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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
I have had Day of the Animals in my server for ages and apparently never actually watched it....until last night.

I don't know if it's just that un-memorable, or if my brain has purged all memory of this thing from itself to protect me.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The short "Drugs are like that" is a pro watch, you never knew just how many things are like drugs!:lsd:

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The entire plot with Leslie Neelsons character in day of the animals is just insane until it culminates with him trying to fist fight a bear while the guy with little girl plot is so absurd it reads like the most heavy handed critique of capatilism possible.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
I vaguely remember him shirtless, screaming, twirling a big stick.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

BaronVonVaderham posted:

I vaguely remember him shirtless, screaming, twirling a big stick.

He murders a man with a walking stock for talking back to him, then still shirtless tries to rape a woman in a thunderstorm only to see a bear coming, turn, and attempt to fist fight it while cussing it out.

It is absolutely bizarre

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Good on the Rifftrax crew for powering through A Talking Cat!?! and not losing their minds until the end credits, which I found hilarious.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

In the Film Crew riff of Killers from Space, Mike says that the reason so many old movies constantly show close up headshots staring blankly was because of this one French actor that died during filming and the director being a weirdo included the shot of the now-dead actor in the film.

I tried looking it up what they were talking about but had no luck. In part because I have no clue how the actor or director's name was spelled (Arobige?) Can someone help me with this?

EDIT: I've really come to enjoy Bridget and Mary Jo's riffs, they feel like they're the closest to Joel-era MST3K out of all the riffing teams.

SirPhoebos fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Dec 4, 2018

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
yeah, the "robichet". i think they made it up. agreed about bridget and mj

nishi koichi fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Dec 4, 2018

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I love bridget and mary jo because most of their riffs have a personal touch or plot thread with them like two friends. The discussion of prom/not going to prom, the fact mary jo doesnt know what you do at parties where you drink, or the one about woman that they inserted photos of themselves into.

Ill ride or die for Elliot and Ian, dont care who knows.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Bridget and Mary Jo riffs are also less aggressive and come off as more of them having fun with the whole process. Unlike the guys where they're more antagonistic with the movies.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

I recently stumbled upon the old 2007 riff of Mariah Carey's Glitter that's a Mike/Mary Jo riff and it's a great pairing

PrinceRandom fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Dec 4, 2018

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Old Kentucky Shark posted:

Fun in Balloon-land is up for free on Amazon prime, in case 1) you haven't yet seen it yet and 2) you always secretly wanted to spend sixty six minutes screaming wide-eyed and unceasingly into the naked, uncaring void at the heart of the world.

I'm certain Ub Iwerks was some sort of demon.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
Jesus, I just commented a few of my favorite bad movies to procrastinate at work, and I might very soon have the top comment on this post:

Rifftrax: "Let's try something: Summarize a B-Movie you'd like us to riff in one picture."

And that's awesome. If they riff Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park because of me, I'll be buying that day 1.

EDIT: And holy poo poo I just learned thanks to another commenter that they already did Viva Knievel, a movie I discovered existed by accident a few weeks ago. I know what I'm watching this weekend now....

BaronVonVaderham fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Dec 5, 2018

InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

PINK GUITAR FIRE ROBOT

College Slice

BaronVonVaderham posted:

And that's awesome. If they riff Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park because of me, I'll be buying that day 1.

That would be great but there's never been a decent release of that movie and I believe that's because Paul and Gene use their resources to prevent that from happening, which they would almost certainly do to a riffed version too. Gene doesn't have a sense of humour about himself or the band at all and is a litigious guy. On the other hand, if they offered him enough cash, he'd sell you anything, but I don't believe Rifftrax has the cash that would be required.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


It could always be next year's Kickstarter.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

InfiniteZero posted:

That would be great but there's never been a decent release of that movie and I believe that's because Paul and Gene use their resources to prevent that from happening, which they would almost certainly do to a riffed version too. Gene doesn't have a sense of humour about himself or the band at all and is a litigious guy. On the other hand, if they offered him enough cash, he'd sell you anything, but I don't believe Rifftrax has the cash that would be required.

Gene would probably have to clear all the riffs, too.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
I've just been watching this 24/7 for the last week or so on twitch. It feels like cheating.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

DrPossum posted:

I've just been watching this 24/7 for the last week or so on twitch. It feels like cheating.

Its the good poo poo.

