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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:having tried both opiates and server-side javascript i can verify from personal experience that only one of them is fun and it's not the javascript I love opiates
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jit bull transpile posted:I love opiates  every time I end up with an injury that requires them I’m a liiiiiittle bit excited
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Achmed Jones posted:
I'm having a dental implant on Friday with a sinus augmentation and it's gonna suck but I get to take percocet nonstop for like two weeks withdrawals are gonna suck rear end though, have to make sure I cut them on a Friday night so I have the weekend to recover
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*puts on face mask at night* my sinuses are augmented
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i wonder how america finds itself in an opiate crisis, because that's really hard to jit bull transpile posted:I love opiates Achmed Jones posted:
jit bull transpile posted:I'm having a dental implant on Friday with a sinus augmentation and it's gonna suck but I get to take percocet nonstop for like two weeks .. huh. ok
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do americans dream of opiate sleep?
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Achmed Jones posted:
wtf "every time"??? it has literally never happened to me in almost 40 years on this cursed earth
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I once had a tooth pulled for which I got the one that’s Tylenol and some opiate. I took one then fell asleep extremely worried I wasn’t going to ever wake up but unable to do anything about it. I’ve never really “gotten” the appeal of opiates.
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Schadenboner posted:fell asleep extremely worried I wasn’t going to ever wake up but unable to do anything about it. This appeals to some people.
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:does windows even have a native widget set anymore (that you’re supposed to use). I do actually install stuff from the windows App Store from time to time and it has all obviously been custom widgets or straight up electron Visual Studio still supports WinForms for VB/C# it’s dull as ditchwater and but it gets ‘er done. Basically a wrapper around the old win32 C/C++ api. A total revolution over having to do this in native.  though I’d suspect that the people that really knew that API are hitting retirement so if this old rear end corner of windows needs maintenance any kid that gets the task has a lot to learn 
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Coffee Jones posted:Visual Studio still supports WinForms for VB/C# Hide Coffee Jones posts (Recommended)
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Schadenboner posted:I once had a tooth pulled for which I got the one that’s Tylenol and some opiate. I took one then fell asleep extremely worried I wasn’t going to ever wake up but unable to do anything about it. have a spine injury and you'll get it
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i had a gene screening thing done a whiel back and learned that my body processes opiates much more slowly than normal people so they dont feel like anything to me the doc gave me a bunch of hydrocodone when i got my tonsils out as an adult and i couldn't figure out how anyone was getting addicted to that stuff because it felt exactly like tylenol
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opiates just make me feel calm and there's like a relaxing hum at the back of my head. I quit smoking cold turkey but opiates are always hard.
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an e-mail just hit the department for our terrible scala programmers to learn fromquote:Code Rewriting it then continues with a list of helpful rules such as quote:
and so on for like... pages did you know that you can refactor your code in scala for readability just like you can in every other language? did you know scala data structures have apis? because now you do! ps: it includes this line which also “improves readability” so you can get some idea for how awful scala programmers are: quote:This powerful equivalence relation can be really insightful: because you know I love when inscrutable boolean shortcut operations are used instead of just using an if/else clause
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ComradeCosmobot posted:an e-mail just hit the department for our terrible scala programmers to learn from scala is a brain disease
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this email is a brain disease
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good to know that demorgan's law is a "cool feature of the functional programming style"
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:good to know that demorgan's law is a "cool feature of the functional programming style" like literally none of that is functional programming style "One of the cool features of the function programming style is that code can be safely rewritten using a set of rules." it's like the person heard of functional purity/referential transparency (that scala doesn't really offer without cats-effect) but completely misunderstood what it meant (and then declared themselves the expert of it) gonadic io fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Nov 26, 2018 |
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gonadic io posted:"One of the cool features of the function programming style is that code can be safely rewritten using a set of rules." it's like the person heard of functional purity/referential transparency (that scala doesn't really offer without cats-effect) but completely misunderstood what it meant (and then declared themselves the expert of it) this describes my experiences with scala perfectly
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one thing that often escapes people like that is that lazy evaluation has existed (and been used in C) for loving forever with constructs likecode:code:e: my C is v bad, people do just use if (foo_ptr) instead of something like if (foo_ptr != NULL) (or != 0) right? gonadic io fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Nov 26, 2018 |
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lazy evaluation isn't the same thing as conditional evaluation, which is what short-circuiting boolean operators do
