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FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


CommissarMega posted:

Cheesy power metal for me, the cheesier the better. If it's not about dragon wizards fighting knight-kings, then I don't want any part of it.

That said, Van Canto is in a league of its own :allears:

I loving love wizard metal.

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Screaming Idiot posted:

Nah, Corpsegrinder wouldn't hit anybody unless they were gay

(he is a homophobe)

(he called alliance players f*ggots in a documentary and blizzard took a really long time to address it after they hired him to play at blizzcon)

(blizzard is a bad company)

Oh poo poo, I just remember him being cool in interviews about how he hates metal elitists and people who think the Extreme end of the metal scene was somehow a model to live by, rather than just being for entertainment.

More of that celeb AUG. And Corpsgrinder is the singer for Cannibal Corpse and also does some voices in Metalocalypse.

I don't like country because i don't find country gets any response from me. It's just white noise. And I've heard a lot of country, so don't "you gotta listen to real country maaaaaaaaaan" me. I don't hate it or think people who listen to it are idiots, just not something I enjoy.

I am 41 and I am sooooo into synthwave its not funny. I keep trying to find new bands. I want my life to sound like a cyberpunk movie.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Chillhop/chillwave is also unironically good.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


Wizard Rifle is pretty good and their new album art fits the thread.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
Y'all need to shut up about your dumb music and post some weirdos. I present to you a massive gallery of furries and their self-reported professions.


Nobody is surprised to see furry weirdos working in IT or video game QA.


Or retail.


This is just loving creepy looking.


Some have less predictable jobs.


Oh.

AND SO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!!!

Dick Burglar has a new favorite as of 09:28 on Dec 5, 2018

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
:patriot:

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012





This looks remarkably like one of those botched taxidermy jobs done by someone who only had a vague idea of what the animal looked like when alive.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

those are some dead, dead, dead eyes

I've given up trying to parse the topology of that whole chain/strap/pant situation

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

I believe this one was written by the guy who mercilessly broke those pencils (except for the two he had a good friend break for him because they were too hard).

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Pastry of the Year posted:

those are some dead, dead, dead eyes

I've given up trying to parse the topology of that whole chain/strap/pant situation

They're wearing these pants, I think. Or a similar model at least.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Sponge Baathist posted:



Wizard Rifle is pretty good and their new album art fits the thread.

Looked them up and of course, they're from Portland

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Kaethela posted:



This looks remarkably like one of those botched taxidermy jobs done by someone who only had a vague idea of what the animal looked like when alive.

I'm apparently not clever enough to think of an Al Bundy/furry pun, so just pretend I came up with one of those and it was really good.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012




please turn them off

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

pseudorandom posted:

The only real classical music includes Battlefield Vietnam sound effects.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL2Z9pGIie8

Is it wrong that I miss that game?

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

What ever happened to LoB?

Occasionally posts screeds in the Idiots on Social Media thread.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Solice Kirsk posted:

I'm apparently not clever enough to think of an Al Bundy/furry pun, so just pretend I came up with one of those and it was really good.

There's Bun right there. :cmon:

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012


Falling Down 2020

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Dick Burglar posted:

Y'all need to shut up about your dumb music and post some weirdos. I present to you a massive gallery of furries and their self-reported professions.
AND SO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!!!


I see this going well. Police are known for welcoming diversity.


Those zoo animals...:ohdear:

Okay, this one got a chuckle out of me:

They work in a thrift store.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
That possum furry and I could be friends. :3

Always struck me as an odd coincidence that peoples' fursonas all just happen to be societally god-teir animals such as wolves, foxes and jungle cats and that there's a dearth of what we consider vermin species.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Dienes posted:


I see this going well. Police are known for welcoming diversity.

It's fine, they'll just read people their furanda rights.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Dienes posted:

Okay, this one got a chuckle out of me:

They work in a thrift store.

Furries, I'm gonna take back some of the things I said about you.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Nuevo posted:

Not that this is remotely thread appropriate, but Gustav Holst's The Planets is loving rad.

Here's Mars, the Bringer of War:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bcRCCg01I&hd=1

Jupiter of gtfo :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz0b4STz1lo

Tubgoat posted:

That, pianos and violins, yeah. Even the most uptempo classical sounds like boring and lovely to me, no matter how complex it is. Also, I used to tolerate melodic/symphonic metal, but I just can't do it now.

Unrelated: Nice AUG avatar you got there. :stonkhat:

I've run into this before, and they almost always have a very narrow exposure to classical. I usually suggest some lesser known works; everyone knows one or two Beethoven symphonies, but I argue his quartets were better (though the 2nd and 3rd movements are hit or miss for each, 1st and 4th are usually great):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejL43BmxL20&t=1146s

Or solos that will make you go, "Huh, they're younger than I am....wtf have I done with my life :smith:" The go-to there is Paganini: Destroyer of Egos. Holy gently caress the double stops in this make my fingers hurt just listening to them.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpnIrE7_1YA

Actual thread content: The entire goddamn state of Florida belongs in this thread. Florida man is at it again, this time watching virtual porn in a library and forgetting to plug in his headphones.

https://twitter.com/madisonaldrman/status/1063164486008389634

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I don't really even see the appeal of VR porn because sex is all about physical contact with the other person. Seems to me that it would be impossible to really feel immersed in something like that because your brain would be constantly telling you to reach out and touch the other person and there's just nothing there.

