Metal Thread 202X - lol they suck a bunch, I'm already in an Uber home, bitch

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Nazzadan: Jun 22, 2016

I was wrong, those all come out the 30th not tomorrow, I missread RYM

# ? Nov 26, 2018 18:48

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 00:36

owl_pellet: Nov 20, 2005; show your enemy
what you look like

very stable genius posted:

Maybe it�s the weather but the new Windhand album is exactly what the doctor ordered. It is slowly making its way into my top 5 albums of the year. Music to Seasonal Depression to.

I'm listening to this at work now and enjoying it, thanks for posting about it

# ? Nov 26, 2018 19:01

ASenileAnimal: Dec 21, 2017

just found this thread and im glad i did cause i never heard bolt thrower before and now i have and im pretty happy.

BOLT THROWER

# ? Nov 26, 2018 22:38

Marin Karin: Jul 29, 2011; What are you, compared to my magnificence?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weNJvskSj3k

# ? Nov 26, 2018 22:39

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

ASenileAnimal posted:

just found this thread and im glad i did cause i never heard bolt thrower before and now i have and im pretty happy.

BOLT THROWER

# ? Nov 26, 2018 22:40

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

# ? Nov 26, 2018 23:36

Marin Karin: Jul 29, 2011; What are you, compared to my magnificence?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-ssrpexU1o

# ? Nov 26, 2018 23:46

GuardianOfAsgaard: Feb 1, 2012; Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods

Marin Karin posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-ssrpexU1o

I like everything about this post :discourse:

BOLT THROWER

# ? Nov 26, 2018 23:55

Henrik Zetterberg: Dec 7, 2007

Marin Karin posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-ssrpexU1o

The shuffle function Apple has implemented in their Music app is loving garbage, but every time I shuffle my ~24h workout playlist, this song always plays at some point while I'm lifting, so I can't be too mad at that.

# ? Nov 27, 2018 00:08

A human heart: Oct 10, 2012

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

that's definitely the sandwich form of opeth's music

lol

# ? Nov 27, 2018 00:21

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Marin Karin posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-ssrpexU1o

This is a very good post.

BOLT THROWER

# ? Nov 27, 2018 02:18

Kilometers Davis: Jul 9, 2007; They begin again

Vintersorg posted:

I've grown to like recent Opeth stuff - it's not that bad, the last album that is.

But it's a shame the direction they turned to when Steven Wilson from Porcupine Tree started producing then got rid of Peter Lindgren and Martin Lopez.

I plan on giving the new stuff an honest chance soon. I never hated it but the internet hatetrain colored my interest of it so I never listened much. Now I�m way past caring what people dislike on the internet so it�s time to try it all again. I�ll always love Mikael as a person and musician regardless.

# ? Nov 27, 2018 02:36

The Muppets On PCP: Nov 13, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

opeth is made tolerable with 3rd rate trap beats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EXh-mXaGHE

# ? Nov 27, 2018 02:59

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

Opeth's run from MAYH up to Watershed is one of the best in metal history imo

# ? Nov 27, 2018 03:54

Kilometers Davis: Jul 9, 2007; They begin again

Henchman of Santa posted:

Opeth's run from MAYH up to Watershed is one of the best in metal history imo

From Orchid to Watershed imo

The quality of that run is too good. I don�t know how they managed it. They kept their sound but every album has a distinct personality.

# ? Nov 27, 2018 04:05

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle

GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

I like everything about this post

BOLT THROWER

I love Bolt Thrower even more after finding out a lot of NSBM dweebs are pissed at them, for being openly left-wing and getting neo-nazi fuccboi bands kicked off festival lineups, by refusing to play otherwise.

# ? Nov 27, 2018 07:55

Full Collapse: Dec 4, 2002

KozmoNaut posted:

I love Bolt Thrower even more after finding out a lot of NSBM dweebs are pissed at them, for being openly left-wing and getting neo-nazi fuccboi bands kicked off festival lineups, by refusing to play otherwise.

Bolt Thrower have moved from best to bestest.

# ? Nov 27, 2018 07:56

Kilometers Davis: Jul 9, 2007; They begin again

KozmoNaut posted:

I love Bolt Thrower even more after finding out a lot of NSBM dweebs are pissed at them, for being openly left-wing and getting neo-nazi fuccboi bands kicked off festival lineups, by refusing to play otherwise.

Whaaaaaat? Details? That�s loving amazing.

# ? Nov 27, 2018 08:01

Marin Karin: Jul 29, 2011; What are you, compared to my magnificence?

I didn't know about that. I just know that story Karl told about punching out some skinhead and hightailing it out of there while being chased by nazis with aluminium bats.

# ? Nov 27, 2018 08:06

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle

E: Karl is good people.

I don't have any details, it was just some guy whining about it on the NWN forums. Possibly something with Sargeist and Netherlands Death Fest, but I'm not sure.

Also, the NWN dweebs call Hellfest "(Shek)Hellfest". Because the Jews. Yeah.

# ? Nov 27, 2018 08:06

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

Marin Karin posted:

I didn't know about that. I just know that story Karl told about punching out some skinhead and hightailing it out of there while being chased by nazis with aluminium bats.

Karl Willets posted:

Here's my account of the NJ Riot... It is a memorable point in the history of Bolt Thrower...

