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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Zeroisanumber posted:

Ehhh... she's from Wisconsin and from what I understand that's wisdom that you just gain through osmosis when you grow up in that state.


it's okay if she got some chud dick one time, she's not tainted or anything.........

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Jeb! Low energy shenji won't make a Jeb toxx thread

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
getting banned fucks up your sig? thanks radium

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

ShriekingMarxist posted:

it's okay if she got some chud dick one time, she's not tainted or anything.........

yeah, certainly wouldn't leave scars that won't heal

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Sig looks accurate and truthful, thanks team Barry

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

getting banned fucks up your sig? thanks radium

Getting banned takes everything from your account

#Basta

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Thank you Lord Jesus for President Trump!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/DanLamothe/status/1070421023282081793

great just what the world needs another australia

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

regarding the Democratic Party, he is not wrong whatsoever.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

ShriekingMarxist posted:

it's okay if she got some chud dick one time, she's not tainted or anything.........
thats what u think....

:chaostrump:

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

Zeroisanumber posted:

GF tells me that truck guys with political opinions are a red flag for small dicks and domestic abuse. I'm inclined to believe her because she's a girl.

im mean those two indicators are def in play here but this is one of the boldest homosexual statements i've seen in a while

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



i think your gloating is much too humble

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
https://twitter.com/Patreon/status/1070446085787668480

catching up on the world and lol

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

ShriekingMarxist posted:

Sig looks accurate and truthful, thanks team Barry

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


“[Jeb] woke up at 4 in the morning and turned on the TV and found out that his dad had passed away,”

lmbo

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

A Handed Missus posted:

“[Jeb] woke up at 4 in the morning and turned on the TV and found out that his dad had passed away,”

lmbo

Hahaha, and then he probably couldn't get anybody on the phone for several hours

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
he tried to call Barbara first

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

A Handed Missus posted:

“[Jeb] woke up at 4 in the morning and turned on the TV and found out that his dad had passed away,”

lmbo

jeb: i always wonder, what if i answered the phone that fateful day

*meanwhile in an alternate universe*

jeb: hello

hospital staff: yes is this george bush

jeb: no

hospital staff: oh sorry wrong number

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
finding out that jeb literally slept through his dads death has made my night rofl

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
they probably didnt really call jeb they just knew his phone would be off so they were like "oh we called you and no one answered"

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

A Handed Missus posted:

“[Jeb] woke up at 4 in the morning and turned on the TV and found out that his dad had passed away,”

lmbo

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Jeb!

:hmbol:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/PatrickRuffini/status/1070457523759665152?s=19


https://twitter.com/PatrickRuffini/status/1070460860236218373?s=19

:hmmyes:

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

A Handed Missus posted:

“[Jeb] woke up at 4 in the morning and turned on the TV and found out that his dad had passed away,”

lmbo



limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

this guy SUCKS

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
King Donald J Trump the First
Ruler by divine mandate

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



your wish has been granted, meester Ruffini

and the crown is going to the trump dynasty

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



beautiful lad

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
lmfao i missed the jeb milkshake story

i grew up in sonoma county right near the bohemian grove and yeah p much anyone i know who worked there just said it was grumpety old rich men getting drunk, groping the help, and pissing on trees. its extremely boring but rich like the mystique of being mystique i guess

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I like how in the awful app you can start the video then swipe back to the thread and it will keep playing while you scroll through posts. lmbo

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Is it weird that I'd really like to get a tie made of my dumb Trump photoshop?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Bert Roberge posted:

Is it weird that I'd really like to get a tie made of my dumb Trump photoshop?

it would be a swell tie and if you did it right there would be a tie within the tie :snoo:

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

A Handed Missus posted:

“[Jeb] woke up at 4 in the morning and turned on the TV and found out that his dad had passed away,”

lmbo

*turns on tv to funeral*

... Dad?!?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

A Handed Missus posted:

“[Jeb] woke up at 4 in the morning and turned on the TV and found out that his dad had passed away,”

lmbo

He's still so angry that his dead dad got more applause than he did.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


I'd clap for dead Jeb :unsmith:

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



skaboomizzy posted:

my cousin told me when he went to the Air Force Academy they took most of his stipend the first couple months for uniforms and football season tickets

lmao they make you buy the tickets


lmaooooo

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