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wargames posted:but tesla like apple so BRAVE for taking such a bold move in distruping our mindsets on whether a car should be made, or function. Just-In-Timeberlake posted:lmao with the absurd amount of salt we put on our roads you bet your rear end i'm in the wash bay regularly feels good to disappear into a cloud of grey water and emerge in a clean, unsalted car
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flakeloaf posted:ftfy well if you own a tesla it's a choice between body rot and a functioning vehicle I guess
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Check out two Tesla battery modulus catch fire and thermal runaway, courtesy of rich rebuilds. It was part of an ev conversion project, and they weren't accidentally sorted the battery out. https://youtu.be/WdDi1haA71Q
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bigclive could totally make a feature film with a tesla couldn't he assuming it didn't kill him in the process i mean
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Jamsta posted:Check out two Tesla battery modulus catch fire and thermal runaway, courtesy of rich rebuilds. just start at 6:19 and watch the batteries taking off like bottle rockets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdDi1haA71Q&t=379s
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infernal machines posted:actual tesla content: they broke a bunch of basic poo poo, like rolling up windows, OTA, in an attempt to fix their massive design deficiencies lol when i clicked this url there was an ad at the bottom which was "buy gold!1!!111!", but for ev battery metals
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infernal machines posted:actual tesla content: they broke a bunch of basic poo poo, like rolling up windows, OTA, in an attempt to fix their massive design deficiencies The hardware doesn't matter, we can update everything in software. Want a self driving car? We've just gotta write the code and push it out to the fleet
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https://twitter.com/NYCAntifa/status/1066114782493884416
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next up smash into an ambulance for the first responder trifecta
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that tweet of the tesla hitting the police car is old as hell (6 months)
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Mr. Nice! posted:a few pages back, but florida does have hills in the panhandle, and some of the hills in town here require curbing your tires to safely park on them. the panhandle has actually belonged to Georgia this whole time and nobody's bothered to check 
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Shame Boy posted:the panhandle has actually belonged to Georgia this whole time and nobody's bothered to check The panhandle is Alabama mostly
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actually i was up in Tallahassee recently and it does have some nice rolling hills and beautiful scenic farmland and meadows around it, shame about the rest
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FAUXTON posted:The panhandle is Alabama mostly alabama already has access to the gulf of mexico so they let georgia have it 
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pretty old but i love it when musk tries to be nerd-cool:
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Model 3rd Impact
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SardonicTyrant posted:Model 3rd Impact
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Shame Boy posted:actually i was up in Tallahassee recently and it does have some nice rolling hills and beautiful scenic farmland and meadows around it, shame about the rest Did you miss the insanely phallic capital building
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now post a gif of it majestically rising over the horizon as you travel towards it on apalachee
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:now post a gif of it majestically rising over the horizon as you travel towards it on apalachee I left FL in 2007 and have been back fewer than 5 times since to visit family.
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and you wont travel back there just to make a gif for the funy computer forum?????
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shockingly, the car that was only ever tested on a road track in california literally does not function in snow
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for reference, this is the car that needed an ota update to make the brakes work because no one thought to check if real-world braking performance differed from their perfectly clean and level asphalt test-track
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"Hi internet, my brand new car won't move lol. It's snowing outside and I'm getting hungry"
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Car now claiming a snowbank as its permanent residence, please advise.
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infernal machines posted:shockingly, the car that was only ever tested on a road track in california literally does not function in snow lmao the traction control is being spectacularly overzealous there
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:lmao the traction control is being spectacularly overzealous there I think you’ll find it has 100% traction control
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Tell him to just activate automatic driving and it will seek out a snowplow for him.
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it's amazing that the wheels apparently aren't even beginning to rotate. i thought that traction control at least needed a little bit of movement to detect slipping. almost like it's just a terrible software bug like those italian motorcycles where the engine won't fire if it's exactly 0 celsius because of a divide-by-zero error but if it is traction control why isn't there just a button to turn it off, like in every other car ever made with the system
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ok why isn't there a four-finger touchscreen gesture that deactivates it and pops up a giggling anime girl in a snowsuit
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you won't car.
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Sagebrush posted:ok why isn't there a four-finger touchscreen gesture that deactivates it and pops up a giggling anime girl in a snowsuit
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Sagebrush posted:ok why isn't there a four-finger touchscreen gesture that deactivates it and pops up a giggling anime girl in a snowsuit just put it into ludicrous mode and do a burnout into your garage
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you're notice he was lucky enough to have that happen on his driveway, and not say, in the middle of an intersection making a left with an 18 wheeler barreling down on him
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its a shame i would have to wait 1.5 hours every 3 hours if i chose a telsa on a cross-country road trip
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everything about tesla is like one of those 20 year old jokes about what if microsoft built a car? except for real and people are spending $60k+ to buy them
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