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Lmao, it's literally impossible to unsheath your sword when it's on your back.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 01:22 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 07:02 |
Paladinus posted:Lmao, it's literally impossible to unsheath your sword when it's on your back. Not unless you pull so hard that you rip open your $20 tactical vest.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 01:53 |
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Paladinus posted:Lmao, it's literally impossible to unsheath your sword when it's on your back. When you have studied the blade,
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 02:01 |
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Paladinus posted:Lmao, it's literally impossible to unsheath your sword when it's on your back. Maybe for you, Baka Gaijin.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 02:08 |
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Geralt does it all the time.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 03:33 |
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Those helmets look so dorky. I know actual military wears them, but it makes them look dorky too.SubponticatePoster posted:Mormons seem to think so, at least. The proscription is against "hot drinks" which is apparently coffee and some teas because they contain caffeine, but it's ok to drink hot chocolate (and chocolate has caffeine in it) and also soda or iced tea which contains caffeine. It's all hosed up. Like literally they think if they get splashed with coffee by accident in the break room at work they'll burst into flames?
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 04:44 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Geralt does it all the time.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 04:59 |
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twistedmentat posted:Like literally they think if they get splashed with coffee by accident in the break room at work they'll burst into flames? No, of course not. Their underwear will protect them. Serious answer: They don't drink coffee and tea because Joseph Smith said not to. And he very likely said not to because it was a piece of health woo that was popular at the time.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 05:07 |
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Paladinus posted:Lmao, it's literally impossible to unsheath your sword when it's on your back. Please post your EDC
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 05:08 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Please post your EDC It's all cockrings, no phone, no keys, tons of cockrings, no lube.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 05:34 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Please post your EDC
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 05:35 |
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AHHH. I was just telling someone about this last night. There is something approaching adorableness about how much James Joyce was obsessed with his wife, but to what end, you horny bastard?
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 06:21 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Please post your EDC Tupperware bowls of spaghetti of varying sizes.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 06:23 |
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cash crab posted:AHHH. I was just telling someone about this last night. There is something approaching adorableness about how much James Joyce was obsessed with his wife, but to what end, you horny bastard? I'm honestly morbidly curious how wild Nora was honestly. Because the letters suggest she's down with all this kinky stuff, but I haven't read any letters from her to him.So for all I know she could be pretty vanilla but just really open to indulging in all the weird farting business her husband obsesses over.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 06:32 |
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 07:04 |
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not sure what's up with the dude's head but that sweater he's rockin owns
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 07:18 |
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cartoon-itus isn't something to joke about friend
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 07:29 |
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 07:29 |
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cash crab posted:AHHH. I was just telling someone about this last night. There is something approaching adorableness about how much James Joyce was obsessed with his wife, but to what end, you horny bastard? You know exactly which end.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 08:47 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIRedvXGmYo
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 11:24 |
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I see Brak found out about Clairol for Men.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 13:35 |
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Ladies love cool James.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 13:38 |
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Better ROI than bitcoin.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 13:53 |
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Panfilo posted:I'm honestly morbidly curious how wild Nora was honestly. Because the letters suggest she's down with all this kinky stuff, but I haven't read any letters from her to him.So for all I know she could be pretty vanilla but just really open to indulging in all the weird farting business her husband obsesses over. Probably a little from each column. The letters were written while Joyce was in Ireland trying to sell 'Dubliners' (to a publisher in Dublin, appropriately) and Nora was living in Italy, and sending dirty letters back and forth would have been a way to keep him thinking of her since he was not a very sexually faithful man. On the other hand, they do seem to have really been in love (they were a couple for 27 years before they married, which was pretty scandalous for the time, but does not seem to have bothered either of them). Joyce was punctilious about polite language in his everyday life. I guess it's pretty flattering, in its weird way, if an uptight genius confesses that the passion you alone can unleash drives him into a secret frenzy of smut. Apparently Nora didn't read the majority of Joyce's books, presumably for dread of what snippets of their personal life she might find. Still, her letters were spicy enough to have been destroyed by her executors (maybe Stephen Joyce, her grandson, as suggested by the owner of the site that had the excerpts on it): quote:If I remember rightly the long-gone and out of print book from which these came actually mentioned that after Nora’s death, Stephen Joyce (I think) did destroy the counterparts to these letters written by her. Joyce’s letters were already elsewhere and beyond his reach, so he had to settle for pressurising the publishers of the book and anybody else who sought to reproduce the material. The real Awkward in this tale might be financial. 14 years ago, a single one of Joyce's randy missives to Nora sold for almost £250K, which may still be the world record for a C20 letter sold at auction (Joyce's ordinary letters tend to be more in the 10-30K range). OK, Nora is not the world-famous writer of the couple, but even so, my guess is that whoever got rid of her letters probably destroyed at least half a million pounds' worth of literary flatulence.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 21:44 |
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Under capitalism your weird fetish can be your paycheck. I have literally looked into financial domming for rent. Not so liberal now are you, furry artists. Checkmate. I'm high online.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 21:49 |
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Maybe it's just because I grew up in the age of the internet, but Joyce's horniness for his wife's farts seems so benign it's almost cute. Still made me gag a bit, though.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 23:42 |
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Mozart sent letters to his cousin that had stuff like "my rear end burns! What is wrong? Oh muck, muck wants to come out! Now I can smell and taste it!". The idea that because someone was a great artist and held up as some bastion of culture, doesn't mean they couldn't be juvenile and perverse.
