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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I sometimes look at my food and think how deeply weird it is that I'm going to turn it into hair

e: bad snipe, have a relevant bit of baffling stock photography

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Pastry of the Year posted:

I sometimes look at my food and think how deeply weird it is that I'm going to turn it into hair

e: bad snipe, have a relevant bit of baffling stock photography



Trichobezoar sandwich, I hate it

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Pastry of the Year posted:

I sometimes look at my food and think how deeply weird it is that I'm going to turn it into hair

e: bad snipe, have a relevant bit of baffling stock photography





e: poo poo i shoulda posted teh sushi one with all the hair...ugh i'm sick af today i can't think

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

text me a vag pic posted:

but what if you watched vr porn with a person who is also watching vr porn, but you are loving the person also???

:thunk:

I seem to remember there was some avant-garde entrepreneur who suggested VR porn for couples where they each watched from each other's vantage. Who wouldn't want to experience getting hosed by your partner from your partner's perspective!?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

No, the thing to do is VR couples porn, that both people can wear. So first one partner wears a GoPro helmet and the other one doesn't, then they gently caress. Then they switch, and do the exact same movements again.

So you can gently caress someone, have the experience of loving someone else, and your partner has the exact same experience.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


DandyLion posted:

I seem to remember there was some avant-garde entrepreneur who suggested VR porn for couples where they each watched from each other's vantage. Who wouldn't want to experience getting hosed by your partner from your partner's perspective!?

wasn't this also a scene in demolition man

Robot Cuttlefish
Apr 6, 2016

DandyLion posted:

I seem to remember there was some avant-garde entrepreneur who suggested VR porn for couples where they each watched from each other's vantage. Who wouldn't want to experience getting hosed by your partner from your partner's perspective!?

Just tape a mirror to her face dennis

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




I guess the advantage to both people wearing VR is that you can both be hosed by Shrek at the same time

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

text me a vag pic posted:

I guess the advantage to both people wearing VR is that you can both be hosed by Shrek at the same time

shrek is my sex tulpa and we are very monogamous please remove this post asap

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

T-man posted:

shrek is my sex tulpa and we are very monogamous please remove this post asap

drat it Shadow the Hedgehog, get out of T-man's Something Awful forums account!

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jrx-Xrrsco

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





Someone hath called the police on this Granos motherfucker, right? RIGHT?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

"Hey FBI? Yeah I've got stacks on stacks of child porn hth"

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

And the law is in place to protect them from manipulative predators like you HOPE THAT HELLLPPPPSSSSSSS

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


Tumblr causes autism diagnosis more often than vaccines ever could. It'll happen to you.

E: Reddit causes pedophilia

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


I don't think eating pussy is vegan

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

LifeSunDeath posted:




e: poo poo i shoulda posted teh sushi one with all the hair...ugh i'm sick af today i can't think

Creepy infomercials/commercials/broadcasts going subtly wrong is extremely my jam. I watched all the Cooking With Bill videos because of these gifs, so thanks!

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
What the gently caress is going on in the last one? It looks like a small animal was fed into a garbage disposal and the resulting gore lightly rinsed then MLB pitched into an Easy Bake. The onions with the papery skin and root bulb going in whole was bad enough. :stare:

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

cash crab posted:

wasn't this also a scene in demolition man

I definitely recall it being a part of Strange Days.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


I'm disappointed to find out that Donkey Kong is a pedophile.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

rodbeard posted:

I'm disappointed to find out that Donkey Kong is a pedophile.

Diddle Kong

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Pastry of the Year posted:

I sometimes look at my food and think how deeply weird it is that I'm going to turn it into hair

e: bad snipe, have a relevant bit of baffling stock photography



That's just a basic dinner if you're a cat owner

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
No it's not, a cat would never eat bread.

Content:

Tubgoat has a new favorite as of 03:49 on Dec 7, 2018

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

https://weaponsgradewaifus.com/

"Anime titty morale patches, just what I need to spice up my plate carrier for the open carry protest!"

edit:

Coxswain Balls has a new favorite as of 03:58 on Dec 7, 2018

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Coxswain Balls posted:

https://weaponsgradewaifus.com/

"Anime titty morale patches, just what I need to spice up my plate carrier for the open carry protest!"

edit:



Are those magazines? All gun accessories are AUG.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

twistedmentat posted:

Are those magazines? All gun accessories are AUG.

no that's a clip

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

I first found out about this dumbass through various AUG threads here. Seems like his vegan sex lifestyle isn't working so well anymore:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtqJCUyXf88 (:nws: because he's naked)

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

DorkusMalorkus posted:

I first found out about this dumbass through various AUG threads here. Seems like his vegan sex lifestyle isn't working so well anymore:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtqJCUyXf88 (:nws: because he's naked)

TISM did this so much better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Ugh, I thought I recognized that source image.

:nms: it's part of a lung a dude coughed up :nms:

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Tashilicious posted:

no that's a clip

actually they're called bullets :smug:

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Otana posted:

Ugh, I thought I recognized that source image.

:nms: it's part of a lung a dude coughed up :nms:

A clot! :eng101:
He did not survive. :(

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Otana posted:

Ugh, I thought I recognized that source image.

:nms: it's part of a lung a dude coughed up :nms:


They're calling it "an intact cast of the right bronchial tree". Does that mean it is some kind of lining of the lung (be it normal or abnormal)? Is it actually part of the lung or something that is the shape of part of the lung? I'm basically confused by the meaning of "cast" here.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
It is a cast of his right bronchial tree, it is formed of coagulated bodily stuff, it apparently came wadded up when he coughed it out and the docs carefully unfolded it.

vvv This person gets it!

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Tubgoat posted:

A clot! :eng101:
He did not survive. :(

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah


Tubgoat posted:

It is a cast of his right bronchial tree, it is formed of coagulated bodily stuff, it apparently came wadded up when he coughed it out and the docs carefully unfolded it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

pseudorandom posted:

They're calling it "an intact cast of the right bronchial tree". Does that mean it is some kind of lining of the lung (be it normal or abnormal)? Is it actually part of the lung or something that is the shape of part of the lung? I'm basically confused by the meaning of "cast" here.

It's a cast in the same sense as a die-cast. It's usually used in medical terms with reference to casts in your urine, or buildups of material within the nephron that are ejected and take the shape of the tubules in your kidneys.

Simply, liquids take the shape of the container they're in, this man's bronchials filled with blood, it clotted, and came out intact somehow.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Somebody is jacking off to this but I'm not gonna link it because everybody has their clothes on. Their ankles are showing but anybody who would be offended is already going to hell for using a computer outside of work


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Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



The barefoot wine is a nice touch.

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