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chitoryu12 posted:We got a resume at the other company for a graphic artist that was very flowery and pink, like a non-pony version of that one. She got hired based on her credentials, but she ended up being a bizarre womanchild who got let go within 2 weeks because she annoyed the entire staff so badly that people were literally hiding from her to avoid her talking to them. Soooooo what was wrong with her besides you were scared of a womanchild?
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Inzombiac posted:Wait, what? I assumed the Time Cube guy was some old psycho. Its explained in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7lWCqbgQnU I had no idea what time cube was other than something weird and racist, but its way mor than that. The TLDR about the suicide thing is this kid from Australia really bought into Time Cube, and eventually he got to meet Gene Ray, he recorded the whole thing where it seems like the kid is pretty unimpressed by meeting Ray but something happened after the visit where Ray condemed the kid which eventually lead to a mental break that ended with him throwing himself in front of a train before a bunch of people. Ray didn't really seem to care.
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MageMage posted:Soooooo what was wrong with her besides you were scared of a womanchild? Is this really the hill you want to die on?
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MageMage posted:Soooooo what was wrong with her besides you were scared of a womanchild? Still mad you got fired huh?
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I wish someone would also fire all menchildren, but then there would be almost no developers left.
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Nov 28, 2018 10:22
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TinTower posted:One of the weirdest things about the whole chrischan thing is that the founders of Kiwi Farms are incredibly loud internet tankies. i wanna know about the kiwi farm tankies because that sounds absolutely hilarious
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MageMage posted:Soooooo what was wrong with her besides you were scared of a womanchild? lol it isn't enough to try and start a stupid argument, you have to make it personal as if the poster is the one who fired her. does that make you feel good?
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Nov 28, 2018 14:25
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Picnic Princess posted:Any resume or letter I get with "ain't" on it wins an instant vacation to the shredder. We got a resume for a cook position once that had "good at basketball" under "other relevant skills"
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Nov 28, 2018 14:43
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That's important to know. From courts to quarts, that baller's got you covered.
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:We got a resume for a cook position once that had "good at basketball" under "other relevant skills" So you hired him sight unseen?
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:We got a resume for a cook position once that had "good at basketball" under "other relevant skills" yeah that is only relevant if you're applying for a sales job
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Nov 28, 2018 14:47
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His job history was empty and he was 35, so no
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hawowanlawow posted:lol it isn't enough to try and start a stupid argument, you have to make it personal as if the poster is the one who fired her. does that make you feel good? There's a certain type of Internet weirdo whose primary hobby is getting offended on behalf of people they've never met. Sometimes they get lost and end up here on something awful dot com, it is best to ignore them  
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The Saddest Rhino posted:i wanna know about the kiwi farm tankies because that sounds absolutely hilarious They're Trumpkins, not tankies, in my observation.
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Nov 28, 2018 14:55
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Just lol at MageMage getting offended at anything
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:His job history was empty and he was 35, so no Did you consider that maybe he just got fired from every other job because his bosses were jealous of his b-ball skills? And that's why he didn't put any of them down? Huh? Did you?! Hire me damnit!!!
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To be fair, the amount of lovely manchildren who have stable jobs makes me raise an eyebrow when someone fires a woman for being a lovely womanchild. I'm sure there's more to it than that, though.
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:His job history was empty and he was 35, so no You should have made him shoot hoops for it.
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:To be fair, the amount of lovely manchildren who have stable jobs makes me raise an eyebrow when someone fires a woman for being a lovely womanchild. I'm sure there's more to it than that, though. If it was apparent she was a lovely womanchild within two weeks it's a lot easier to let her go than someone who's made it past the initial period.
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Nov 28, 2018 15:02
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And once again gainful employment is decided by a game of HORSE.
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Honeztly, I just figure that a description of other weird annoying poo poo this womanchild did to get fired two weeks in would be good AUG material, but godDAMN folks is gettin' upset, must be personally-identifiable deets.
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I work in the airport. We CANNOT afford another Chaos Dunk
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THANKS 4 HIRING ME LOL GLOMP 
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I like how the viewers' reactions are factored out algebraicly on the faces of the subjects of this photo.
