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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
The Dany Drogo thing is like the polar opposite of the scene in Mona Lisa Overdrive where Mona's boyfriend wants her to tell him about her day as a prostitute and she knows he doesn't really want the truth but rather a lurid exaggeration, and there's a line like "sometimes sex hurts a little but still feels good, but he wanted her to tell him that it hurt a lot but she still liked it, which she didn't understand". It's the gold standard of a genre sex scene precisely because it's skeezy and uncomfortable and gross on purpose rather than reveling in the skeeziness.

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

banned from Starbucks posted:

The scene where whatshisface keeps asking for younger girls....


Bleh
I disliked this scene not because of this, but because they had to make him cartoonishly evil before having Arya killing him. It's ten times as effective in the book where you feel sympathy for him, at least a bit and then arya murders him ruthlessly anyway. Just another way the show doesn't really do ambiguity or subtlety.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
I don't remember feeling any sympathy for Raff the Sweetling.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Lycus posted:

I don't remember feeling any sympathy for Raff the Sweetling.

come on, he made a few mistakes 20 years ago, he's no tickler

It's impossible not to view the characters as having aged by a decade even if they're supposed to be a short timespan.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

come on, he made a few mistakes 20 years ago, he's no tickler

It's impossible not to view the characters as having aged by a decade even if they're supposed to be a short timespan.

this is the timeskip grrm wanted

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
HBO has a greater ratio of wank-off material compared to grrm and that's the main reason the show comes off as significantly more sleazy (and also, it being a visual medium and showing a porn star wiping cum off her face, and all) - while the fingerbanging is hands down the creepiest scene in all books and show simply because it is unapologetic smut involving a 13 year old girl and kudos to HBO for treating that scene much better, even while showing Emilia's tits.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

I disliked this scene not because of this, but because they had to make him cartoonishly evil before having Arya killing him. It's ten times as effective in the book

the book it's in doesn't exist

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
True, the mercy chapter doesn't appear in a book.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
That chapter is the book, and will be published as such soon enough.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
posthumously, natch

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

quote:

Growing up I was bullied. I experienced violence in my community, I watched close friends die, and I saw many of the toughest people I know get swallowed up by the opioid epidemic. I fell into addiction too and in 2012 I entered my first stint in detox while in the middle of my first read through of A Song of Ice and Fire. I had just finished book one and while in treatment I read A Storm of Swords and A Clash of Kings. At the time I believed Winds would come out in 2018 though I had every intention of dying way before that. I had no faith in myself, I saw myself as a useless addict, and I never thought I would get clean. Something changed during my last stay in detox. I didn’t go to the groups and I didn’t interact with the other clients. Instead I followed Arya through the Riverlands and Tyrion through his time as Hand. My rehab was in Westeros. Even though the books didn’t relate to my actual experience at the time, reading through the characters fighting for their lives, betting against all odds, and surviving on sheer will gave me a new sense of hope. By the time I got out I made a deal with myself that I would give an honest attempt to stay sober and I promised myself that I would not die until after Winds of Winter came out.

Today I am 6 years clean from all drugs and alcohol and George is later than ever.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



:discourse:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
i went from being a teetotaler to a moderate drinker between season 1 and books 1 through 3

by books 4 and 5 i was drinking while reading

ymmv

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I drank a lot during seasons 1 and 2, took opiates a lot during 3 to 5, smoked weed nonstop for the rest

Worked out pretty well for me

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I became an alcoholic within the last year. Nothing to do with this series, just figured that we were sharing.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Shooting straight black tar to enjoy my titty dragons.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
Asoiaf turned me into a lesbian woman

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

I became an alcoholic within the last year. Nothing to do with this series, just figured that we were sharing.

I went back to not drinking at all during the show's hiatus so expect some reaaaaally lovely posts from over here come May


if I stop posting altogether the book came out and also I died

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

jit bull transpile posted:

Asoiaf turned me into a lesbian woman

Hell, same

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Perhaps the real Song of Ice and Fire was the dramatic life changes we had along the way.

Remember back in like 2008 when we talked about everything we'd done between Tyrion chapters? That was 10 years ago.

von Metternich
May 7, 2007
Why the hell not?
Anyone reading Fire and Blood? There’s lots of incest and child marriage amd whores, as you’d expect, and the section I just read had Ser Grover Tully being succeeded by Ser Elmo. Jesus Christ, George.

Woodpile
Mar 30, 2013

von Metternich posted:

Anyone reading Fire and Blood? There’s lots of incest and child marriage amd whores, as you’d expect, and the section I just read had Ser Grover Tully being succeeded by Ser Elmo. Jesus Christ, George.

He also wanted to have a character named Kermit, but they talked him out of it. No bullshit.

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

I'm glad to hear he spent his hiatus between books watching children's shows.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Woodpile posted:

He also wanted to have a character named Kermit, but they talked him out of it. No bullshit.

They talked him out of it? https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Kermit_Tully

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Probably talked him out of actually using him.

Alan G
Dec 27, 2003

hobbesmaster posted:

Probably talked him out of actually using him.

Well he’s in this book and described as being green as the summer grass. Alongside the other Tullys Grover, Elmo and Oscar I think it was.

Why am I reading this book?

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

There's a bit where a girl decides not to depart to Driftmark. Which is just as well because from the previous page she already was on Driftmark.

Alan G
Dec 27, 2003

Kuiperdolin posted:

There's a bit where a girl decides not to depart to Driftmark. Which is just as well because from the previous page she already was on Driftmark.

Missed that but I did enjoy the chapter that ended with a three line quote from someone and then the opposite page and new chapter started with the same three line quote. Top quality editing there.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Woodpile posted:

He also wanted to have a character named Kermit, but they talked him out of it. No bullshit.

I'm glad he's not bothering with the appearance of effort anymore.

Woodpile
Mar 30, 2013

Jebus wept.

TERFherder
Apr 26, 2010

уôðр ò шúурþòі úуûьúø




https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Elmo_Tully
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Grover_Tully

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Alan G posted:

Well he’s in this book and described as being green as the summer grass.

That can't be easy

SaviourX
Sep 30, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

It's really none of our business.

Hasselblad
Dec 13, 2017

My dumbass opinions are only outweighed by my racism.

No one forgot that I exist to defend violent cops, champion chaining down immigrants, and have trash opinions on cooking.

Evil Fluffy posted:

I'm glad he's not bothering with the appearance of effort anymore.

When did he give that appearance?

Marijuana
May 8, 2011

Go lick a dog's ass til it bleeds.
fire and blood sucks so much rear end. it's like a Goon Project come to fruition.

Marijuana
May 8, 2011

Go lick a dog's ass til it bleeds.
zybourne clock had better art lmao.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
Anyway, if y'all want to read *good* books there's still a few hours left to sign up for the Secret Santa

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
We're coming at last to the end of the GRRM Thinkpiece Article Cycle:

Barnes & Noble: George R. R. Martin Might Never Finish A Song of Ice and Fire, and That’s OK

Seriously, this is one hell of a pro-read in how far up its own rear end it goes in several new and different ways of drivel.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




B&N: "please care about this other poo poo we need to sell because even if this fat gently caress finishes the next book we'll be out of business by then"

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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
It's a shame Lampy is in the posting klink for being a dipshit because he would have had a field day with how dumb that article was. Or posted about Gormenghast or some other poo poo no one cares about. Who knows :iiam:

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