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ruddiger posted:I'm going to miss the hell out of this thread. But we have a new thread on the way with fresh possibilities to go on about what remake sucks the worst and how Carpenter can do no wrong.
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How many pages into the new thread will we be able to make it before we rank the Friday the 13th movies?
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The Senator Giroux posted:How many pages into the new thread will we be able to make it before we rank the Friday the 13th movies? Between 0 and 0.
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The final post in this thread should be a gif of the last few seconds of Pieces.
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M_Sinistrari posted:But we have a new thread on the way with fresh possibilities to go on about what remake sucks the worst and how Carpenter can do no wrong. someone hasn't seen the ward Neo Rasa posted:The final post in this thread should be a gif of the last few seconds of Pieces. also this
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My main recommendation for those who haven't seen it is Slugs. It's from the director of Pieces but it gets less love, possibly because it's a killer-creature movie instead of a slasher. Some of the things I like best about it (the dark humor and the fact that people's reactions to the slugs are as dangerous as the slugs themselves) get written off as cheesy, but some of its bad reviews are from folks who take the movie way more seriously than it takes itself. It has memorable scenes, one-liners, and great gore, and that's all I want out of my animal attack movies.
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Jedit posted:This would seem to be a good time to ask: what is everybody's favourite final shot in a horror movie? For me it's got to be Prince of Darkness. KIRI KIRI KIRI KIRI
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I really loved the diorama shot of the cultified tree house in Heriditary
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i have to make sure my favorite horror movie becomes a staff pick: Possession (1981)
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Neo Rasa posted:The final post in this thread should be a gif of the last few seconds of Pieces.
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Been watching a bunch of clips from Hellraiser, Hellraiser 2 and the crap that followed and I know what my calling is! To be the first person on the set of a Hellraiser movie to say: "Hey guys, the fake chains really seem to be just hanging there. Is there any way we can make them look taut?"
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Can I pick Brotherhood Of The Wolf? Action/horror I guess. If not my pick is Ravenous.
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Hedenius posted:Been watching a bunch of clips from Hellraiser, Hellraiser 2 and the crap that followed and I know what my calling is! To be the first person on the set of a Hellraiser movie to say: "Hey guys, the fake chains really seem to be just hanging there. Is there any way we can make them look taut?" *leans forward, breathes heavily into microphone* “Uh, um The nipples?”
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Tuxedo Catfish posted:KIRI KIRI KIRI KIRI Sirrah, I fear thou hath partaken too freely from ye cracke-pype.
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I'm torn between which Byrne to recommend; The Loved Ones or Devils Candy. I love them both like my own children.
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Neo Rasa posted:The final post in this thread should be a gif of the last few seconds of Pieces. Goodbye, horror thread, I'm flying, flying, flying over you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
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my staff pick is evil bong
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Jedit posted:Sirrah, I fear thou hath partaken too freely from ye cracke-pype. Nah, you just haven't seen enough Takashi Miike films. (It's the ending of Audition. If I remember correctly the final "shot" is actually just a black screen, but context is everything.)
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Tuxedo Catfish posted:Nah, you just haven't seen enough Takashi Miike films. I grew up on Takashi Miike being a teen when you could order discs from Netflix. My wife has issues with sexual abuse and gore porn so a lot of Miike films are out of bounds (aside from like Happiness of the Katakuris and Bird People of China), but after my she loved the Ace Attorney movie, I convinced her to watch 13 Assassins last night, which she also loved. Thinking about it, I probably dug my own Miike hole with her by loving Ichi the Killer but never letting her watch it and explaining in detail why. His ouvre is so bizarre. He's clearly brilliant though. Or is he? Man, I dunno. I guess hes like Hideo Kojima on the crazy/genius scale.
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i think you hit the nail on the head. the mark of true brilliance is one can say "theyre totally brilliant...or are they?" and have it be a valid question
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Gejimayu posted:I grew up on Takashi Miike being a teen when you could order discs from Netflix. My wife has issues with sexual abuse and gore porn so a lot of Miike films are out of bounds (aside from like Happiness of the Katakuris and Bird People of China), but after my she loved the Ace Attorney movie, I convinced her to watch 13 Assassins last night, which she also loved. Thinking about it, I probably dug my own Miike hole with her by loving Ichi the Killer but never letting her watch it and explaining in detail why. His ouvre is so bizarre. He's clearly brilliant though. Or is he? Man, I dunno. I guess hes like Hideo Kojima on the crazy/genius scale. What’s funny is a lot of Miikes movies aren’t really all that out there, but he always has to throw in at least once scene of weird hosed up sex and gore stuff otherwise it’s like not a mike movie Like I watched Ley Lines the other week and really liked it, but it’s almost just a normal crime coming of age drama in japan then bam graphic fetish rape scene Tolkien minority fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Dec 12, 2018 |
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It's ready for whoever it is that can actually close the thread:
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i think its only appropriate i close the thread as the official representative of not only the Evil Bong franchise but arguably the thread's most controversial, yet simultaneously courageous, poster.
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My staff pick is Noroi, thanks. One of my regrets (and there are TONS) about going back to school is less film watching and, by proxy, less this thread. e: Or Lake Mungo but I know this thread stans hard for it and assume it has been taken.
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Kvlt! posted:i think you hit the nail on the head. the mark of true brilliance is one can say "theyre totally brilliant...or are they?" and have it be a valid question This idea doesn’t stand up to like, 4 seconds of consideration
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DeimosRising posted:This idea doesn’t stand up to like, 4 seconds of consideration but you did consider it!
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DeimosRising posted:This idea doesn’t stand up to like, 4 seconds of consideration ...Or does it?!
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Here's my buddy's Satanic Bible I made look all spooky for his birthday. Kinda proud of it. Made from pizza boxes, toilet paper and lots of liquid latex.      Pentagram could've been better but eh.
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I'mma miss the most consistent thread in all of CDFranchescanado posted:I know I said I've have the new thread up today, but due to a bunch of stuff, it's gonna have to wait until Thursday or Friday, when I have time. My staff pick is Ravenous! If it was chosen already... The Brides of Dracula
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CelticPredator posted:Here's my buddy's Satanic Bible I made look all spooky for his birthday. Kinda proud of it. that's gnarly, dude
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Hah, it's pretty gross feeling too. Slightly sticky. But thank ya!
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that's an awesome project aesthetically but man Anton LaVey is basically just Ayn Rand in spooky robes, he doesn't deserve that kind of effort
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It's a sorta gag gift. My buddy and I were talking about Sabrina and satanism, and he joked around wanting a full on devil book made of human skin with a buncha spells and poo poo in it. It's more of a for fun kind of thing. I have no idea if he'll read it. I thought about picking up another copy because it seemed sorta interesting from the bits I read, but if thats the case then lol.
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Liberal Idiot posted:MonsterSquadWolfManThankYou.gif This one?  Incidentally, this gif was the sole content of the last email I received from an ex.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:This one? Your ex rules.
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LesterGroans posted:Your ex rules. Absolutely brutal: 
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It's been a few pages but please keep in mind that the xenomorph's inner mouth is called a Tim.
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I don’t know if I’m down with that:
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What the gently caress is it about the Sci-Fi/Fantasy genre where family film Star Wars has Jizz, and the adult horror Alien has Tim? Where do we as a species get off on this? Edit: Hold on I think I've been had. SomeJazzyRat fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Dec 12, 2018 |
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