Sometimes the chat is informative and sometimes its just bitching about new seasons of MST3k for no drat reason

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Barudak posted:

I love bridget and mary jo because most of their riffs have a personal touch or plot thread with them like two friends. The discussion of prom/not going to prom, the fact mary jo doesnt know what you do at parties where you drink, or the one about woman that they inserted photos of themselves into.

Ill ride or die for Elliot and Ian, dont care who knows.

Also love Bridget and Mary Jo. They're the most prone to fall back into Minnesota mom accent at the drop of a hat, which works really well for some of the "You need a fridge, post-war lady" shorts they do.

Duties of a Secretary is such a classic episode. "This is harder for me to watch than Saw!"

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


"Oh boy, babies!" also has the delightful bit where Mary Jo falls in love with the tiny Jewish teacher.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I love the 1999:house of the future short where Bridget starts singing 1999.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
My favorite might be A Word to the Wives from the reunion special, but echoing everyone else I love everything they do. We get way more excited seeing a new B&MJ riff get released than for any others.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

RandomPauI posted:

I love the 1999:house of the future short where Bridget starts singing 1999.

That or the part where they get irate that the mom still has to cook lunch.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Santa’s Christmas Circus

What the gently caress? Just... what the gently caress? Now I got that to worry about.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
I liked the Relaxed Wife riff that Mary and Brig did. Along with Duties of a Secretary.

InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

PINK GUITAR FIRE ROBOT

College Slice

Mister Kingdom posted:

Gene would probably have to clear all the riffs, too.

And probably also be allowed to write a bunch of "hilarious" riffs himself.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
New xmas riff!

Rifftrax posted:

The director of A Talking Cat!?! made a film about Santa. Merry Christmas!

https://www.rifftrax.com/santas-summer-house

We say this every year, but we're sorry.

It looks like it's a lot of the same actors in the same terrible McMansion.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


IIRC that's that director's thing. He makes movies that are almost entirely set in rented Mcmansions.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Can't wait to see how a shirtless buff Santa is involved in this movie somehow

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


BaronVonVaderham posted:

New xmas riff!


It looks like it's a lot of the same actors in the same terrible McMansion.

Haha, awesome! Me and my fiancée noticed it on Prime and watched the trailer a few weeks ago. She wanted to watch it and I said to wait because there's a strong chance it would be on Rifftrax this year.

Maybe next they can do that movie where Wee Man plays a Christmas elf who becomes a superhero and fights Jeffrey Combs.

Deadguy2322
Dec 16, 2017

Greatness Awaits

muscles like this! posted:

IIRC that's that director's thing. He makes movies that are almost entirely set in rented Mcmansions.

Half of them about a bunch of shirtless twinks.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Deadguy2322 posted:

Half of them about a bunch of shirtless twinks.

I was gonna joke that he must have loved the film Leeches! but I looked it up and he was the director

Deadguy2322
Dec 16, 2017

Greatness Awaits

Barudak posted:

I was gonna joke that he must have loved the film Leeches! but I looked it up and he was the director

Under a different name he’s one of the premiere directors of gay porn, and often uses that same house, word on the street says.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Cynthia Rothrock

Daniel 'Future War' Bernhardt!

It's a christmas miracle.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
Holy poo poo how did I not know A Talking Cat?! (interrobang necessary) was David DeCoteau.

Now I want to see these guys do "Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper", yet another "Eric Roberts literally phones in his role" movie. I'm noticing a theme with this director working iwth Eric Roberts....

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:geno: "Lemme just check this thread"

:aaa: "A SCREEN IS INSUFFICIENT, PLUG THIS MOVIE DIRECTLY INTO MY BRAIN"


E: The Last Slumberparty is a modern masterpiece on the level of DOOM HOUSE and Garth Marenghi's Dark Place.

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Dec 15, 2018

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Seriously one of the most bizarre twist endings ever.

Wiseblood
Dec 31, 2000

Jose Oquendo posted:

Cynthia Rothrock

Daniel 'Future War' Bernhardt!

It's a christmas miracle.

Gary Daniels (played Kenshiro in the lovely live action Fist of the North Star) too. Why are there so many martial artists in this movie?

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Yay Yay, it that time of the year to watch Balloon Land again.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I wish I had bought more at the Black Friday sale, now I can't just say to myself that I gotta SAVE SAVE SAVE by buying more and budget be damned.

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