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text me a vag pic posted:THANKS 4 HIRING ME LOL
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No, glomp was the sound a friend’s stitches made two weeks post-surgery when someone pulled that poo poo at a convention. No damage done thankfully but that turned friend’s opinion around on the whole glomping thing real fast. Previously it seemed harmless to them, huge wakeup call when they almost got hurt then recognized the consent issues, etc (this was someone in their very early 20s fwiw).
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If we're still doing terrible first dates, I have mine: I was 15 or so, going out to a roller-skating date (I'm an old gramma, deal with it) with a ~boy~ I'd met at a church function. He was nice and cute and funny and I quite liked him. We chatted the whole way to the skating rink, with me being extra polite to his dad, who was driving. When we got to the skating rink, lo and behold, I knew someone there already! My much older sister's ex-boyfriend, Nick, was skating around. I waved to him and went to get my skate rentals, thinking nothing else of it. Apparently, 24-year-old-Nick took this as a come-on from me (FIFTEEN!) and would. not. leave. my. side. the whole night. He kept grabbing my hand and running his hands up and down my sides. "You're so much cuter than your sister, like a tiny version of her, ha ha..." My actual date kept staring daggers at me the whole time - this was before "being a decent dude" meant things like "making sure your date is actually okay and not just ditching you". My date refused to speak to me while Nick kept forcing himself on to me. He tried to kiss me, which I wormed away from. I hadn't kissed anyone at 15, and wasn't about to have my first experience be with a wormy pedophile. I finally managed to extricate myself and flee, only to find that my date had left without me, because, again, this was a different time and he was mad that "the whore" (that'd be me) "ditched him" (read: was being molested) the whole night. I begged a ride home from some stranger's mom, because there were no cell phones and I wasn't about to accept a ride from Nick. That night, when I told my sister what had happened, she shared her own situation with me. She'd broken up with creepy Nick a while back, and he had threatened suicide to try to get back at her / with her (wasn't clear which one it was). In those pre-cell-phone days, she'd had to keep him on the line and frantically write a note to my mother to have her run to our neighbor's house to use their landline to call the police. What I'm saying is men are terrible
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Skeleton Ape posted:There's a certain type of Internet weirdo whose primary hobby is getting offended on behalf of people they've never met. Sometimes they get lost and end up here on something awful dot com, it is best to ignore them Freddie Mercury Poisoning.
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Thursday Next posted:I begged a ride home from some stranger's mom, because there were no cell phones and I wasn't about to accept a ride from Nick. There was no pay phone to call your folks?
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BiggerBoat posted:There was no pay phone to call your folks? yeah com on 1 800 c a l l A T T 
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BiggerBoat posted:There was no pay phone to call your folks? There definitely were. I can’t remember why I didn’t use them. Probably wasn’t thinking too clearly and / or didn’t want to stand outside the closed roller rink for an hour in the dark waiting while nick was there.
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text me a vag pic posted:yeah com on He was trying to get to flavortown, but fell asleep. So working through though Down the Rabbit Hole and got ot the more recent episodes, which is about Final Fantasy house, which is some prime AUG written content. Of course Goons are involved, apparently one dated one of the people involved. https://youtu.be/lFRjrLmc_4c LIke holy poo poo right off the bat it some college kid being convinced to live with (I can't tell if its two women or a man and a woman because one claims they were actually Genova and the other Hojo from FF7) and basically become their slave. It gets really confusing but the woman who thinks she has the Soul of Genova has some religion where people were actually other FF7 (and other JRPG) characters. It involved a ritual where they chanted while ff7 idled in the background claiming to put the souls in their bodies. THis poo poo is just  I do enjoy seeing forum posts from goons I recognize in the video.
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Is this a video series I should be watching? because I love seeing lives collapse.
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Einsturzende Neu Lebt
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How about an AUG company? I keep getting fed ads for these people. Imagine being this fragile.quote:IN A WORLD OF WEAK HANDSHAKES, HERE'S A FINGER-CRUSHING INTRODUCTION.
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Show me an item that was tested and approved by a boy band.
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Well Timmy, your father died horribly from being electrocuted because he didn't know what he was doing working on the house, but at least he didn't hashtag for help
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