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Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
Fat bird for a fat Tuesday.

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Torquemadras posted:

I dunno where to put this. But I made a thing, so it's going here.



It was very cold outside

I like your thing that you made

Torquemadras
Jun 3, 2013

Bored posted:

I like your thing that you made

Thank you very much!

Kinda wanna make more bird pics. The recent pages have inspired me.

Maybe I'll just draw tits

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Torquemadras posted:

Thank you very much!

Kinda wanna make more bird pics. The recent pages have inspired me.

Maybe I'll just draw tits

Or boobies :v:

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Brought the initial goose's mate to the rescue, since it was still in the same spot all weekend super depressed. Barely even put up a fight when I caught it, although someone called the cops on me for harassing wildlife. Fortunately the cops were cool and let me continue stalking the goose, and then gave me a ride to the vet afterwards.

I heard back from the rehab place when I wanted to make a donation; both of the geese were starving due to the one goose being unable to fly, so I guess they tried to hunker down and the cold was beginning to take them. The mate was able to fly last week, but today it could barely get off the ground because of sadness and starvation. Fortunately they will be spending the winter with other gooses, and will be released in the spring.

Coxswain Balls has a new favorite as of 02:08 on Nov 28, 2018

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

Torquemadras posted:

Thank you very much!

Kinda wanna make more bird pics. The recent pages have inspired me.

Maybe I'll just draw tits

Look. I'm just about out of bird pictures. The bird train is over. This thread is going to need someone to pick up the torch and put regular content into it. I nominate you and your drawings.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Master Twig posted:

Look. I'm just about out of bird pictures. The bird train is over. This thread is going to need someone to pick up the torch and put regular content into it. I nominate you and your drawings.



I'm not picking up the torch because my only glass that'd be good for birding is so goddamned big I need a new tripod head for it, but here's a stylish fellow:

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Phanatic posted:

I'm not picking up the torch because my only glass that'd be good for birding is so goddamned big I need a new tripod head for it, but here's a stylish fellow:



That's not an emu who lives out behind a roadside restaurant in rural New Zealand is it?

With a sheep, and also a cow?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Pookah posted:

That's not an emu who lives out behind a roadside restaurant in rural New Zealand is it?

No, this is almost as far away from New Zealand as it's possible to get and still be on this planet.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Phanatic posted:

No, this is almost as far away from New Zealand as it's possible to get and still be on this planet.

He/she has a NZ twin then.

Freaky.

(I met the NZ one while travelling by bus down through the north island. We stopped for lunch at the roadside restaurant, and when we were finished eating, we went outside to stretch the old legs. In a paddock out the back, there was a small group of animals including an emu, a big woolly sheep, goat, a cow, and some chickens. From the hopeful way they stared over the fence, it was very clear that they expected passers-by to give them interesting things to eat, so we started feeding them roast chicken crisps.

Everything was very pleasant until the big woolly sheep pushed his way to the front and spread himself out so as to completely block the emu's access to crisps. This made the emu very frustrated. He ran back and forwards trying to get around the sheep but the sheep was just too large. Eventually the emu got so annoyed he started winding up to deliver a mighty kick. Forutunately for the sheep, he noticed and ran off down the paddock to what should have been a safe distance, but the infuriated emu had forgotten about the crisps and just really wanted to kick that bloody sheep who probably does this every bloody day.

So the emu and the sheep ran down the paddock towards the cow, who had been standing quietly under a tree, minding her own business. The sheep, realising that the emu was catching up, starting running in circles around the cow, but the emu stuck with it, still trying to give the sheep a good kicking. Finally the emu got close enough to let fly with one of those powerful legs, but the wily sheep dodged under the cow's belly, which then took the full force of the emu's kick.

The cow, so suddenly and rudely woken from its placid doze, was extremely angry with the unfortunate emu. When we left, the poor emu was running away down the paddock with the cow in very determined pursuit. Meanwhile the sheep had rejoined the other animals at the fence, happily eating crisps.)

Your picture captures the dynamic of that particular emu/sheep relationship extremely well.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in.



Juvenile Red-tailed Hawk banging at my neighbors' back door. Think they're going after the cat after having no luck with the birds in our backyard.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/BirdCentralPark/status/1067627933676826625

inkblot
Feb 22, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

Coxswain Balls posted:

Brought the initial goose's mate to the rescue, since it was still in the same spot all weekend super depressed. Barely even put up a fight when I caught it, although someone called the cops on me for harassing wildlife. Fortunately the cops were cool and let me continue stalking the goose, and then gave me a ride to the vet afterwards.

I heard back from the rehab place when I wanted to make a donation; both of the geese were starving due to the one goose being unable to fly, so I guess they tried to hunker down and the cold was beginning to take them. The mate was able to fly last week, but today it could barely get off the ground because of sadness and starvation. Fortunately they will be spending the winter with other gooses, and will be released in the spring.

You're a big drat hero.

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
This warbler has a snack. Be sure to have a snack today yourself, but keep it healthful.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/BirdsThoCo/status/1067956138677653510

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/SomeEgrets/status/1067664529474113536

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

I'm pretty sure that's a muppet.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Master Twig posted:

I'm pretty sure that's a muppet.

You're a muppet!

https://twitter.com/peargrin/status/1068128566922133515

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

Master Twig posted:

I'm pretty sure that's a muppet.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

*Ryan Stiles voice* Well this is a weird fuckin' looking thing innit?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

handsome

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Master Twig posted:

I'm pretty sure that's a muppet.

https://i.imgur.com/nfXGs9J.mp4

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

Weatherman posted:

*Ryan Stiles voice* Well this is a weird fuckin' looking thing innit?

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Crested caracal. I live in the one part of the US where they're native.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
I have this exact dude as my icon on our interoffice IM program at work, he gets a lot of comments

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/ChickyThoughts/status/1067072625757818880

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


My bird just washes his rear end in the water and never washes his face. He's the opposite.

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSpkVs9CcJU

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
This birb has seen some poo poo:

https://twitter.com/Crowtographer/status/1068383673471254528

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Never can get enough of just how happy this chum looks! "I don't need to fly, I've got loving sausages, mates!"

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
It's Friday, and after this one, there is only one birb left. Savor this birb. Don't let it pass without truly cherishing the moment.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables



'Straya, where the birbs steal your sausages and then laugh at you about it.
Larrikins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqdRQxgtZtI

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Master Twig posted:

It's Friday, and after this one, there is only one birb left. Savor this birb. Don't let it pass without truly cherishing the moment.



morituri avem penultimam salutant :hai:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/BirdPerHour/status/1068671296702173186

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Yoinked from the gif thread. Has sound.

https://i.imgur.com/xj5oVsQ.gifv

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Holy poo poo a bird per hour?!???

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Phanatic posted:

Yoinked from the gif thread. Has sound.

https://i.imgur.com/xj5oVsQ.gifv

birb so much better at keeping rhythm than filthy humon

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Bum the Sad posted:

Holy poo poo a bird per hour?!???

Every hour... there will be birb.

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Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
That is far more than I could ever provide.

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