a sequel to Frozen or something ?

It's a WILDCARDS book or something. I dunno. His contract's up in April anyway, so I don't know why he's whining about it now that the clock's ticking down to zero on him.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



I stared at the screen trying to come up with a post about how much bullshit that article is but much like its subject, words are failing me.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

GRRM is sealing himself into a wall made of Wild Cards novels.,


"For the love of GRRM, GRRMtressor!"

"Yes, for the love of neeps!"

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
The only reason the hypothetical book would sell any more than it would after the show ends is morons buying it thinking that's the end of the book series. It's gonna be a re-hash of like 2 seasons ago or more with 5 useless go-nowhere panic-plots thrown in on top of the already-existing 10 go-nowhere plots because he wants to pretend he still has his own thing going on.


He should just give up. Anything that actually comes out is going to be even more embarrassing than ADWD, which would make it a monumental accomplishment among literatures biggest embarrassments.

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Nov 21, 2018

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

TK-42-1 posted:

I stared at the screen trying to come up with a post about how much bullshit that article is but much like its subject, words are failing me.

And it's from IGN too, an industrial-scale bullshit manufacturer! :buddy:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lmfao I just remembered GRRM was openly talking about writing in sexy scenes for the various actresses from the show he was perving on and not even that could motivate him to get his poo poo finished

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmfao I just remembered GRRM was openly talking about writing in sexy scenes for the various actresses from the show he was perving on and not even that could motivate him to get his poo poo finished

Current Mood: Horny

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmfao I just remembered GRRM was openly talking about writing in sexy scenes for the various actresses from the show he was perving on and not even that could motivate him to get his poo poo finished

They killed Osha so he gave up writing because he couldn't perv on the hairy lady anymore.

Doctor Faustine
Sep 2, 2018

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmfao I just remembered GRRM was openly talking about writing in sexy scenes for the various actresses from the show he was perving on and not even that could motivate him to get his poo poo finished

Oh my God, source?

Not that I dont believe it. I just want to read it in his own drat words.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

They killed Osha so he gave up writing because he couldn't perv on the hairy lady anymore.

Reminder that they changed Asha's name because they didn't want anyone confusing the 10 minutes of screen time Osha had with the hours of the newly named Yara. Also there's a character name Arya or something, I don't know.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




God that always makes me laugh. Even with Osha's expanded role in the show she isn't in it enough to worry about Asha sounding the same.

Yara sounds more like Arya than Asha does Osha imo anyway

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
They also changed the Others to the White Walkers because they thought people would get confused with Lost. No ones thought about Lost in a decade.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Doctor Faustine posted:

Oh my God, source?

Not that I dont believe it. I just want to read it in his own drat words.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Lmfaoooooooo

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




I love that absolute fucker.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

esperterra posted:

I love that absolute fucker.

I'm just confused about why he needs to take a cold shower, he can wash his hands in the sink :confused:

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

The mood marker, my god; he wants to ensure your comprehension and so after his sly jokes he grabs your shoulders, shaking you wildly while screaming the punchline into your face.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

precision posted:

I'm just confused about why he needs to take a cold shower, he can wash his hands in the sink :confused:

He jerks into his abyss of a navel.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

The mood marker, my god; he wants to ensure your comprehension and so after his sly jokes he grabs your shoulders, shaking you wildly while screaming the punchline into your face.

Words are wind.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

He jerks into his abyss of a navel.

hell, :same:

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

Remember also when GRRM liked Ros (for non-pervy reasons) so much he said hed write her into the books, but then they killed her off when the actress wanted to stop doing nude scenes?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Someone post the video where he's perving on Emilia Clarke while she's sitting 10 feet away from him

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

The mood marker, my god; he wants to ensure your comprehension and so after his sly jokes he grabs your shoulders, shaking you wildly while screaming the punchline into your face.

the american tolkien

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

banned from Starbucks posted:

the american tolkien

That's always such a wonderfully backhanded compliment

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TERFherder
Apr 26, 2010

удар в шкурові кульки




I'm 100% positive he is referring to the German anal porn that Sibel Kekilli did.

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