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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005



Indeed.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

It's like she's made of flesh-colored bags stuffed with sleepy, elderly bulldogs.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

The Shape of Retaining Water

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

This photo fills me with sadness.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Aleph Null posted:

This photo fills me with sadness.

You can call her back, there's still time.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Not much time

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

This image has a nice low-key spooky that I really dig

Like you’d just find it on a walk through the forest or something

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

They need to get Violet down to the juicing room.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Ommin posted:

They need to get Violet down to the juicing room.

A fresh-squeezed glass of leg-drippings.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


She found Willy Wonka's secret river of bacon fat and Combos.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

veni veni veni posted:

She found Willy Wonka's secret river of bacon fat and Combos.

She's probably degraded herself to eating Snausages direct from the bag.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Lurking Haro posted:

It was the only way to get rid of the stench after he fell into the bog.

Still amazes me that Henson put a pulsing butthole swamp into that movie & nobody even batted an eyelash

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014
Kinda hard to focus on the pulsing buttholes with Bowie's package dominating every shot.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Disgusting Coward posted:

Kinda hard to focus on the pulsing buttholes with Bowie's package dominating every shot.

There’s a little something here for everyone

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/gr3gory88/status/1057103120508043266

New creepy Twitter story

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
Be sure to check out the account. Story is still developing. Here's the update that followed:

Fair warning, some of his tweets include unidentified entrails.

https://twitter.com/gr3gory88/status/1057775845652205568

Plus there's several more, up to about 5 days ago.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Who's the waifish sprite on the left?

Reene
Aug 26, 2005

:justpost:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgOlZKozTjU

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/MachinePix/status/1069350906238386176

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

OK, I see the robots, but what are these... things ...in the foreground?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Zopotantor posted:

OK, I see the robots, but what are these... things ...in the foreground?

They're Nacho Cheese flavored Doritos® brand corn chips.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨
I posted before about the creepy glory of neural-network-made pictures, and now we can talk about Tumblr’s NSFW filter, open_nsfw, which loves to see dicks in everything and make dicks itself.

Here are “neutral scenes,” judged neither SFW or NSFW:





And the SFW scenes:







And now, what open_nsfw considers porn (linked for vaguely genitalia-shaped things):

:nws: Dickginabutt

:nws: Boobs? Balls? Who knows?

:nws: A butt dripping into a butt, forever

Now, the problems arise when open_nsfw sees scenes like these as equally pornographic as the dicks ‘n butts. These are also considered NSFW so I’ll link them, but you’ll be disappointed.

:nws: I guess if you squint it’s dicks?

:nws: Maybe a ghost dick?

So a lot of art and photos on Tumblr are getting flagged for removal because the old Yahoo neural network they use to catch it can see dicks in everything from a pastoral pasture scene to a fractal to a photo of you and your bald friend. And this is what they’re relying on while pornbots are currently running rampant.

As a final trick, you can ask open_nsfw to show you a particular scene, at both SFW and NSFW extremes. Here’s “concert” set for SFW:



And at maximum NSFW, it makes its own giant dick singer with glowing eyes:

:nws: Does it hold the mic to the urethra?

See more data here, (https://open_nsfw.gitlab.io/) but don’t click at work because the datasets have the :nws: stuff just right there for the world to see. Unless you work at Cronenberg Genitals Ltd., then it’s just research.

Busket Posket has a new favorite as of 07:23 on Dec 4, 2018

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
twitter has to be the worst, most banal platform to try and tell a spooky story on

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa

your friend a dog posted:

twitter has to be the worst, most banal platform to try and tell a spooky story on

just wait until i get my coupons forum spooky arg off the ground

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Tree Goat posted:

just wait until i get my coupons forum spooky arg off the ground

And then the coupon had a skull on it and the number was 666 and it said "one death for you" and I turned off the monitor but the fax machine turned on and it started printing and my good-for-nothing grandson couldn't make it stop

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



https://youtu.be/-JlxuQ7tPgQ

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

this is cool, thanks

reminds me of Douglas Adams' 'Ends of the Earth' concept but with different futures

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨
(Nothing morbid or super gory, but :siren:Not Safe For Life:siren: for image of large branching blood clot) Doctors Aren’t Sure How This Even Came Out of a Patient: Somehow, a man coughed up an intact blood clot shaped like a lung passage

A 36-year-old man coughed up a blood-clot-cast of the breathing passages of his right lung. All in one piece. He died a week later from complications of heart failure.

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Busket Posket posted:

(Nothing morbid or super gory, but :siren:Not Safe For Life:siren: for image of large branching blood clot) Doctors Aren’t Sure How This Even Came Out of a Patient: Somehow, a man coughed up an intact blood clot shaped like a lung passage

A 36-year-old man coughed up a blood-clot-cast of the breathing passages of his right lung. All in one piece. He died a week later from complications of heart failure.

That's... Kinda cool. I sent that off to my drinking buddy who is in his pulmonary care fellowship.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Everybody needs to click on the link of visually striking medical anomalies and check out some of them.
https://www.nejm.org/multimedia/images-in-clinical-medicine

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

Busket Posket posted:

(Nothing morbid or super gory, but :siren:Not Safe For Life:siren: for image of large branching blood clot) Doctors Aren’t Sure How This Even Came Out of a Patient: Somehow, a man coughed up an intact blood clot shaped like a lung passage

A 36-year-old man coughed up a blood-clot-cast of the breathing passages of his right lung. All in one piece. He died a week later from complications of heart failure.

There was a dog that came into the clinic I work at that had vomited his entire, intact stomach lining. The owner had it in a baggie.

We euthanized the dog. Nothing we can do when you're vomiting major organ linings.

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

empty sea posted:

There was a dog that came into the clinic I work at that had vomited his entire, intact stomach lining. The owner had it in a baggie.

We euthanized the dog. Nothing we can do when you're vomiting major organ linings.

Can't you just stuff it back in there with your hand? Maybe smooth it out and staple the corners

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Why is the blood still so bright?
My sister, who works as a nurse, thinks this is suspicious.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Lurking Haro posted:

Why is the blood still so bright?
My sister, who works as a nurse, thinks this is suspicious.

He was still bleeding, so it's probably covered in fresh glistening bloody mucus. The interior is probably black or something, but they didn't cut it up because it looks cooler intact.

hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005


QuickbreathFinisher posted:

The Shape of Retaining Water

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep8wcPP0kp4
Video begins at 1:23. This is police video from the home of Anatoly Moskvin in Nizhny Novgorod, Russia.
It's full of large dolls? Mannequins? Dummies?
Nope.
Mummified corpses of children, stolen from local cemeteries.

1
Feb 28, 2007

1️⃣
Just another number.
Stolen from the UK megathread over in D&D:

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

My Twitter Account posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep8wcPP0kp4
Video begins at 1:23. This is police video from the home of Anatoly Moskvin in Nizhny Novgorod, Russia.
It's full of large dolls? Mannequins? Dummies?
Nope.
Mummified corpses of children, stolen from local cemeteries.

That Wikipedia article is fascinating.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

My Twitter Account posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep8wcPP0kp4
Video begins at 1:23. This is police video from the home of Anatoly Moskvin in Nizhny Novgorod, Russia.
It's full of large dolls? Mannequins? Dummies?
Nope.
Mummified corpses of children, stolen from local cemeteries.

Jesus Christ :randno:

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