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Pie Colony posted:lazy evaluation isn't the same thing as conditional evaluation, which is what short-circuiting boolean operators do conditional evaluation is a form of lazy evaluation tho. "non-strict" evaluation if you're being full pedant
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gonadic io posted:conditional evaluation is a form of lazy evaluation tho. "non-strict" evaluation if you're being full pedant i mean they're both forms of "not evaluating something" but the lazy in lazy evaluation comes from the fact that the programmer can be lazy and not worry about the condition at all
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my org is also full of these bizarre scala enthusiasts who write email essays about how any class that's longer than 20 lines is too big and how scala totes helps you not do that and then sends them to the whole org. the worst part is how enthusiastic the response to them is. thank God my team has held the line on sticking to java
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jit bull transpile posted:my org is also full of these bizarre scala enthusiasts who write email essays about how any class that's longer than 20 lines is too big and how scala totes helps you not do that and then sends them to the whole org. i mean you can totally use scala as a better Lombok too
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one of my former coworkers has a hard and fast rule to say no to any scala job, and they'd look twice as hard into any resume of a scala enthusiast because they considered it a huge red flag
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MononcQc posted:one of my former coworkers has a hard and fast rule to say no to any scala job, and they'd look twice as hard into any resume of a scala enthusiast because they considered it a huge red flag "scala enthusiast" lmao scala is an acceptable middle ground, a compromise. i've never ever met anybody who would say that it's well designed
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scala is not acceptable it had some promise at some point, when akka was still kind of relevant. ironically this was when akka (developed by a company called typesafe) didn't, in fact, have typesafe actors
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scala is unnecessary complexity for the sake of pretending you aren't using java.
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Shaggar posted:scala is unnecessary shaggar is, in this one instance, right
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the one app i wrote in scalajs was a pleasure to write and i never once saw a runtime error in the browser, and when i had to maintain the app ~18 months later, i had literally zero ramp-up time and it was a pleasure to dig back into my old codebase and effortlessly add new features, which is a singular experience that i never had before or since, so it's hard to hate on scala for me. but i've never had to read some other shithead's garbage scala code and if someone other than me had to maintain my app they'd probably curse my family for seven generations, so i guess i can't blame anyone for hating scala
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Volte posted:the one app i wrote in scalajs was a pleasure to write and i never once saw a runtime error in the browser, and when i had to maintain the app ~18 months later, i had literally zero ramp-up time and it was a pleasure to dig back into my old codebase and effortlessly add new features, which is a singular experience that i never had before or since, so it's hard to hate on scala for me. but i've never had to read some other shithead's garbage scala code and if someone other than me had to maintain my app they'd probably curse my family for seven generations, so i guess i can't blame anyone for hating scala yeah it's not the language itself that's a problem. it's the temple of moral degenerates who worship it that are.
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does anyone happen to have a link to that post that had a shitload of questions to ask in an interview?
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jit bull transpile posted:yeah it's not the language itself that's a problem. it's the temple of moral degenerates who worship it that are. your metaphor confuses me, you’re talking about Scala people, but a temple of moral degenerates sounds awesome
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Krankenstyle posted:wtf "every time"??? it has literally never happened to me in almost 40 years on this cursed earth yeah, codeine cough syrup as a kid and college student with strep (far too sick to enjoy it), vicodin as an adult with a cracked rib or sprain or w/e it’s prob been a decade since the last time it happened, but that’s mostly because I was too poor to go to the doctor when I was all active and stuff so when I got hurt id just rest and eat lots of otc medicine and hope it got better (it always did hooray) jit bull transpile posted:opiates just make me feel calm and there's like a relaxing hum at the back of my head. same. I still feel the pain but i don’t mind it, it’s weird. luckily I’ve never had an injury bad enough to get a big enough prescription to develop a dependency so thankfully never had to experience withdrawals Achmed Jones fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Nov 27, 2018 |
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eschaton posted:your metaphor confuses me, you’re talking about Scala people, but a temple of moral degenerates sounds awesome they're the bad kind of moral degenerate
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fritz posted:they're the bad kind of moral degenerate less weird art and drugged up parties and more mods (who knew?)
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I used to get codeine syrup for sore throats from urgent care clinics but I’ve noticed in the past few years they just write me some antibiotics and tell me to take ibuprofen then I say “excuse me did you just tell me to go gently caress my self?”
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redleader posted:does anyone happen to have a link to that post that had a shitload of questions to ask in an interview? They're in the OP of the interviewing thread.
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