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

Basebf555 posted:

I don't really even see the appeal of VR porn because sex is all about physical contact with the other person. Seems to me that it would be impossible to really feel immersed in something like that because your brain would be constantly telling you to reach out and touch the other person and there's just nothing there.

I think if you're into vr porn, you maybe don't have physical contact very often anyway, so it's largely for lonely/creepy/single/incel (delete as appropriate) guys

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
I don't understand how you could feel comfortable looking at VR anything in a public room full of strangers. I'd be lifting the thing up every four seconds.

Then again, I have kids and they like to poke me in the stomach while I'm looking at street view on the vr thing.

King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
Long live the King!

Basebf555 posted:

I don't really even see the appeal of VR porn because sex is all about physical contact with the other person. Seems to me that it would be impossible to really feel immersed in something like that because your brain would be constantly telling you to reach out and touch the other person and there's just nothing there.

Yeah I think you are trying to compare Real Sex vs. VR Sex (and VR sex would be lacking) when what you should be comparing is No/Little Sex vs. VR Sex.
When most of your sexual gratification comes from just looking at 2-D images on a screen, using VR must seem very immersive all without actually having to talk to girls or get sticky from sex juice.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I assure you there's sex juice at the end.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Dienes posted:


I see this going well. Police are known for welcoming diversity.

Considering there's a not-insignificant overlap of furries and white nationalists/nazis, he could very well do just fine in law enforcement

Also the amount of young adults as furries always cracks me up - it's never someone far along in their life or career in these images, it's always like, intern, something-in-training, apprentice, etc. I know some people are furry lifers but it really does seem to point to the whole Identity Fur Lifestyle stuff being a Young People thing that folks eventually grow out of, if all goes well.

Like, trying to imagine someone making time to fursuit who also has multiple kids, a job and a life is hilarious to even imagine

'Charlotte, we've talked about this, and when I'm RuffRuff I am not their father, I am Free'

StrangersInTheNight has a new favorite as of 07:22 on Dec 6, 2018

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

King of Foolians posted:

Yeah I think you are trying to compare Real Sex vs. VR Sex (and VR sex would be lacking) when what you should be comparing is No/Little Sex vs. VR Sex.
When most of your sexual gratification comes from just looking at 2-D images on a screen, using VR must seem very immersive all without actually having to talk to girls or get sticky from sex juice.

I feel like the increased immersion would actually work against it. Like, with regular porn there's never any illusion that I'm the one doing it, I'm watching a two-dimensional video on a screen, my brain is forced to accept that. VR to me would be going to far into tricking the brain into expecting something that it can't deliver, and would end up being a constant "tease" in that way.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

captainOrbital posted:

I don't understand how you could feel comfortable looking at VR anything in a public room full of strangers. I'd be lifting the thing up every four seconds.

Then again, I have kids and they like to poke me in the stomach while I'm looking at street view on the vr thing.

People in the twitter feed are saying it's staged by some youtube personality.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Basebf555 posted:

I feel like the increased immersion would actually work against it. Like, with regular porn there's never any illusion that I'm the one doing it, I'm watching a two-dimensional video on a screen, my brain is forced to accept that. VR to me would be going to far into tricking the brain into expecting something that it can't deliver, and would end up being a constant "tease" in that way.

you just need VR cuck porn where you watch a better man rail your waifu






although I have not checked, I am nonetheless certain this exists

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker
I've never used a VR headset for it, but I have watched a few VR porn videos on my phone/browser. They seem alright, maybe just a novelty, but I can see an appeal of being able to film a whole scene and then let the viewer can look around as he/she desires. Basically just moving some of the camera-man work and putting the viewer in control of what or whom to focus on.


I don't see the argument about comparing VR to real sex. VR porn is still porn. No one is going around the internet like "why are you looking at pictures and watching videos? That's not real sex, there's no contact or immersion!"

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Bloop posted:

you just need VR cuck porn where you watch a better man rail your waifu






although I have not checked, I am nonetheless certain this exists

That's some Chuck Tingle poo poo.

"Cucked in the butt by my VR headset that my wifu pillow left me for"

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

pseudorandom posted:

I don't see the argument about comparing VR to real sex. VR porn is still porn. No one is going around the internet like "why are you looking at pictures and watching videos? That's not real sex, there's no contact or immersion!"

I was just saying I personally don't understand the appeal. Definitely not judging people who like it, like you said porn is porn.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

After following the To Catch a Predator thread for a bit this is somewhat refreshing to see.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Porn is porn and in no way even a pale substitute for human sexual interaction, they're different things and any attempt to substitute one for the other is misguided at best.

I don't really give a drat about the whole VR thing anyway, which apparently means I hate fun. Wake me up when it's actual VR and not a goddamn ViewMaster I strap to my face. :bahgawd:

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Dienes posted:




Those zoo animals...:ohdear:



cant wait to read about this guy dying from a preforated colon from trying to gently caress a rhino or something.

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text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




but what if you watched vr porn with a person who is also watching vr porn, but you are loving the person also???

:thunk:

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