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text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




The Mighty Moltres posted:

Ice is frozen. Cool ice is just water.

No, that's warm ice!

And speaking of getting WARM and maybe also a little HOT

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

text me a vag pic posted:

No, that's warm ice!

And speaking of getting WARM and maybe also a little HOT



I like how horrifyingly disproportionate the head is.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Iron Crowned posted:

I like how horrifyingly disproportionate the head everything about this is.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Iron Crowned posted:

I like how horrifyingly disproportionate the head is.

Its tiny head makes his look abnormally large

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Iron Crowned posted:

I like how horrifyingly disproportionate the head is.

Yeah but did you see the doll?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012


So itchy rn.


AlbieQuirky posted:

He’s from Mainz, Germany.

gently caress. I was getting strong Ossi vibes.

tallest crocodile
Sep 10, 2011

How a TV show about Pre-historic life would reconstruct a goon.
Wondering if someone here can help me track down some real old-school AUG. Well, by today’s standards, it’s extremely quaint:

There was a woman back on livejournal in the early 2000’s who believed she was some sort of Celtic faerie princess and all I can remember about her is that She Would Capitalize Absolutely Everything and her journal profile featured paragraphs upon paragraphs of description of herself, most notably how her eyes changed color and were also every color at once and also had lightning bolts in them or something? She was regularly featured on websites that recorded this sort of drama at the time. This site was one of them, and I think Portal of Evil also had a thread about her.

There was more to it and it’s just driving me crazy that I can’t remember her name.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

tallest crocodile posted:

Wondering if someone here can help me track down some real old-school AUG. Well, by today’s standards, it’s extremely quaint:

There was a woman back on livejournal in the early 2000’s who believed she was some sort of Celtic faerie princess and all I can remember about her is that She Would Capitalize Absolutely Everything and her journal profile featured paragraphs upon paragraphs of description of herself, most notably how her eyes changed color and were also every color at once and also had lightning bolts in them or something? She was regularly featured on websites that recorded this sort of drama at the time. This site was one of them, and I think Portal of Evil also had a thread about her.

There was more to it and it’s just driving me crazy that I can’t remember her name.

WinterRose?

tallest crocodile
Sep 10, 2011

How a TV show about Pre-historic life would reconstruct a goon.

That’s the one, thanks!

It was a more innocent time.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

Its tiny head makes his look abnormally large

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Lol this reminds me of aug of past. Someone on SA could quote the most insane inane porn description, and a goon would post the link in under 4 minutes.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Burt Sexual posted:

Lol this reminds me of aug of past. Someone on SA could quote the most insane inane porn description, and a goon would post the link in under 4 minutes.

I put the good in good for nothing.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Speaking of old internet drama, what about that woman who lived in a tent on the side of a road and constantly posts about wanting to be raped?

She was so weird but obviously decently intelligent. Faye something.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Wasnt it something that made it seems like a con? Like Kaye King or faking?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Wasnt it something that made it seems like a con? Like Kaye King or faking?

Yeah I recall it being some sort of early internet theater.

JK!
May 10, 2007

EZ-PZ!
Faye Kane

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/faye-kane.16996

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

:stonk:

Jesus Christ. What's more broken? The weird creeps or the weird creeps who claim to be "fans?"

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I always thought Faye Kane was lying. Like they were obviously broken, but they were lying about the whole living in a cave and getting raped daily stuff. Coz if the lifestyle she described was true, then god has truly forsaken this accursed earth.

And whilst we are bringing up old AUG's of times past. Does anyone remember the name of the woman who claimed to know popstars and writers and stuff. And that she invented, came up with, wrote just about every song popular in the last 30-40 years despite claiming to be in their early 20s. She was particularly obsessed with Evanescence if I remember rightly.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



BrigadierSensible posted:

I always thought Faye Kane was lying. Like they were obviously broken, but they were lying about the whole living in a cave and getting raped daily stuff. Coz if the lifestyle she described was true, then god has truly forsaken this accursed earth.

And whilst we are bringing up old AUG's of times past. Does anyone remember the name of the woman who claimed to know popstars and writers and stuff. And that she invented, came up with, wrote just about every song popular in the last 30-40 years despite claiming to be in their early 20s. She was particularly obsessed with Evanescence if I remember rightly.

I remember who you're talking about but I can't remember what name she went by. Almost want to say she was calling herself Amy Lee. But drat if she pretty much presented herself like a Forrest Gump of music with either inspiring songs/names or helping write them to the degree of essentially being responsible for the majority of 90s-early 00's music. I also want to say she was mad obsessed with Michael Hutchense too. I'm not sure if it was also her or someone else who did the same thing with being practically related to major historical figures that used to post on the old IMDB forums.