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 02:27 |
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Every person, no matter how much they manage to accomplish, is still a person and people are inherently gross and weird. Pick your favorite artist, celebrity, scientist, or...well anything, really. Now imagine them passed out drunk on their front lawn with no pants on. There's a very good chance they were in that situation or a similar one at least once. ToxicSlurpee has a new favorite as of 02:32 on Dec 3, 2018 |
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twistedmentat posted:Mozart sent letters to his cousin that had stuff like "my rear end burns! What is wrong? Oh muck, muck wants to come out! Now I can smell and taste it!". I like how in Amadeus they made Mozart as this colossal manchild with an incredibly annoying laugh. All his mannerisms were done in a way to gently caress with Salieri. It wasn't enough that he was a musical prodigy he had to be an incredibly insufferable one as well *laughs autistically*
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 06:37 |
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https://twitter.com/Pier21/status/1068531865764720645?s=20
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 08:15 |
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T-man posted:Under capitalism your weird fetish can be your paycheck. I have literally looked into financial domming for rent. Not so liberal now are you, furry artists. Checkmate. You keep saving those farty letters for your retirement. May their fragrance haunt you long into your dotage.
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 08:23 |
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Panfilo posted:I like how in Amadeus they made Mozart as this colossal manchild with an incredibly annoying laugh. All his mannerisms were done in a way to gently caress with Salieri. It wasn't enough that he was a musical prodigy he had to be an incredibly insufferable one as well *laughs autistically* While that movie is incredibly inaccurate, that part is. It's still such a good movie. Panfilo posted:I like how in Amadeus they made Mozart as this colossal manchild with an incredibly annoying laugh. All his mannerisms were done in a way to gently caress with Salieri. It wasn't enough that he was a musical prodigy he had to be an incredibly insufferable one as well *laughs autistically* Hopefully that moment isn't hiding a 14 year old in your house until she's 18, or paying parents to get them to make you an underaged girls guardian so you could take them on tour to have sex with.
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 09:03 |
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quote:From all accounts, the young adults of the 1930's in the new Yugoslavia faced poverty and hunger, and when WWII was declared, many young men signed up with the German army, if only in hope of a better economic future. Having been born German speaking, and still having an allegiance to his Austrian roots, my father Vincenz was no exception. He and his elder brother joined the Gendarmerie, and they became experts in counter-sabotage of the railway line.
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 09:40 |
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According to the twitter thread, the gendarmarie didn't exist anymore at that time because they were absorbed into the nazi police run by the ss
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 09:53 |
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Paladinus posted:Lmao, it's literally impossible to unsheath your sword when it's on your back. Oh yeah? Think again, "Paladinus". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EWi2DnDoaI
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 12:41 |
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twistedmentat posted:Hopefully that moment isn't hiding a 14 year old in your house until she's 18, or paying parents to get them to make you an underaged girls guardian so you could take them on tour to have sex with. Classic rock musicians can be goldmines of AUG but the best (and generally most harmless) is how loads of them looked like huge dorks. I mean, look at this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 13:01 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:Classic rock musicians can be goldmines of AUG but the best (and generally most harmless) is how loads of them looked like huge dorks. so this is what boomers did when you could buy a house for $2k
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 15:50 |
Wheat Loaf posted:Classic rock musicians can be goldmines of AUG but the best (and generally most harmless) is how loads of them looked like huge dorks. My favorite part is the bassist having basically nothing to do.
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 16:46 |
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twistedmentat posted:While that movie is incredibly inaccurate, that part is. It's still such a good movie. Ted Nugent? scumfuck indeed.
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 17:22 |
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AlmightyBob posted:According to the twitter thread, the gendarmarie didn't exist anymore at that time because they were absorbed into the nazi police run by the ss The original tweet is gone, but as a filthy ex-Yugo myself, I'm curious... was that person talking about why they emigrated to Canada and saying "Oh, my Nazi collaborator father was persecuted after WWII so we had to leave?"
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