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Sam Roberts looks like a sketch artist with Parkinson tried to draw Anthony.
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He has that Hibernian brain pan
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Dec 8, 2018 22:09
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He looks like John C. Reilly without any makeup on.
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Dec 9, 2018 01:35
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Morter posted:He's got candy in his head Gonzo McFee posted:Sam Roberts looks like a sketch artist with Parkinson tried to draw Anthony. Apoplexy posted:He has that Hibernian brain pan Another Bill posted:He looks like John C. Reilly without any makeup on. Go on
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Dec 9, 2018 05:47
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Sam looks like a person who fell into Dr. Seth Brundle's teleportation machine with dog poo poo and a Brillo pad.
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Dec 9, 2018 08:44
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Comedy Pyramid! Fitting since Sam looks like someone unwrapped a mummy and tried to make it human again
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Dec 9, 2018 08:55
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Sam looks like Moe from the Simpsons made flesh and having walked into a plate glass window
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Dec 9, 2018 09:05
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Sam looks like something that Salvador Dali would've drunkenly painted on a dare.
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Dec 9, 2018 09:22
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Sam is 120 lbs of poo poo in an 80 lb bag.
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Dec 9, 2018 09:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrrc-aRmhdA
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Dec 9, 2018 09:23
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he looks like karl pilkington in a foxy brown wig
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Dec 9, 2018 15:59
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Sam permanently looks like the face Edgar’s wife from Men in Black make while he pulls back his skin suit
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Dec 9, 2018 16:36
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Sam looks like like the guy from the “so, isn’t this great” Wisk commercial’s mugshot if he got arrested for soliciting sex in a men’s room in 2004.
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Dec 9, 2018 16:39
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Sam looks like what I imagine Jim as when I listen to them play that set from Rascals where he does the weird voice
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Dec 10, 2018 06:07
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Sam looks like something that would fall on Scott Shannon's house.
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Dec 10, 2018 06:16
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Sam Roberts is a Star Wars cantina alien that was rejected by George Lucas for being "too scary for children".
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Sam, under certain lighting conditions, displays a shocking amount of bioluminescence. Because he was born at the very bottom of the ocean, near a cluster of thermal vents.
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Dec 10, 2018 06:26
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Sam is ugly as poo poo.
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Dec 10, 2018 08:04
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TL posted:Sam is ugly as poo poo. He stinks and I don’t like him.
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Dec 10, 2018 09:56
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Dec 10, 2018 20:14
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Sam Roberts looks like a John Kricfalusi drawing.
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Dec 11, 2018 03:38
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Stokes posted:Sam Roberts looks like a John Kricfalusi drawing. *insert Dennis Miller's bap bap bap*
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Dec 11, 2018 05:55
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If Sam were to die on the Indonesian island of Borneo and an archeologist found his bones they would think they belonged on the island to the south.
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Dec 11, 2018 08:58
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Sam looks like what you'd get if Eric Andre and Richard Simmons had a baby!
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Dec 11, 2018 16:45
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Or Francis from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure and Sideshow Bob.
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Dec 11, 2018 16:53
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Folks, he's ugly
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Dec 11, 2018 19:04
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Truth. Bomb. Let's not forget that he's a grown man who watches fake sports, collects goofy Nike shoes, has an annoying cackle laugh, doesn't have witty jokes, and got handed a prime hours radio show for no apparent reason other than he was there and can fill time.
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Dec 11, 2018 19:40
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IIrc he has also never eaten an egg before, and angrily refused when offered one on an old episode of O&A. He’s a man approaching 40 years of age whose entire diet consists of chicken fingers The only enjoyment I ever got out of Sam Roberts was when his awful foreskin was being trashed
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Dec 11, 2018 19:46
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Everyones just mad at Sam because they're jealous he went so far with so little and why wasn't it me goddmanit.
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Dec 11, 2018 19:48
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Another Bill posted:Everyones just mad at Sam because they're jealous he went so far with so little and why wasn't it me goddmanit. If that was true then I’d be jealous of Opie too
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Dec 11, 2018 19:49
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Another Bill posted:Everyones just mad at Sam because they're jealous he went so far with so little and why wasn't it me goddmanit. Nah, it's just fun making fun of him. I mean we listened to a show that revolved around making fun of others, we are holding the torch is all.
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Dec 11, 2018 21:34
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yaknowwhatimean
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Dec 12, 2018 02:21
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*delivers Papa Gino’s pizza to this thread*
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Dec 12, 2018 09:22
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I showed you my dick please respond
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Dec 12, 2018 13:55
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Sam Roberts is the target audience for Funko Pop collectible figurines.
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Dec 12, 2018 15:43
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zapplez posted:Sam Roberts is the target audience for Funko Pop collectible figurines. You joke, but Funko makes one of those drat things for everybody. So probably sooner than later, he will have one of himself, too. And it'll be the most hideous one because he is very ugly.
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Dec 12, 2018 20:52
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zapplez posted:Sam Roberts is the target audience for Funko Pop collectible figurines. Is that Sam's father in your av?
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Dec 12, 2018 23:19
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Another Bill posted:Everyones just mad at Sam because they're jealous he went so far with so little and why wasn't it me goddmanit.
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Dec 13, 2018 00:13
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I stand corrected. Some people in this thread are extremely not mad about Sam.
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On a different note, I don't follow Sirius goings-on at all these days, but apparently Ronnie B had a sit down with Jerry Seinfeld and Ricky Gervais: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtigiL_TffY edit: Oh no I'm 5 minutes in and it's been 5 minutes of Ricky pontificating without a hint of humour ozza fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Dec 13, 2018 |
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