I'm now very nostalgic for the days of Fandom Wank and Godawful Fanfic where we'd mock the hell out of these types.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
The Snapewives seem so innocuous now. At least faking your death to get money/sympathy/Amazon wish list items will never go out of style.

quantum_squirrel
Aug 9, 2006

BrigadierSensible posted:

And whilst we are bringing up old AUG's of times past. Does anyone remember the name of the woman who claimed to know popstars and writers and stuff. And that she invented, came up with, wrote just about every song popular in the last 30-40 years despite claiming to be in their early 20s. She was particularly obsessed with Evanescence if I remember rightly.
Amy Lee, here is the F-Plus Episode about her.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

M_Sinistrari posted:

I'm now very nostalgic for the days of Fandom Wank and Godawful Fanfic where we'd mock the hell out of these types.

What’s frustrating is one of those types ended up making money hand over fist via one of the most grossly abusive “romance” series of the early 21st century. gently caress you “Snowqueens Icedragon,” you ought to pray thanks on the daily Meyer didn’t sue.

Meanwhile one of the most infamous Godawful fics of its time was a work (Raven Darkness etc etc etc)

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

Meanwhile one of the most infamous Godawful fics of its time was a work (Raven Darkness etc etc etc)

Most of the infamously, entertainingly bad fanfiction is a work (see also: Comics Nix).

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal

Is linking kiwifarms allowed? That sites a doxing cesspool that has gone after mods and loads upon loads of trans goons.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Burt Sexual posted:

Lol this reminds me of aug of past. Someone on SA could quote the most insane inane porn description, and a goon would post the link in under 4 minutes.

What was the deal with that chick who lived naked in a hole in the woods and rubbed testosterone gel all over herself and then I guess moved in with a couple as their sub? Could never tell if she was legit nuts or if this was some story she was taking us on but I need closure,

Inzombiac posted:

Speaking of old internet drama, what about that woman who lived in a tent on the side of a road and constantly posts about wanting to be raped?

She was so weird but obviously decently intelligent. Faye something.

I think we're talking about the same person?

e: i gotta READDDDD the trheaddd

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

What’s frustrating is one of those types ended up making money hand over fist via one of the most grossly abusive “romance” series of the early 21st century. gently caress you “Snowqueens Icedragon,” you ought to pray thanks on the daily Meyer didn’t sue.

Meanwhile one of the most infamous Godawful fics of its time was a work (Raven Darkness etc etc etc)

Cassie Clare ended up making some bank off her plagiarized to hell and back crap too. I remember being so pissed off about that since I was busting rear end with getting into writing my original stuff and they were just coasting along on their crappy schlick fics that I stopped for some years since it felt like no one was interested in decently written original work. I did eventually get over my upset and started back up a couple years ago since I'll go the Kindle publishing route and see what happens.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Ugh reading through kiwifarms is like trying to read through helldump, but somehow much less funny

e: faye types a lot of stuff here.

text me a vag pic has a new favorite as of 16:17 on Dec 11, 2018

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

I thought it basically was Nazi Helldump, but then the first reply on that post is someone pointing out her weird psuedo-scientific racism so who knows what motivates them.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

I'm not exactly sure what I'm seeing here, but I know for a fact it isn't chili.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Solice Kirsk posted:

I'm not exactly sure what I'm seeing here, but I know for a fact it isn't chili.

Correct; it's obviously a pizza.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Weldon Pemberton posted:

I thought it basically was Nazi Helldump, but then the first reply on that post is someone pointing out her weird psuedo-scientific racism so who knows what motivates them.

Self loathing

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Solice Kirsk posted:

I'm not exactly sure what I'm seeing here, but I know for a fact it isn't chili.
It is clearly a sandwich.

Giant Isopod
Jan 30, 2010

Bathynomus giganteus
Yams Fan

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

It is clearly a sandwich.

I think it's technically a pita

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I consider this "positive AUG".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebytKN3dQbk

All the info I can find on this band indicates that they were completely earnest about this and tried to become famous for over 20 years off and on without ever really getting attention.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

jobson groeth posted:

Third way nutters are just tories cosplaying as workers. You either fully support the glorious workers utopia or are scum :redhammer:



Great, David Mitchell is blacking up again.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Giant Isopod posted:

I think it's technically a pita

Which is a sandwich. Q.E.D.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


:stare: :stare:

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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Why are you blocking the name of the monster that posted that publicly?

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