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The only "grooming supplies" a man needs are Barbasol shaving foam, a hard bar of plain soap, and a decent antiperspirant. Anymore and you may as well be one of those disgusting "go to the gym and shower" guys that wouldn't be able to build a railroad worth a drat at all!
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Gotta rep that bacon so people know you're a Real Man.
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Nov 29, 2018 21:52
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LawfulWaffle posted:Gotta rep that bacon so people know you're a Real Man. Repping a sausage would probably be too gay
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Nov 29, 2018 21:54
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Important cultural value, bacon I wonder to what extent bacon fetishism is anti-semitic/anti-islamic
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Nov 29, 2018 21:57
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Incredible that that whole thing was about grooming products lmao. Uh this isn’t exfoliant it’s hand sandpaper brother
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Nov 29, 2018 21:57
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The only correct manly way to clean yourself is in the river beneath the charred corpses of your human sacrifices.
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Nov 29, 2018 22:03
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The only food I need is fatback because I'm a man!
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Nov 29, 2018 22:06
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DUKE CANNON believes in the thin blue line! DUKE CANNON supports our troops SO HARD please buy my lip balm and wipies
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Nov 29, 2018 22:13
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Important cultural value, bacon Definitely Islamophobia behind it. Don't forget owning vegans too. These idiots act like eating bacon is the equivalent of shoving kryponite in front of superman's face.
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Nov 29, 2018 22:16
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Reminds me of DUDE WIPES Which are just normal flushable wipes but cost like 8x as much because they're in BLACK PACKAGING and made for DUDES.
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Nov 29, 2018 22:17
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OK though seriously, if you've never been in charge of wrangling a whole manscape of dudes that need wiping, then don't knock Dude Wipes
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Nov 29, 2018 22:20
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Duke Cannon also reminds me of Grunt Style, another company selling basically DaShareZone but serious T-shirts to insecure MAGA bros
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Nov 29, 2018 22:20
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Its name also sounds suspiciously like a gay euphemism.
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Nov 29, 2018 22:29
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Dick Burglar posted:Reminds me of DUDE WIPES the worst thing is that they are unscented, i mean the sweet smell of baby wipes is the onlyu deordorant I NEED
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Nov 29, 2018 22:51
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There are times I regret being a pacifist, and reading that Duke Cannon nonsense was one of those times. Why not just call your mascot Big Dick Bigdick?
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Nov 29, 2018 22:51
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Goddamn, just be hypermasculine if you want to and shut the gently caress up. Who cares. No one is making you stop, we just want society to accept other alternatives of gender expression because they're cool and valid too. Not all men have to be "MACHO MACHO MAN BACON MEAT WHISKEY" and that's okay!
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Nov 29, 2018 22:51
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Picnic Princess posted:Goddamn, just be hypermasculine if you want to and shut the gently caress up. Who cares. No one is making you stop, we just want society to accept other alternatives of gender expression because they're cool and valid too. Not all men have to be "MACHO MACHO MAN BACON MEAT WHISKEY" and that's okay! Thanks for allowing me to fly my macho manly flag. Time to change my name to Big Whisky Dick. There is no way that could be interpreted wrong so everyone will love and adore me.
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Nov 29, 2018 22:54
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Picnic Princess posted:Goddamn, just be hypermasculine if you want to and shut the gently caress up. Who cares. No one is making you stop, we just want society to accept other alternatives of gender expression because they're cool and valid too. Not all men have to be "MACHO MACHO MAN BACON MEAT WHISKEY" and that's okay! if you're the kinda dude who is going to buy into that hypermasculine poo poo, that copy will def speak to you could prob get some more dudes wearing eyeliner if we bro'd it up a bit. MORE LIKE MANSCARA 💪💪💪
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Nov 29, 2018 23:05
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We tried that in the 90s, with "guyliner".
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Nov 29, 2018 23:20
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Male polish!