We were told before to expect some poo poo at this venue, we were greeted by a somewhat jumpy female promoter. Nazi skinheads had recently been walking into gigs and trashing the place and causing brawls, rumour had it tonight was to be no different.
We met with the guys from Immolation, top blokes... off their tits on PCP, the load in was amusing... I'd had a bit of crystal meth that night which may have added to the overall weirdness of the night.

Robert Muller our German friend from Century Media Records was also there, he kindly gave us the loan of his pet slugger (baseball bat), which we removed from the trunk (boot) of his car and surreptitiously hid behind the stage.

I remember throughout the support bands these nazi pricks had started to do that stupid arm stretching routine a lot... I got on stage and told them to stop... No surprise they didn't... but they'd had a warning... When we went on stage I was furious, I remember some small black dude, well into the band and metal, who was petrified by these animals, I think I warned them a couple of times... but the only thing these idiots would react to was direct confrontation.

I launched myself off the stage aiming myself at this one gangly twat, who had annoyed me particularly, and between me and the sound engineer from the venue we had them cornered. I looked out the corner of my eye to see this huge Neanderthal coming right at me, with Adolf Hitler tattooed on his chest- at this point our Tour Manager intervened with the German slugger!
I saw the nazi monster collapse to the floor with blood pissing out of his head, the backswing to the bat almost killed one of the skinhead kids whom must have been about 12.

The place descended into chaos, the security guards were related to the skinheads, it could have got bad... We loaded our gear out superquick thanks to a more together Immolation and high-tailed it out of there. As we left, Baz remembered we left the baseball bat in the venue, he went back in to retrieve it just as the skinheads returned to the venue for vengeance... I have never seen a man move so quick through a melee of flailing limbs!

We drove off and we then thought that we were being followed by carloads of nazis after our blood, so we pulled over to confront them, yelling as we approached the stopped vehicles, until we realised it was some fans just making sure we got away ok...

Dimebags Brain fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Nov 27, 2018

# ? Nov 27, 2018 08:49

Mr. Pickles: Mar 19, 2014

NAZI PUNKS gently caress OFF

BOLT THROWER!!!

# ? Nov 27, 2018 09:31

Malaria: Oct 21, 2017

I didn't think Bolt Thrower could get any cooler. Yet here we are.

# ? Nov 27, 2018 09:36

Mr. Pickles: Mar 19, 2014

It's slightly cooler if you consider this was an unprovoked long post/comment made by Karl on the spot, answering a random fan's comment

# ? Nov 27, 2018 09:37

Siivola: Dec 23, 2012

Mr. Pickles posted:

NAZI PUNKS gently caress OFF

BOLT THROWER!!!

# ? Nov 27, 2018 09:50

Kilometers Davis: Jul 9, 2007; They begin again

HELL YES

HAIL BOLT THROWER

# ? Nov 27, 2018 10:45

tote up a bags: Jun 8, 2006; die stoats die

lmafo BOLT THROWER

# ? Nov 27, 2018 11:11

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

I didn't think it was possible to love Bolt Thrower more than I already did, but here we are.

# ? Nov 27, 2018 11:35

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle

quote:

I'd had a bit of crystal meth that night which may have added to the overall weirdness of the night.

# ? Nov 27, 2018 12:47

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Henchman of Santa posted:

Opeth's run from MAYH up to Watershed is one of the best in metal history imo

It kinda ran out of gas for me at the second half of Ghost Reveries. Watershed wasn't bad or anything but I guess I'd just lost interest by then.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I didn't think it was possible to love Bolt Thrower more than I already did, but here we are.

# ? Nov 27, 2018 14:02

tote up a bags: Jun 8, 2006; die stoats die

Well good news Opeth pals: http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/mikael-akerfeldt-has-an-hour-and-a-halfs-worth-of-material-written-for-next-opeth-album/

# ? Nov 27, 2018 14:05

Monstaland: Sep 23, 2003

I feel really lucky for having seen Bolt Thrower on a really small stage at a free entrance festival not long before they disbanded. They were absolutely killing it and I lost my poo poo when the Fourth Crusade started to play. Karl is an awesome dude, as well on social media as on stage. I think his new band is dull but I go see them when I can anyway just to see Karl.

# ? Nov 27, 2018 14:06

Vulture Culture: Jul 14, 2003; I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

tote up a bags posted:

Well good news Opeth pals: http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/mikael-akerfeldt-has-an-hour-and-a-halfs-worth-of-material-written-for-next-opeth-album/

Whoa, that's got to be at least four songs' worth

# ? Nov 27, 2018 15:18

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

# ? Nov 27, 2018 15:19

Dead Goon: Dec 13, 2002; No Obvious Flaws

Nile is making my desk rattle. I love Nile.

(For Whom The Gods Detest)

# ? Nov 27, 2018 16:50

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

# ? Nov 27, 2018 18:12

Less Claypool: Apr 16, 2009; More Primus For Fucks Sake.

People spontaneously combust each year, it's just not widely reported.

# ? Nov 27, 2018 22:02

Nordick: Sep 3, 2011; Yes.

Here's some really drat competent Mgla worship that might help tide you over if, like me, you're pining after a new Mgla album.

https://groza-blackmetal.bandcamp.com/album/unified-in-void

# ? Nov 28, 2018 04:55

Mr. Pickles: Mar 19, 2014

Snowy posted:

mom hot

# ? Nov 28, 2018 09:15

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 00:36

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Mr. Pickles posted:

mom hot

I�ve seen that picture but never noticed the rainbow somehow :3:

# ? Nov 28, 2018 13:03

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