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Nov 29, 2018 23:28
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AlbieQuirky posted:We tried that in the 90s, with "guyliner". ARE YOU A PUSSY IDIOT ONLY PUSSY IDIOTS USE guyliner WANT BACON MANSCARA IS ALL YOU NEED TO PUND THAT PUSS
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Nov 29, 2018 23:31
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Maint, Man Taint
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Nov 29, 2018 23:31
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drat females making everything about them. Why aren't there any hemale products.
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Nov 29, 2018 23:31
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The copy needs work but u get the point.
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Nov 29, 2018 23:31
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Arcsquad12 posted:drat females making everything about them. Why aren't there any hemale products. If Fe males are iron women does that mean He males are helium boys?
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Nov 29, 2018 23:33
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Important cultural value, bacon There was at one point and probably still is a company that marketed pig based gun oil so that you could not just kill Muslims, you could be sure to send them to hell. I am not googling to find that though.
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Nov 30, 2018 00:19
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Duluth Trading Company copywriter looks like a fun if extraneous job. Pretty much all their ad copy is embarrassing, and makes me wish their pants were made better for a less psychotic company.
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Nov 30, 2018 00:23
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Their crotch gusset may be useful but it looks loving terrible.
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Nov 30, 2018 00:57
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honda whisperer posted:There was at one point and probably still is a company that marketed pig based gun oil so that you could not just kill Muslims, you could be sure to send them to hell. Which is super not how that works at all, but we are talking about the low-information community.
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Nov 30, 2018 01:02
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Duke cannon seems like they want to go back to a previous time but when you consider America is the worst it's ever been right now are they really so wrong?
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Nov 30, 2018 01:02
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Yes, because they're coming from the right, not the left.
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Nov 30, 2018 01:04
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oldpainless posted:Duke cannon seems like they want to go back to a previous time but when you consider America is the worst it's ever been right now are they really so wrong? Yes. The twentieth century was also poo poo, especially if you weren't a straight white dude with some money. I realize that's who they're marketing their garbage to, but. BRB, incorporating my Shays's Rebellion line of male grooming products.
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Nov 30, 2018 01:04
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oldpainless posted:Duke cannon seems like they want to go back to a previous time but when you consider America is the worst it's ever been right now are they really so wrong? I really don't think that America is the worst it's ever been right now. I mean, slavery? Virulent white supremacy? Chinese Exclusion Acts? Literal internment camps for Japanese people? poo poo sucks sure but things were way worse in the past.
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Nov 30, 2018 01:05
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Only thing that's changed from any of what you just described is the specific demography of the victims. It's not the crotch gusset I'm in love with, it's the kneepads and a billion pockets.
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Nov 30, 2018 01:06
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Tubgoat posted:Only thing that's changed from any of what you just described is the specific demography of the victims. Hahaha, no. No it's not even remotely the same. Slavery? Come on now.
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Nov 30, 2018 01:09
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Solice Kirsk posted:Hahaha, no. No it's not even remotely the same. Slavery? Come on now.  The 13th Amendment, comrade? Kamala Harris? Really?
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Nov 30, 2018 01:10
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We have literal child internment camps. We haven't come that far.
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Nov 30, 2018 01:20
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Yeah, and still isn't as bad as it used to be. I'm not saying it's great, but it's not "the worst the country has been" either. That's all.
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Nov 30, 2018 01:25
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But really, slavery is just fine given that it was Africans kidnapping and selling other Africans into slavery even before the first crackers arrived. Thanks for this important point that those reflexively opposed to slavery might've glossed over. Before that, we STILL had slavery, often of children. I'm talking as recently as the year before whatever year Obama started putting children in rape camps.
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Yup. And there was also a time when the US Army genocided the Native Americans, an entire war that killed hundreds of thousands and displaced even more and destroyed more than half the country, and a time when people would happily take pictures of lynchings and put them on post cards to promote their towns. I don't think we're disagreeing here. I'm just saying it has been worse in the past.
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